Come Back to My Place

 

 

(Cut to a policeman standing in a street man comes up to him.)

 

Man: Inspector, inspector.

 

Inspector: Uh huh.

 

Man: I'm terribly sorry but I was sitting on a park bench over there, took my coat off for a minute and then I found my wallet had been stolen and £15 taken from it.

 

Inspector: Well did you er, did you see anyone take it, anyone hanging around or...

 

Man: No no, there was no one there at all. That's the trouble.

 

Inspector: Well there's not very much we can do about that, sir.

 

Man: Do you want to come back to my place?

 

Inspector: ... Yeah all right.

 

(Women's Institute applauding.)