| HttStff468: you lesbo whore i want my dildo back JackiEann89: srry bout that ;-) HttStff468: yea well pull it out of your fucking big pussy and give that shit back HttStff468: ive been lonely at night without it HttStff468: my fingers JUST arent big enough JackiEann89: maybe u should try real people- works wonders HttStff468: fuck you JackiEann89: well if u insist? HttStff468: look, you can keep the purple one, i just want the pink one JackiEann89: i only have a blue n green JackiEann89: i dunno who has ur shyt? HttStff468: well wheres my pink then? JackiEann89: i dont kno- look in ur mouth HttStff468: well no matter how big is the green? JackiEann89: wut? JackiEann89: talk english HttStff468: the green dildo HttStff468: damn ur slow JackiEann89: wut baout it? HttStff468: how big is it? HttStff468: sience u lost my pink one ill need something to get me through those lonely nights JackiEann89: 12 inches JackiEann89: ;-) HttStff468: well bring it here i need it HttStff468: im so horny right now JackiEann89: srry bout ur luck HttStff468: thats ok do you have a vibrator? JackiEann89: na HttStff468: damnit JackiEann89: check wit ur mama tho HttStff468: well ill come over to your house and take the green one and be on my way JackiEann89: i herd she had a hole stock HttStff468: ok well this is the thanks i get for lettin some ugly whore borrow MY dildos. HttStff468: fuck that JackiEann89: who is this? lol HttStff468: ill break into your house and loot your fucking dildos JackiEann89: srry i juss sold em on ebay JackiEann89: highest bid always gets the prize ;-) HttStff468: you can find those on ebay? HttStff468: well never mind HttStff468: fuck you JackiEann89: sutr HttStff468: they were 50 a piece JackiEann89: if u insist? HttStff468: i want a hundred HttStff468: dollars JackiEann89: ok JackiEann89: its called the bank HttStff468: ok well jackie ann (if that is your real name) guess what? JackiEann89: ? HttStff468: you've been burning me all day but you've just been PUNK'D! |
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