me: hi... um is this Andy?
sk8ermonkey430: yea
sk8ermonkey430: who is this?
me: Oh my goodnes! Hi! It's Michelle Czarnecki
me: I haven't talked to you in a while. Not sience last French class at least!
Haha.
sk8ermonkey430: ok
me: Um.. I had a question for you.
sk8ermonkey430: ok
me: It's just...
me: We feel offended by some of the things you and Joey have been saying about
us and our right to practice religion in any way we wish.
me: We wish that you guys would stop this.
me: Are you there?
sk8ermonkey430: stop this?
me: Stop insulting Jesus Christ and Our Heavenly Father.
godschild12674: We find it very offensive.
me: im jewish mentioning jesus christ is insulting
me: Oh, don't get me wrong or anything. We're not mad at you. Mostly at Joey.
me: Could you just have a talk with him. And tell him that he should find
Christ.
me: Does he have a Screen Name?
me: Andy are you there?
sk8ermonkey430: no im not
me: Are you upset?
me: Why are you so upset?
me: We never did anything to you!
Sk8ermonkey430: cause i hate my life
me: Why do you hate your life?
sk8ermonkey430: cause im a faliure
me: Thats an awful thing to say! Just remember Toby Keith's "How do Ya
Like Me Now"
me: Look, actually Andy.
me: I have something I've wanted to say to you.
sk8ermonkey430: umm, if i would try 2 think of it but it just makes me feel
wose
me: Alan Jackson is coming to town this Saturday. I was wondering if you would
like to come with me.
me: I have two tickets.
sk8ermonkey430: who the hell is Alan Jackson?
me: Oh my Gosh! Only one of the most famous Country singers of all time!
me: Do you want to come?
sk8ermonkey430: wat r u trying 2 say?
me: Andy, I've kind of had
me: well Never mind.
sk8ermonkey430: no tell me
me: Can you come? On Saturday?
sk8ermonkey430: r u asking me out
me: Well... kind of.
sk8ermonkey430: kind of?
me: It'll be fun though!
me: And my sister will be there!
sk8ermonkey430: and after we go to the concert wat will we do?
me: Well I suppose we would go home. Wouldn't want to do anything un pure
untill I'm married.
sk8ermonkey430: do u liike making out at the concert?
me: Would you like to come?
me: Oh my gosh! NO!
sk8ermonkey430: french kissing
me: I would never do something like that on a first date
sk8ermonkey430: wut about the second?
me: Look Andy,
me: I've kind of...
me: well...
me: this is hard for me to say
me: liked you since the fourth grade
sk8ermonkey430: will u make out with me on the car ride up?
sk8ermonkey430: ill brush my teeth
sk8ermonkey430: u wont have 2 worry about anything
me: Andy, I certaintly hope you are joking.
me: That is just sick.
sk8ermonkey430: i meen thats how u show u love each other
me: Right, but after marrige that is appropriate.
me: C'mon it'll be a good time!
sk8ermonkey430: wat do u think about sex?
me: WHAT?!
me: Well ya know what i think?
me: I think that you've just been PUNK'D!
me: And ya better get used to it