So that you better understand just what is going on in this crazy chat room. Andrew (not Guthrie, but Leah's Crush) lives in Germany. His screen name is prosk8ERburns. Nicole, (JimFallon15sexy, of course) is playing her signiture roll of wonita. I am playing the roll of Mercades (joshursweetheart) and Reeta (RitaFAhITA247) who isn't willingly going along with us is playing Margaretta.

This is probably my favorite punk ever, just because it is so funny and innapropriate.

prosk8ERburns has entered the room.
JimFallon15sexy: hey baby
prosk8ERburns: wow
prosk8ERburns: sup
JimFallon15sexy: not much
RitaFAhITA247: u write so tiny!
RitaFAhITA247: how
JimFallon15sexy: a couple of my model friends r in here
RitaFAhITA247: I can't get below 12 ft
RitaFAhITA247: I'm margerita
RitaFAhITA247: :-D
JimFallon15sexy: she's so damn sexy lol
JimFallon15sexy: and this is andrew
prosk8ERburns: hi
JimFallon15sexy: and the other sn is mercedes
prosk8ERburns: she's so damn sexy lol
prosk8ERburns: really
JimFallon15sexy: yah
prosk8ERburns: sweet
JimFallon15sexy: she's got a great ass;-)
JimFallon15sexy: so how r yall doing
joshursweetheart: lol
joshursweetheart: i had to go for a sec
prosk8ERburns: o
RitaFAhITA247: we call her sadie for short
JimFallon15sexy: but she's sadie( the other one
prosk8ERburns: ?
JimFallon15sexy: the other sadie is cupercexi
prosk8ERburns: which one
joshursweetheart: ya im mercades
prosk8ERburns: ooooooo
prosk8ERburns: ok
JimFallon15sexy: there's 2
JimFallon15sexy: lol
JimFallon15sexy: this sadie doens't go to OM
JimFallon15sexy: she lives in Cali
prosk8ERburns: sweet
prosk8ERburns: i go there too
JimFallon15sexy: they r all sex freaks like me
JimFallon15sexy: u should try talking to them
JimFallon15sexy: lol
joshursweetheart: fuck i cant find my red dlido u know
prosk8ERburns: fun fun fun
joshursweetheart: did i leave it at ur house?
JimFallon15sexy: u might have
JimFallon15sexy: i have a green one u could borrow
joshursweetheart: good
joshursweetheart: does it vibrate?
RitaFAhITA247: don't mind them
JimFallon15sexy: yes of cousre
prosk8ERburns: lol
RitaFAhITA247: their dirty bastards
JimFallon15sexy: u don't mind if it's used already right;-)
joshursweetheart: they got these new ones that blow air and sooth ur clit while ur going at it
prosk8ERburns: nah
joshursweetheart: its so refreshing
JimFallon15sexy: hmm that sounds great
prosk8ERburns: kool.
JimFallon15sexy: we should try it out lol
joshursweetheart: yea im gonna go buy one tonite
RitaFAhITA247: no way!
joshursweetheart: yes way!
JimFallon15sexy: me and sadie get together all the time
joshursweetheart: theyre the newest model
JimFallon15sexy: i just don't like u as much margarita
JimFallon15sexy: lol jk
joshursweetheart: i miss josh
JimFallon15sexy: i need a blow job, n e one intrested?
prosk8ERburns: u want to just have one big orgy
JimFallon15sexy: u should have him over tonight
RitaFAhITA247: ooh noo, I'm blowed out
joshursweetheart: yes i will
joshursweetheart: ya know rita ill do u will u come over to my house tonite
JimFallon15sexy: hey, can i join
JimFallon15sexy: im in some need of some action
RitaFAhITA247: hmm, I think so
JimFallon15sexy: it's been like a week sence if ihad sex
joshursweetheart: yes sure
JimFallon15sexy: and 2 days sence iv gotten blown
JimFallon15sexy: u can't get more deprived then taht
joshursweetheart: FUCK it must be hell for u
JimFallon15sexy: yes it is
JimFallon15sexy: totally
joshursweetheart: poor poor wonita
JimFallon15sexy: :-\:'(
joshursweetheart: andrew u want in on our orgy?
