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| MY FUN HOME EXPERIMENTS | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| THE THOUGHT OF NUCLEAR WAR HAS ALWAYS WORRIED ME, AND IT IS FEARS LIKE THIS THAT HAVE DRIVEN ME TO CARRY OUT EXPERIMENTS TO TRY FIND A WAY TO PROTECT MYSELF IN THE EVENT OF A NUCLEAR WAR | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| MY MOUSE AND MICROWAVE EXPERIMENT | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| FOR THIS EXPERIMENT YOU WILL NEED THE FOLLOWING. 1 X 850 WATT MICROWAVE 1 X BROWN MOUSE 1 X YELLOW MOUSE 1 X WHITE MOUSE |
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| METHOD | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| PLUG IN MICROWAVE AND SET THE SETTINGS TO FULL POWER. PLACE THE BROWN MOUSE IN THE MICROWAVE AND TURN ON FOR 3 MINUTES. WATCH THE RESULTS AND JOT DOWN EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS ESPECIALLY THE TIME THE MOUSE DIES. REPEAT THESE STEPS WITH EACH MOUSE USED |
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| RESULTS OF BROWN MOUSE | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| AT 5 SECONDS THE BROWN MOUSE'S FUR BEGAN TO SINGE. AT 12 SECONDS THE BROWN MOUSE'S WHISKERS SET ALIGHT. AT 18 SECONDS THE BROWN MOUSE WAS RUNNING ABOUT ON FIRE. AT 22 SECONDS THE BROWN MOUSE WAS DEAD. |
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| RESULTS OF YELLOW MOUSE | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| AT 7 SECONDS THE YELLOW MOUSE'S EARS TURNED BLACK AT 9 SECONDS THE YELLOW MOUSE'S EARS DROPPED OF AT 15 SECONDS THE YELLOW MOUSE'S EYES BEGAN TO BULDGE AT 16 SECONDS THE YELLOW MOUSES EYES EXPLODED AT 16.5 SECONDS THE YELLOW MOUSE WAS BLIND (I THINK) AT 17 SECONDS THE YELLOW MOUSE WAS DEAD |
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| RESULTS OF WHITE MOUSE | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| AT 1 SECONDS THE WHITE MOUSE LOOKED A LITTLE MIFFED AT ME AT 5 SECONDS THE WHITE MOUSE GAVE ME THE FINGER AT 7 SECONDS THE WHITE MOUSE'S FINGER DROPPED OFF AT 8 SECONDS THE WHITE MOUSE FARTED AT 9 SECONDS THE MICROWAVE EXPLODED AT 10 SECONDS THE WHITE MOUSE ESCAPED |
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| CONCLUSION | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| IN THE EVENT OF A NUCLEAR WAR WE ARE ALL PRETTY MUCH FUCKED AND WHITE MICE ARE MORE INTELLIGENT THAN YELLOW AND BROWN MICE! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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