rantofweek

Rant of the Week:
The History, Revealed

Well, I finished my history paper, Take that Mr. Bonk!!!!. Um yeah.....so anyway, this is the REAL history of the site, and the only place any charactors here will be refured to as fictional. This is about as close to my bio as you're gonna get, so enjoy this.

Okay, *cracks nuckles* lets get started, shall we? Well, the site all began with a stupid idea. I was crusing the net, looking for something in a Joe & Izzy shrine, being as they were my two favorite guys at the time of 01. But after days wasted of looking, I found out something. Every Joe shrine, there are like, two (But well made), and every Izzy shrine, overload (And usually badly done), hated the other. I mean, every single one. If I had found about five that had liked both, I probubly wouldn't have done this site.
I decided I was tired of waiting for all of those people to make a site I liked, and make it myself. That means I did have to sit my lazy ass down, and work. Oh, the horror. I decided to first go through Homestead. I don't know why, I had already failed at it with my stupid Poke`mon site (May it rest in peace), but I did anyway. By this time 02 had roled around, and Kenny-boy was torturing the poor little, stupid creatures (Except Wormmon, gawd I love him! Wasn't that unoriginal...). I had titled my first Digimon site The Genius Room, if memory serves me right. I may just bring that link in, if I want to, that is. Well, since Kenny was the smart ass of second season, lord knows Davis wasn't, he had to be on my list.
Ken's time as the Emperor made his personality into the little jack-ass you see today. Izzy fell into my disfavor with the stupid hair and the crappy attitude, so he became the but of all the jokes (Hey, I didn't make that up. He is the but of almost all the jokes). Joe I just saw as someone who would just cling to the winning side, and stay there. So I kind of paired him with evil boy, and the rest is history (Oh god, I sound like my history teacer!)
So anyway, back to the site. I tried with Homestead, and got to about the main page before I was so unbelevably confused that I just had to quit (You can see now why my Poke`mon site died).
I sulked for about a month, refusing to go to all the sites that I had wanted mine to be. I stayed off of the computer having to *shudder* work on my homework! Wow...I really sound like this is a serious problem. Um, anyway, then, by some unknown sorce, I found geocities.
Low and behold, I actually understood it! I had gone with the most evil looking backround, though even that looked crappy.It was a bunch of neon numbers floating around. Not evil material. When I still liked Izzy a bit, he had the spot as the cover boy for the site. To bad, so sad Izzy. I started out with the original bios, a failed picture page, no Moz, and the main page, of course.
Before long, I actually knew what I was doing, surprisingly enough. I still was playing around with bad backrounds, that I couldn't usually read off of, but I guess other people could beacause they gave my site rave revuses. Well, about the first Halloween off the site, and my scanner broke. I had about twenty pictures of the guys in embarassing or (almost) revealing outfits, but I couldn't put them up. I was really depressed by this point. No one would see my crappy work! Well, I don't think it mattered anyway. Nobody came to the sited to begine with! I was so stupid then, I hadn't linked out. So I went through the now destroyed site, Digimon Club Only. My hit counter didn't move. So then, I got another stupid idea, afflitification. So I asked the Digi for All Seasons to become my first afflite, being as they were the first site I had come to that day.They agreed, and my hit counter actually rose a little! We got locked in a gift giving frenzy (that's what the Davis page actually was), which, thank Gawd, is over.
I afflited with many people before I was done, and a few of those sites are down, a few are just getting by themselves. Well, about then Misaku, I don't think I spelled that right, nothing personal, introduced me to a little girl named V, who asked to copy my shrine. Well, Misaku was like a sister to me at the time, so I immediatly agreed. I was one of the first few to view the Digimon Farm. After just sitting in eachothers link pages, I got us afflited.Trust me, it was a long, hard little accomplishment. It took a lot of guestbook and email talking, with none from V.
Oh crap, I just forgot like, the biggest part of the site, Mozzy! Well, here goes...I had been looking at Lost Temple, and at Fluffy long and hard, I was like, if Clair can have a little made up charactor, so can I. I wanted Wormmon, but I couldn't steal Ken's Digimon. I was mad at that for no reason what so ever, so I took it out on my plastic Wormmon toy I carry everywhere. Well, whatever that episode was where Minnowmon made his premear gave me a love affair with the little crack-addict. He just looked like he could pack more of a punch then the adorible little Wormmon, so I decided to chose the little In-Training instead.
I asked my visitors to name the new addition in the guest book, being as I didn't know how to do a poll. Well, that was my dumbest idea ever. Never leave the fate of your site in the hands of the public. After about two weeks of waiting and nobody responding, I decided I would have to name the newbie. I had a counsler during the summer who had been like my best friend. She had named herself Moz after the mosquitoes at the camp, which I always found halarious. Since Minnowmon was, technically, a bug, I decdided that would be the best name. Plus, I have this little RPG going on in my head, and I've like named all the Digimon. It helps though. You can give a made up name in a second. Moz was already the name given to Wormmon. That's like the little inside joke here. Moz beats up himself. Don't even ask. Well, I couldn't just have two of the same Digimon being dominate, now could I? So I made Moz jelous of Wormmon for reasons I won't tell. Just as a hint, it has to do with Ken. Now, back to the site.
Around Valentines day, I decided, if pictures had fallen through during Halloween, then a typed part of the site would work. Well, I got mad at T.K.'s bucket hat, so I needed to put him in. None of the guys I see as gay, and it WAS a valentine, so I supported my favorite relationship. Myaken forever! T.K. broke in, Ken used a couple of Davis insults, and pissed T.K. off. That really wasn't that hard to do. I mean, is it my imagination, or does that kid get mad like at anything? So now I have T.K. fans, Izzy fans, and fans who think my name was Moz on my back. Life was very hellish.
A girl named Sue emailed me, and we started talking. Turned out, she went to my school, and after about twenty failed attempts to meet, we became fast friends through Ms. Camacaris, then the lockers. She sent me some great art work, which will never be shown to the public unless I get her permission first. She is my friend, after all. Well, she had asked me to do a Mimi thing, and that's what I did. It's short, and kind of perverted. But it shows a major turning point. From semi goodie goodie, it turned into an all out sex site. Wait...it might have been the Ken or Izzy bio, but the Mimi thing marked that it wasn't just a stupid mistake.
After the Mimi bio, I had my guest book signed by a girl named Sam. She had an....interesting sence of humor, so I took a look at her site. Low and behold, I liked it. So we afflited, and I put my stories through her. Yes, it is crepy and crappy, but I like it. It makes a lot more sence than many of my other fics, which will appear on either Turdmon or Fanfiction.net.
I recieved many, um, let's just say, prodding, from a deranged Izzy fan to lay off Izzy and move on to Joe. I didn't want to let that person win, but I didn't want my mail flooded either. So I made the diary. I still am more of a Joe fan than an Izzy fan, so that will most likely be the only part with Joe bashing on the site. Joe was in the first episode I ever saw, and I immediatly fell in love with Gomamon. By the end of the episode, I loved Joe. I liked Izzy much much later, and Ken of course, later then that.
The site has come a long way since a freak of nature decided to vent her rage on something where peoples opinions really are only meaningless. It's evolved into so much more, and obsession would be a great word for it.
To all of my loyal supporters, I thank you from the bottom of my heart. And for all of my foes, you already gave me a hit, and that's all I want from you people.
Where is the site going? What's going to happen next? Only the mind of the insane druggy knows the answer, and only time will tell all of you. You had to be lying to think that I would give my secrets away. You moochers. Wow, if anywone's down here, you just wasted about thirty minutes. That's how long it took to write it.