RitaFAhITA247: aww geex, what happened to the vibrater
joshursweetheart: we'll fly u in
JimFallon15sexy: hmm that would b fun
JimFallon15sexy: i can't wait till andrew can meet us girls
joshursweetheart: ill bet u have a huge cock andrew
JimFallon15sexy: i can fit a 10 incher in my mouth
JimFallon15sexy: without gagging
JimFallon15sexy: it's such a talent!
joshursweetheart: what about when they cum?
joshursweetheart: do u swollow like my self?
JimFallon15sexy: well i just swallow
JimFallon15sexy: i love it
JimFallon15sexy: it's a lot of calories but oh well
joshursweetheart: they say it tastes gross but its actually pretty good once uve had enough
prosk8ERburns: u all need help or sex
JimFallon15sexy: i need to lose 10 pounds by next week:'(
JimFallon15sexy: i looove how it tastes
JimFallon15sexy: i lick it all up if the guy's made a mess
prosk8ERburns: u can have mine
RitaFAhITA247: sigh
joshursweetheart: wy u need to looe wait gurl?
JimFallon15sexy: some get nervous and spray it like EVERYWHERE
JimFallon15sexy: cause my agent told me im to fast
JimFallon15sexy: *fat
RitaFAhITA247: andy sweetie are you a virgin?
prosk8ERburns: yes
joshursweetheart: how do u live?
joshursweetheart: do u cum like a river?
JimFallon15sexy: hmm that makes me horny
RitaFAhITA247: really? how vintage
joshursweetheart: its like popping a cherry only the other way around!
RitaFAhITA247: firsties are sooo cute!
JimFallon15sexy: a whole entire river made out of cum, that would b AWESOME
joshursweetheart: it owuld taste good
RitaFAhITA247: is there any ppl u have in mind?
JimFallon15sexy: i would love to be his first
joshursweetheart: id love to be ur first cutie
joshursweetheart: oh no u didnt
joshursweetheart: im his first bitch
joshursweetheart: dont make me whip u again
prosk8ERburns: lmao
prosk8ERburns: this is so great
JimFallon15sexy: oh u no id love it
JimFallon15sexy: lets give it to him at the same time
RitaFAhITA247: now now, we all noe they scream for me the most!
JimFallon15sexy: that way he's alraedy scored twice at the same time
joshursweetheart: dont make me tap ur ass with the fat dildo u wonita whore
joshursweetheart: ive had enough of ur man stealing
JimFallon15sexy: haha
prosk8ERburns: lol
JimFallon15sexy: well u no he'll just cum running back to me
JimFallon15sexy: litterly
prosk8ERburns: u all can steal me
joshursweetheart: doubtful
RitaFAhITA247: besides we all know josh loved me
JimFallon15sexy: u no u want me the most andrew
JimFallon15sexy: i fucked josh last night
joshursweetheart: u both have crabs and herpies from all the fucking
JimFallon15sexy: sorry sadie
joshursweetheart: no u didnt!
joshursweetheart: fuck no
prosk8ERburns: that is cuz i no u the most
JimFallon15sexy: he is actually really tiny
JimFallon15sexy: i dono how u stand it!
joshursweetheart: he knows how to work it!
JimFallon15sexy: yah sure, wutever
joshursweetheart: dont u dare talk about him that way
prosk8ERburns: lol
JimFallon15sexy: it took him only 2 seconds to cum, damn he is nervous all the time
JimFallon15sexy: he should shave his dick, it's to spiky at the end
joshursweetheart: he gives me multiples
joshursweetheart: you bitch!
RitaFAhITA247: u guys r such sluts!
RitaFAhITA247: I only have 6 partners
joshursweetheart: like u havent fucked ten million guys
JimFallon15sexy: i have to many to count
RitaFAhITA247: none of which seemed to object to my pay raise
JimFallon15sexy: me and joey get it on alll the time
joshursweetheart: phew yea joeys got a huge noodle
JimFallon15sexy: do ne of u guys know joey?
RitaFAhITA247: who the fuck is joey?
joshursweetheart: i do!
JimFallon15sexy: oh yah
RitaFAhITA247: oooh the 3.5incher
JimFallon15sexy: one of the biggest i've seen
JimFallon15sexy: haha u little lier
JimFallon15sexy: lol
RitaFAhITA247: no surprise
JimFallon15sexy: it's at least 11
joshursweetheart: thats not true he has a huge cock
joshursweetheart: he can work for hours
JimFallon15sexy: oh yah
JimFallon15sexy: he's up to anything just like i am
prosk8ERburns: listening
RitaFAhITA247: he just sits at home looking at pron
joshursweetheart: havent had a man stimulate me like that for hours
RitaFAhITA247: *pron
JimFallon15sexy: he's one of my favorites to work with
prosk8ERburns: this is funny as hell
joshursweetheart: heck joey let me put on a dildo and tap his ass
joshursweetheart: it was sick
joshursweetheart: in return i let him give me anal
joshursweetheart: same diff
JimFallon15sexy: damn gurl, that sounds fun
joshursweetheart: he can hold his cum fo hours if u need him too
JimFallon15sexy: i hate premies!
