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SoCalledChaos37: hey... are you the girl
rachel's been talking about?
mychemcalromncex: umm
mychemcalromncex: i guess?
paddinton lovs u: yes
SoCalledChaos37: god she talks about
you all the time
mychemcalromncex: lol
mychemcalromncex: thats good
mychemcalromncex: i talk about her
all the time
paddinton lovs u: joey shes the one ive been
tellin you about
paddinton lovs u: shes wonderful
SoCalledChaos37: are you gonna do it
rachel?
mychemcalromncex: no your
wonderful
mychemcalromncex: do what?
mychemcalromncex: what are we
doing
paddinton lovs u: ummm
paddinton lovs u: i dunno
mychemcalromncex: yea u do
SoCalledChaos37: rachel
paddinton lovs u: joey help me
paddinton lovs u: this is hard!
SoCalledChaos37: okay listen she really
likes you, but she's afraid that her
tubby bf will rape her if she dumps
him
mychemcalromncex: oooook
SoCalledChaos37: so she needs ur help
mychemcalromncex: so...you dont
wanna be with me?
mychemcalromncex: or you do
mychemcalromncex: but yea
mychemcalromncex: your boyfriend is
a cockwhore
paddinton lovs u: yessssssssssssss
paddinton lovs u: i do
paddinton lovs u: so much
mychemcalromncex: YAY!
mychemcalromncex: mmkay
mychemcalromncex: so
mychemcalromncex: then idk
SoCalledChaos37: ok but heres the
thing
mychemcalromncex: maybe ryan could
help?
SoCalledChaos37: theres one tiny little
problem
mychemcalromncex: whats that
SoCalledChaos37: rachel and i are
going out rite now too... are you
cool with that?
mychemcalromncex: ummm i guess?
SoCalledChaos37: its no big
deal...we're really just fuck buddies
mychemcalromncex: icic
mychemcalromncex: thats a wonderful
way to put it
paddinton lovs u: yea i kinda have a couple of
those
paddinton lovs u: tehehe
mychemcalromncex: lol
mychemcalromncex: me too!
SoCalledChaos37: phew im so glad
you're cool with that
mychemcalromncex: yep
SoCalledChaos37: tell her about that
"other thing" rachel
mychemcalromncex: im a cool peson
mychemcalromncex: person*
mychemcalromncex: whats the "other
thing"
paddinton lovs u: i kinda have crabs and dan
gave them to me
SoCalledChaos37: yea but you can
work around them
mychemcalromncex: lol
paddinton lovs u: and now joey has them too
mychemcalromncex: exciting i guess
mychemcalromncex: well...
mychemcalromncex: hmmm...
SoCalledChaos37: well ive been trying
to get her to shave
mychemcalromncex: icic
SoCalledChaos37: yea so ur still cool
with that?
paddinton lovs u: i do
paddinton lovs u: i swear
mychemcalromncex: lol
paddinton lovs u: its just that damn dan
mychemcalromncex: im fine with it
mychemcalromncex: yea
paddinton lovs u: those things are so huge!
SoCalledChaos37: okay just one final
issue
mychemcalromncex: ok
SoCalledChaos37: rachel has terrible
body odor
paddinton lovs u: NO I DONT
mychemcalromncex: lol
paddinton lovs u: that was you
mychemcalromncex: lol
paddinton lovs u: rubbing off on me
paddinton lovs u: !
SoCalledChaos37: yea MY vagina
smelled like rotten eggs
paddinton lovs u: w/e
mychemcalromncex: lol
mychemcalromncex: gosh
paddinton lovs u: it was ur vagina
paddinton lovs u: I KNEW IT
paddinton lovs u: by the way joey is a girl too
SoCalledChaos37: that was sarcasim
you slutty bitch
SoCalledChaos37: no im not
mychemcalromncex: lol
mychemcalromncex: vaginas are hot
paddinton lovs u: w/e
mychemcalromncex: lol
SoCalledChaos37: not hers
SoCalledChaos37: she has in-grown
hairs everywhere
paddinton lovs u: joey ur mean
mychemcalromncex: mmmhmm
SoCalledChaos37: :-P
paddinton lovs u: yea
SoCalledChaos37: ugh so are you
gonna let her see fred?
paddinton lovs u: u should join us sometime
SoCalledChaos37: yea that'd be hot
paddinton lovs u: hell yes!
mychemcalromncex: mmhmm
paddinton lovs u: fred is awesome
mychemcalromncex: whos fred?
paddinton lovs u: he is my vibrator
mychemcalromncex: lol
mychemcalromncex: hot
SoCalledChaos37: oh man we've had
some good tiems with that thing
paddinton lovs u: i kno
mychemcalromncex: hmm...
mychemcalromncex: you all are
so...idk lol
mychemcalromncex: wonderfully open
paddinton lovs u: yes
SoCalledChaos37: rachel's legs are
wonderfully open
paddinton lovs u: and my kootch itches
mychemcalromncex: lol
mychemcalromncex: itch it?
SoCalledChaos37: ill come over and
itch it
paddinton lovs u: i did i did
paddinton lovs u: really
SoCalledChaos37: with my tounge
paddinton lovs u: then can i itch urs
paddinton lovs u: ???
mychemcalromncex: wow....
SoCalledChaos37: you can SUCK mine
mychemcalromncex: penis's are icky
mychemcalromncex: lol
paddinton lovs u: NO JOEY u r not a man
paddinton lovs u: stop it
mychemcalromncex: they kinda scare
me
paddinton lovs u: just admit it
paddinton lovs u: u have a vagina
SoCalledChaos37: no shut up
paddinton lovs u: joey is a transvestite
mychemcalromncex: i like boobs
SoCalledChaos37: rachel is a cunt
paddinton lovs u: he wears a dildo
mychemcalromncex: thats hot
SoCalledChaos37: sometimes i do
paddinton lovs u: i kno
paddinton lovs u: i lov him
paddinton lovs u: i mean her
SoCalledChaos37: wait
mychemcalromancex
SoCalledChaos37: are you a guy or a
girl?
mychemcalromncex: girl
SoCalledChaos37: OMG
SoCalledChaos37: rachel doesn't like
the vagina
SoCalledChaos37: i thought you were
a guy
SoCalledChaos37: wrong person
mychemcalromncex: hmm....
mychemcalromncex: im sorry?
paddinton lovs u has left the room.
SoCalledChaos37: no i am
