random facts and the like
1. He's stolen tires and tube socks and tried to sell them to students at his school.
2. I guess he likes Chinese, otherwise he wouldn't have suggested it. Good taste there.
3. It looks like he bites his nails when he's nervous. He was when he was watching the clock...
4. He wears that brown shirt with a few white stripes in almost every episode.
5. Speaking of that shirt, when Cory ran into him and made him spill the red stuff he was drinking on it, he took another guy's shirt that was the same thing, only black.
6. We know how he gets home; Frankie's mom drives them. "You and your stinking carpool!"
7. His last name is Epstein. It says so on the other pages too, but not many people remember that it's his last name, because it was only mentioned twice on the show.
8. When trying to "carve his own niche," he tried out for the John Adams High wrestling team. Where he was beaten by Cory. x_x.;
9. Okay, I'm stupid. Janitor Bud, who skips out at 2:55 (but gets paid until 5!), pays Joey to punch his card at 5 so no one knows he's not working the full day. Thanks for correcting me; I'm denser than lead some days.
10. I don't know if he was joking, but he seemed to think that gambling on the horses at the track was a noble cause.
11. He's hugged Frankie. (It was cute. x_X.; )
12. It took him 8 years to graduate from high school.
13. So that'd make him, what, 22 in the Graduation episode? And he still looked younger than almost everyone else. ^^.;
14. He and Frankie think of themselves as the Cory and Shawn of the Underworld. (He's the Cory.)
15. After graduating, Frankie and Joey decided to become criminals. *sweatdrop* What a great goal.
16. I guess he likes Clint Eastwood. ^^.; As Eric was putting up the ad for "Paint Your Wagon," everyone was booing, and Joey said, "Hey, hey, shut your traps! It says Clint Eastwood's in this picture!"
17. His laugh is cheesy and horrible. o_o.;; But it's kind of funny, and I like it. *pause* What's that say about me?
18. During the whole ticket selling thing, he was known as Mr. Blue.
19. He's sucked quarters out of a soda machine at school.
20. In between Harley and Griff, he and Frankie acted as Eric's lackeys for a short period of time. They called him Rico and wore preppy clothes... it was funny. ^^.;
21. He was suspended for burning students' clothes and making them wear cheerleading outfits. (He got Cory and Shawn.. heh. ^.^.)
22. Frankie quoted him as saying, "Live by the rat, and die by the rat. Heh heh heh."
23. He's saved Frankie from the Mime Club's invisible box. ^_^.;
24. He's played by Blake Soper. I just realized I hadn't written that anywhere on this site. o_o.; He also played Pinsky on Salute Your Shorts... what a great show...