Lilmeggy237: watchya doin?
dark2257: guitar
Lilmeggy237: oh. you play guitar?
dark2257: sort
dark2257: of
Lilmeggy237: oh. lol
dark2257: i'm just learning
Lilmeggy237: oh. ok. kool
Lilmeggy237: r u there?
Lilmeggy237: or are you just gonig to ignore me
dark2257: yeah i just got something to eat
dark2257: sorry
Lilmeggy237: oh. surree..
dark2257: no really chicken
dark2257: i got chicken
Lilmeggy237: lol, le poulet
Lilmeggy237: el pollo
dark2257: what???
dark2257: chicken ohhh
Lilmeggy237: yeah. french and spanish
dark2257: hahah
Lilmeggy237: yeah, i listen in spanish
dark2257: my friend speaks a bit of french and spanish
dark2257: hey let me ask you something
Lilmeggy237: what?
dark2257: what's a pussy
dark2257: i have no cule
dark2257: clue
Lilmeggy237: what?
Lilmeggy237: are you serious
dark2257: yeah dead serious
Lilmeggy237: lol.
Lilmeggy237: sry.
dark2257: so what is it
Lilmeggy237: um
Lilmeggy237: it's a vagina
dark2257: really
dark2257: i thought it was a asshole
dark2257: wow
Lilmeggy237: lol, really
dark2257: so that's what my mom and dad where saying to each other in the bedroom
dark2257: oh god
dark2257: i think i'm going to be sick
Lilmeggy237: what? what were they saying?
dark2257: my dad was calling her a dirty little pussy
Lilmeggy237: oh man....
Lilmeggy237: wow, lol
dark2257: and my uncle was calling sister a little pussy fucking cocktease
Lilmeggy237: uh huh...
dark2257: my family is so sick
dark2257: omg i'm going to be sick
Lilmeggy237: lol.
Lilmeggy237: just join in then
Lilmeggy237: lol
dark2257: OK YOUR A COCK BAG
Lilmeggy237: lol.
Lilmeggy237: well. im a bitch
dark2257: lol well i know
dark2257: jk
Lilmeggy237: lol, htanks
dark2257: so what's cock cream
dark2257: again serious
dark2257: what does it do to the penis
Lilmeggy237: idk, probably like some stuff to put on it
Lilmeggy237: yeah
dark2257: omg i just remember my dad called the person at best buy a cheating prick-face
Lilmeggy237: what is up with your family?
dark2257: there dicks i guess
Lilmeggy237: lol
dark2257: my mom told my dog to get some cock
dark2257: omg
Lilmeggy237: just now?
dark2257: now
dark2257: just now
dark2257: she is yelling shut you dumb bitch dog omg
Lilmeggy237: lol. haha.
Lilmeggy237: ok either you could be making this whole thing up cuz you're horny, or you could be serious about all of this
dark2257: i'm serious about the whole thing
dark2257: goddamn
dark2257: my family are crazy
dark2257: family is
Lilmeggy237: ohk. how old are you again?
dark2257: 14
Lilmeggy237: ohk.
Lilmeggy237: are you sure you're not just horny?
dark2257: what is yeast infection
dark2257: ???
Lilmeggy237: when you have an infection in your pussy. a girl of course
dark2257: what kind of infection
dark2257: ???
Lilmeggy237: idk
dark2257: does it make sex harder to do
dark2257: ???
Lilmeggy237: i have no idea
dark2257: grandpa said to my grandma to clear that nasty stuff out
dark2257: i'm really sick right now
Lilmeggy237: oh thats ok
dark2257: jesus now i know what my parents friends are talking about now yeast infections
Lilmeggy237: don't get too horny
dark2257: i'm not
Lilmeggy237: ok. go for it. i will help you just so you don't embarass your self
dark2257: ok
dark2257: what are herbies
dark2257: ???
Lilmeggy237: um when there aer like bumps down there from unprotected sex
Lilmeggy237: STD's
dark2257: can people die from it
dark2257: ???
dark2257: i need to know
Lilmeggy237: um why?
dark2257: just tell me
Lilmeggy237: i don't think so
Lilmeggy237: why
dark2257: well my mom said that our dog sassy has herpes omg he had dirty dog sex and now he is going to die omg omg
dark2257: they can't get herpes
Lilmeggy237: um yeah
dark2257: mom said that they chould
dark2257: lieing bitch i hate
dark2257: her
dark2257: how do you put a tampon in do you like shove it in or
dark2257: something like that
Lilmeggy237: no!
Lilmeggy237: ok, now i know you aer doing this just to get hrny
dark2257: no i'm not i have a stack of playboys
dark2257: ok
Lilmeggy237: yeh, ok.
dark2257: women calenders all that stuff ok
Lilmeggy237: ok.
dark2257: if i wanted to lift of i chould
dark2257: off
dark2257: ok
Lilmeggy237: lol
dark2257: i'm asking you simple stuff that i'm a little fuzzy on ok
Lilmeggy237: i still think you wanna get hrny though
dark2257: ok think what ever you wanna think i just wanna know some stuff
dark2257: can you do that for me
Lilmeggy237: srue
dark2257: now hpw do you put a tampon in do you shove it in or
dark2257: or get some one else to put it in
dark2257: ???
Lilmeggy237: you slide it in your pussy
dark2257: WHAT
dark2257: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO THAT

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