| Ya know, I never really noticed this place was this cold. I can't believe you're talking about the temperature. There are more important things to think about. Like....covering up. She's stooped too low this time. Hello my little nudists! Give us back our clothes! Now, why on earth would I do that? The visitors are here. Perfect. Show them in Moz. What the hell do you think I am, your servant? Yes. Now get them. *grumbles* *Comes back with a group of people* HI Ken...uh....eeeeew..... Bite Me! Let me introduce our line of guests. Yolei, Ken's little sex kitten. Well, Ken. You look very...nice. Mimi, Joe's um, ditz. Hey! I iz not stoopd. For no reason, TK. I'll kill you all, cause I'm TK, and I said so damn it! And, of course, Izzy's cyber. A burly truck driver named Rage. Lookin' good. Uh huh....so anyway. I think the boys have something to say to all of you. And may I remind you, my little pin-ups, I am very capable with this whip, and am in charge of your food supply. *whimpers* But...we can't say it. Can we at least have some clothes first? You know, I would have let you keep boxers, if you had said it first. But nooooo, you wouldn't. Well, at least they look good. Come on boys. The faster you say it, the sooner you get pants on. Well, pants are very tempting. You guys going to do it? What have we got to lose? Alright. I love Kari. You filthy bastards! I'll kill you! I told you to stay away from Kari! She's mine! *cries* I thought what we had was special! They're yours to do what you want with. Thank you. *punches Ken in the stomach* I told you to stay away from the whore! You're my property! That's it Joe, no more sex. *slaps him* No! That's just cruel punishment! Same for you Ken. You can't take away my sex! Well, nobody made you say that. What about Liz? Shut up. You're mine Izzy. Save a little for me! Now...you can't do this.... Like hell I can't! I'll take the uper body. (begins to punch TK in the face) Works for me. (start kicking in the *non optical* eye) Well, this turned out well. I didn't have to even get my hands dirty. Or my mouth. Hey Liz? Yeah Moz? I'm bored two. I know! I wanna do something! You lying, cheating, bastard! But Yolei! I swear...I.... Just shut up! *shoves Ken into a wall* Mimi, I didn't mean it! It wasn't my choice. Oh yeah, sure. I know you better than that Joe. Then you should know I wouldn't do that! I'm just going to go tell the others about this. You rapist. Not a bad idea actually. Come on Rage, TK. We have some Digidestand to talk to. *Walks away, still crying* *gives Izzy one last kick* I'll be back for you later. And Davis, you and Ken are going off to V. And Ken, put on some pants. Thank you, thank you, thank you. *moans* Not V.....I'm still recovering from Moz.... Hey, you're no worse off than Izzy. You two got him good.... Well, I have to deal with Rocket. What did that have to do with anything? I'm sorry. That was the smartest thing I could think of. Then you all have a picnic on Saturday while I go to the Out of State Fair. You're auctioning us off now? Well, you have been on EBay for the past year. Yeah! Diet Mountain Dew here I come! Oh no. Not after the drunken incident a few months ago. You know how much alchohol is in that stuff? Why do you thing I like it? Well, Seriena's been warned, so you aren't getting any. Oh, you're mean. Note: I know that was weak, but that was all I could do right now. Digimon was on at the time. |