The Magic Tounge

Side Conversation:

JimFallon15sexy: talk to my friend riccardo johnson, he's wicked nice
coutingcrows123: bullshit
JimFallon15sexy: wuda u menan?
JimFallon15sexy: hes' like one of my BEST friends
JimFallon15sexy: well were sorta about to go out
coutingcrows123: ok
JimFallon15sexy: hopefully, he's being nice to u
JimFallon15sexy: he gets a bit jealous sometimes coutingcrows123: i kno u cuz ur flirting w/ my woman
JimFallon15sexy: waht?
coutingcrows123: that is what he said
JimFallon15sexy: ahh
JimFallon15sexy: well he gets a bit jealous, like i said
JimFallon15sexy: he's good intentioned thoughj
JimFallon15sexy: wuts happening betweenu 2?
coutingcrows123: nothing
coutingcrows123: he is scaryJimFallon15sexy: nah he's not
JimFallon15sexy: he's a big teddy bear
coutingcrows123: strong
JimFallon15sexy: he's wicked strong
JimFallon15sexy: he just moved back up from Maryland
JimFallon15sexy: i new him when i lived down there
coutingcrows123: them to stop
JimFallon15sexy: what?
coutingcrows123: tell him to stop
JimFallon15sexy: i can't control him, sorry if he's doing something to u
JimFallon15sexy: once he latches on, theres no stoping him
coutingcrows123: omg, he threated to kill my family nicole!

Back Home - - - Season Four

So, I hear from a source that there is a guy who likes Nicole but she doesn't like him back. Apparently he tries to give her back rubs and follows her around everywhere. (Can you guess who my source is?) Anyways, I decided to act like a tough gangsta (and boy do I love to act tough!) and punk him by scaring the shit out of him!
To better understand this half-brillant punk, read the side conversation between Nicole and this creepy stalker child below.

yeahright1578: yo
yeahright1578: u there ryan?
yeahright1578: hey u ther?
yeahright1578: yo!
coutingcrows123: hi
coutingcrows123: who is this
yeahright1578: yo u messin wif my gurl
coutingcrows123: ?
yeahright1578: nicole shes my gf
coutingcrows123: josh
yeahright1578: no im ricardo from marnacook high
coutingcrows123: grade
yeahright1578: 11th
coutingcrows123: last nan
yeahright1578: johnson
yeahright1578: wuts ur problem kid
yeahright1578: ?
yeahright1578: u stay the fuck away from her u hear?
coutingcrows123: nothing
yeahright1578: ill fuck u up white boy
yeahright1578: she says u keep flirting wif her
coutingcrows123: pl
yeahright1578: pl?
coutingcrows123: ok
yeahright1578: u little mutha fuckah
yeahright1578: i kno where u live
coutingcrows123: where
yeahright1578: manchester maine
yeahright1578: and imma comin for u
coutingcrows123: no
yeahright1578: ryan mcphedran, ur goin down
coutingcrows123: how do you know me
yeahright1578: i kno u cuz ur flirting w/ my woman
yeahright1578: i have the magic tounge u know!!! she dont like u she like me
yeahright1578: boy tho u missed out shes a real firecracker
yeahright1578: imma kill ur faimly and u to mcphendran
coutingcrows123: i'm to her as i friend
yeahright1578: that aint wut i hear
yeahright1578: u try to give her backrubs
yeahright1578: imma kill u bitch if u dont stay the fuck away
yeahright1578: u understand me?
yeahright1578: oh ur dead now
coutingcrows123: back off me
yeahright1578: u and ur damn black hair and ur disgusting face are goin down
yeahright1578: imma fuck u up
yeahright1578: ill break ur glasses and shove em up ur ass
yeahright1578: u stay the fuck away from my girl u hear?