Tina Fey's Stalker

See, I have this screen name, TinaFey15Hott, and I never get around to using it. One day, I got bored and decided that I'd put it to good use. This wasn't one of my more planned out punks but it was fun to do anyways. Enjoy!

TinaFey15Hott: hey
and we danced 9x: hey
and we danced 9x: whos this?
TinaFey15Hott: boy do you like tina fey?
TinaFey15Hott: isnt she great?
and we danced 9x: dont know her
TinaFey15Hott: oh
TinaFey15Hott: my
TinaFey15Hott: god
TinaFey15Hott: shes only like the prettiest, smartest most perfect person on the planet
and we danced 9x: good for her
TinaFey15Hott: yes, she shampoos with suave and pantine pro-v and brushes her teeth with crest, her sheets are cotton and just before she goes to bed she gets half a glass of water
and we danced 9x: ok
TinaFey15Hott: every other night she fingers herself, every other day she fills up on gass
TinaFey15Hott: her liscence plate number is C153782
and we danced 9x: dont you think a girl that fingers herself is a tad desperate?
TinaFey15Hott: are you insulting tina the goddess of comedy?
TinaFey15Hott: how dare you
TinaFey15Hott: dont you finger urself/
TinaFey15Hott: i mean really, who doesnt?!
and we danced 9x: girls that finger themselves are desperate
TinaFey15Hott: but tina fey is FAMOUS!
TinaFey15Hott: shes not desperate how dare you
TinaFey15Hott: havent you seen mean girls or saturday night live?
TinaFey15Hott: my god
TinaFey15Hott: oh oh oh shes just waking up now
TinaFey15Hott: now shes making her bed
TinaFey15Hott: damn its a good thing i set up all these hidden cameras
TinaFey15Hott: eeew shes taking a dump!
TinaFey15Hott: do you take dumps mrs perfect katie?
TinaFey15Hott: or is that desperate too?
TinaFey15Hott: huh nothin to say bitch?

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nOhOtAiRbAlLoOnS: whose this
TinaFey15Hott: oh
TinaFey15Hott: my
TinaFey15Hott: god
TinaFey15Hott: do you like tina fey?
nOhOtAiRbAlLoOnS: suree
TinaFey15Hott: fine mrs liar where is she from?
nOhOtAiRbAlLoOnS: no clue
nOhOtAiRbAlLoOnS: who is this?
TinaFey15Hott: oh
TinaFey15Hott: my
TinaFey15Hott: god
nOhOtAiRbAlLoOnS: oh my god
nOhOtAiRbAlLoOnS: what?
TinaFey15Hott: shes only like the prettiest, smartest most perfect person on the planet
TinaFey15Hott: she shampoos with suave and pantine pro-v and brushes her teeth with crest, her sheets are cotton and just before she goes to bed she gets half a glass of water
TinaFey15Hott: her liscence plate number is C153782
TinaFey15Hott: you cant not like tina fey
nOhOtAiRbAlLoOnS: o ok
TinaFey15Hott: yea soooo do you like the goddess of comedy
TinaFey15Hott: ?
nOhOtAiRbAlLoOnS: sure y not
nOhOtAiRbAlLoOnS: who is this?
TinaFey15Hott: oh good tinas just finished her shit
TinaFey15Hott: nows shes making breakfast
TinaFey15Hott: listen bitch if you dont like tina fey, im not gonna be very happy
nOhOtAiRbAlLoOnS: okay i do
TinaFey15Hott: thank god
TinaFey15Hott: so do you wanna know her address?
nOhOtAiRbAlLoOnS: suree
TinaFey15Hott: 124 Maple Street, Hollywood California, 24587
nOhOtAiRbAlLoOnS: hold on
nOhOtAiRbAlLoOnS: interesting
TinaFey15Hott: we can watch her together
nOhOtAiRbAlLoOnS: okay!
TinaFey15Hott: every other night she fingers herself you know

nOhOtAiRbAlLoOnS: thats fascinating!
TinaFey15Hott: yes, dont you?
TinaFey15Hott: i do, i do everythign like tina fey
TinaFey15Hott: oh wait that means i have to go take a shit like she just did... i love hidden cameras
nOhOtAiRbAlLoOnS: thats interesting!
nOhOtAiRbAlLoOnS: wow thats wonderful
TinaFey15Hott: isnt it
nOhOtAiRbAlLoOnS: yes
nOhOtAiRbAlLoOnS: ok ill brb
TinaFey15Hott: ok
nOhOtAiRbAlLoOnS:
nOhOtAiRbAlLoOnS: oops sr
nOhOtAiRbAlLoOnS: sry*
TinaFey15Hott: its ok u coming to tinas tonight?
nOhOtAiRbAlLoOnS: suer w/e
nOhOtAiRbAlLoOnS: sure*

yElLoWcArDbAbE00: heyy
TinaFey15Hott: hey dont you like tina fey?
TinaFey15Hott: she has perfect shits!
yElLoWcArDbAbE00: who is this again?
TinaFey15Hott: do you like tina fey?
yElLoWcArDbAbE00: yeha
TinaFey15Hott: shes awesome
yElLoWcArDbAbE00: yeah*
TinaFey15Hott: in every way
yElLoWcArDbAbE00: mmhmm
yElLoWcArDbAbE00: whose thsi?
TinaFey15Hott: i'm tina fey's stalker, who are you?
yElLoWcArDbAbE00: ur mom's friend.
TinaFey15Hott: oh
TinaFey15Hott: well my mom is dead
yElLoWcArDbAbE00: that's why i am IMing u
yElLoWcArDbAbE00: i killed her
yElLoWcArDbAbE00: sike
TinaFey15Hott: ummm shes been dead for years
yElLoWcArDbAbE00: i know
TinaFey15Hott: how do you know?
TinaFey15Hott: that seems impossible
yElLoWcArDbAbE00: im smarrt
yElLoWcArDbAbE00: :-)
TinaFey15Hott: lol so how did she die if ur so smart?
yElLoWcArDbAbE00: cancerrrrrr
TinaFey15Hott: oh god youre right
TinaFey15Hott: so how did you know mommy?
yElLoWcArDbAbE00: i was her stalker
TinaFey15Hott: oh
TinaFey15Hott: well see bitch the jokes on you cause my mom isnt dead