MY FUN HOME EXPERIMENTS
THE THOUGHT OF NUCLEAR WAR HAS ALWAYS WORRIED ME, AND IT IS FEARS LIKE THIS THAT HAVE DRIVEN ME TO CARRY OUT EXPERIMENTS TO TRY FIND A WAY TO PROTECT MYSELF IN THE EVENT OF A NUCLEAR WAR
MY MOUSE AND MICROWAVE EXPERIMENT
FOR THIS EXPERIMENT YOU WILL NEED THE FOLLOWING.
1 X 850 WATT MICROWAVE
1 X BROWN MOUSE
1 X YELLOW MOUSE
1 X WHITE MOUSE
METHOD
PLUG IN MICROWAVE AND SET THE SETTINGS TO FULL POWER.
PLACE THE BROWN MOUSE IN THE MICROWAVE AND TURN ON FOR 3 MINUTES.
WATCH THE RESULTS AND JOT DOWN EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS ESPECIALLY THE TIME THE MOUSE DIES.
REPEAT THESE STEPS WITH EACH MOUSE USED
RESULTS OF BROWN MOUSE
AT 5 SECONDS THE BROWN MOUSE'S FUR BEGAN TO SINGE.
AT 12 SECONDS THE BROWN MOUSE'S WHISKERS SET ALIGHT.
AT 18 SECONDS THE BROWN MOUSE WAS RUNNING ABOUT ON FIRE.
AT 22 SECONDS THE BROWN MOUSE WAS DEAD.
RESULTS OF YELLOW MOUSE
AT 7 SECONDS THE YELLOW MOUSE'S EARS TURNED BLACK
AT 9 SECONDS THE YELLOW MOUSE'S EARS DROPPED OF
AT 15 SECONDS THE YELLOW MOUSE'S EYES BEGAN TO BULDGE
AT 16 SECONDS THE YELLOW MOUSES EYES EXPLODED
AT 16.5 SECONDS THE YELLOW MOUSE WAS BLIND (I THINK)
AT 17 SECONDS THE YELLOW MOUSE WAS DEAD
RESULTS OF WHITE MOUSE
AT 1 SECONDS THE WHITE MOUSE LOOKED A LITTLE MIFFED AT ME
AT 5 SECONDS THE WHITE MOUSE GAVE ME THE FINGER
AT 7 SECONDS THE WHITE MOUSE'S FINGER DROPPED OFF
AT 8 SECONDS THE WHITE MOUSE FARTED
AT 9 SECONDS THE MICROWAVE EXPLODED
AT 10 SECONDS THE WHITE MOUSE ESCAPED
CONCLUSION
IN THE EVENT OF A NUCLEAR WAR WE ARE ALL PRETTY MUCH FUCKED AND WHITE MICE ARE MORE INTELLIGENT THAN YELLOW AND BROWN MICE!
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