RitaFAhITA247: whatever bitches
RitaFAhITA247: I gotta hit it
JimFallon15sexy: it's so annoying when they cum all over the place
RitaFAhITA247: got a 4:50 appointment
JimFallon15sexy: can't they wait just a bit!
joshursweetheart: masterbate with the shower rod while ur showering
JimFallon15sexy: love ya rita
RitaFAhITA247: *5:50
JimFallon15sexy: call me babe
JimFallon15sexy: oh yah i do that allll the time
RitaFAhITA247 has left the room.
joshursweetheart: fuck ya later babe ok?
joshursweetheart: oh shes gone
joshursweetheart: well ill take u later wonita
joshursweetheart: but u need to be punished
JimFallon15sexy: oh yah
JimFallon15sexy: but after joey
prosk8ERburns: bi sexuals
JimFallon15sexy: he's commming over tonight
joshursweetheart: he can join it
joshursweetheart: *in
joshursweetheart: u wanna come too?
JimFallon15sexy: we r gonna get down and dirrty
prosk8ERburns: sweet
joshursweetheart: OMG were coming to europe during the summer
joshursweetheart: remember wonii baby?
JimFallon15sexy: omg, andrew i fogot to tell utaht!
JimFallon15sexy: i just found out today
JimFallon15sexy: it's gonna b soooo great
JimFallon15sexy: mayb u can meet up with us
joshursweetheart: what part of germany u in babe?
prosk8ERburns: bovaria
JimFallon15sexy: when r u comming to maryland baby
JimFallon15sexy: i might b gone on a photo shoot:-\
joshursweetheart: i can only fit ten dildos in my suitcase so im trusting u have a big penis
prosk8ERburns: on like july-middle
JimFallon15sexy: hmm i fit 3 in my hole before
joshursweetheart: remember that time we both took on jimmy fallon?
JimFallon15sexy: ooo yah
JimFallon15sexy: damn that boy was good
JimFallon15sexy: he's so damn sex
JimFallon15sexy: y
JimFallon15sexy: lol
JimFallon15sexy: alanis was pretty good to
joshursweetheart: its hard to live the groupie life ill tell u
JimFallon15sexy: i no right
joshursweetheart: yea ud think shed be more laid back
JimFallon15sexy: i have pics of all the celeb's cocks
joshursweetheart: the rock cock collection
prosk8ERburns: that was froma movie
JimFallon15sexy: yah, they took it off of us
JimFallon15sexy: loll
JimFallon15sexy: i saw it and iw as like OMG GURL WE DO THE SAME THING!
joshursweetheart: lol
prosk8ERburns: banger sisters
JimFallon15sexy: yah
joshursweetheart: yes we hadnt named our collection
joshursweetheart: till we saw that movie
joshursweetheart: theyre just like us really
JimFallon15sexy: i gotta go babies:-(:-(:-(
JimFallon15sexy: im sorry
JimFallon15sexy: i have to go flick the bean a bit b4 dinner
JimFallon15sexy: u all made me so horny
joshursweetheart: ok see u at seven babe?
JimFallon15sexy: alright
prosk8ERburns: later
JimFallon15sexy: want me to bring joey?
joshursweetheart: yes of course
JimFallon15sexy: love u:-* both of
JimFallon15sexy: u
JimFallon15sexy: talk to u later andrew:-P
JimFallon15sexy has left the room.
prosk8ERburns: same to u
prosk8ERburns: bye
joshursweetheart: so were all alone
joshursweetheart: wanan fuck?
prosk8ERburns: i wish
joshursweetheart: im so lonely
prosk8ERburns: u got wonita soon
joshursweetheart: im sure shes nothin compared to u
joshursweetheart: allrite doll i gotta go shave my hairy bag puss
joshursweetheart: ill ttyl ok?
prosk8ERburns: ok
prosk8ERburns: bye
prosk8ERburns has left the room.

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