Me Doctor

 

 

 

(Mr. Bertenshaw and his sick wife arrive at a hospital.)

 

Doctor: Mr. Bertenshaw?

 

Mr. B: Me, Doctor.

 

Doctor: No, me doctor, you Mr. Bertenshaw.

 

Mr. B: My wife, doctor...

 

Doctor: No, your wife patient.

 

Sister: Come with me, please.

 

Mr. B: Me, Sister?

 

Doctor: No, she Sister, me doctor, you Mr. Bertenshaw.

 

Nurse: Dr. Walters?

 

Doctor: Me, nurse...You Mr. Bertenshaw, she Sister, you doctor.

 

Sister: No, doctor.

 

Doctor: No Doctor? Call ambulance, keep warm.

 

Nurse: Drink, doctor?

 

Doctor: Drink doctor, eat Sister, cook Mr. Bertenshaw, nurse me!

 

Nurse: You, doctor?

 

Doctor: ME doctor!! You Mr. Bertenshaw. She Sister!

 

Mr. B: But my wife, nurse...

 

Doctor: Your wife not nurse. She nurse, your wife patient. Be patient, she nurse your wife. Me doctor, you tent, you tree, you Tarzan, me Jane, you Trent, you Trillo...me doctor!