NWA X X X
On The Sunshine Network

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 29TH, 2006
ORLANDO, FLORIDA
500 FANS IN ATTENDENCE

SINGLES MATCH

Austin Starr w/ Jade Chung vs. Danny Gimondo

Results: Austin Starr defeated Danny Gimondo with the Rings of Saturn in a very quick and aggressive match. Starr tried to play the stall game in the beginning and get into Gimondo's head, but Gimondo viciously pursued Starr with right hands and clotheslines and had the fans rallying behind him. Gimondo's eagerness, however, was probably he folly, as he ended up miscalculating a flying clothesline and it ended his whole string of offense. Starr started attacking his neck with elbows and headlocks and the ever embarrassing Fishhook of Doom, and Jade Chung also got into the mix by choking Danny G. and raking his eyes. Austin hit a backdrop and rolled it into the Rings of Saturn to get the submission win.

SEGMENT

Raven, CM Punk, Arson, Kindred, and Allison Danger

Backstage: Raven and his group of cronies are backstage sitting on the ground and staring at the camera. Raven says he's spent years in the underbelly of this sport and has never been given the credit he is so due. He says he's watched a generation come and go and a new one arising. He says some, like himself, find themselves troubled and abandoned... the red headed stepchildren, beaten and neglected and never appreciated... he's brought these misguided, misfitted vagabonds into his Nest and offers lessons. Lessons on pain and avirice and what it means to be alive... lessons to enlighten them... lessons to lead them on a new crusade... and he decides their destiny. Quoth the Raven, nevermore.

TAG TEAM MATCH

David Young & John Xavier vs. Adrenaline (Chris Banks/Johnny Jeter)

Results: This match started out pretty fast paced, with Banks and Jeter trying to knock Youn gand Xavier off their game with armdrags and springboard dropkicks and crossbody blocks, but that wasn't the case. Young and Xavier showed they were more than able to hang at this pace and then drop them on their heads with suplexs and concus them with kicks and knees to the head. The closest Adrenaline came to victory was when Jeter nearly decapitated David Young with a springboard spinning leg lariat, but Xavier broke up the pin and drilled Jeter with a German suplex for good measure. David Young nailed Chris Banks with a Spinebuster and Xavier hit him with the 450 Splash to end this thing.

SEGMENT

Simon Dean and Ron Simmons

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SINGLES MATCH

Roderick Strong vs. Kazushi Miyamoto

Results: Kazushi Miyamoto was able to defeat Roderick Strong with a moonsault press. These two seemed to be having some real communication issues at the beginning of the match, with the chain wrestling looking pretty sloppy. They decided to give up on the mat wrestling and just started beating the crap out of each other with chops and kicks and inside elbows. The match shifted in Strong's favor when he ducked an inside elbow and hit a belly-to-back backbreaker, but Miyamoto was able to gain his composure reversing the Half Nelson Backbreaker into a Dragon Suplex for a two count. Strong locked in his Strong Hold Boston Crab variation near the end, but Miyamoto faught his way to the ropes. Miyamoto nailed Strong with a brainbuster and then a quick Muto style backbreaker, before hitting a Muto style moonsault to get the victory!

SINGLES MATCH

"The Notorious 187" Homicide w/ "J-Train" Julius Smokes vs. "The New Franchise" Michael Shane w/ Mickie James

Results: J-Train and Mickie James on the outside, man... that was wild stuff, as both are just full of energy and very verbal and the ref had to seperate them at times. Homicide and Michael Shane had a decent match up, here, with Homicide trying to keep the pace up and make things more physical, while Shane wanted to go to the mat and tried to use anything and everything to give him some leverage. Mickie James caused quite the distraction and allowed Shane to catch Homicide off guard with a PERFECT looking Superkick, but Homicide would not stay down. Michael Shane went looking for the Picture Perfect Elbow, but Homicide caught him with the Ace Crusher off the top rope to stop him dead in his tracks. Mickie James got up on the apron as the ref was trying hold back Julius Smokes and Homicide rammed her off the apron, it looked like intentionally, and nailed Shane with the Clothesline from Brooklyn, which lead to a pinfall!

Post Match: Mickie James was going ape shit on the outside after Homicide knocked her off the apron, half crying and half screaming with anger... when Michael Shane came to and heard what had happened, his eyes lit up with fire and they stormed to the back. Something tells me this isn't over.

TAG TEAM MATCH

America's Most Wanted ("Wildcat" Chris Harris/"Cowboy" James Storm) vs. The Gemini Twins (Jake & Jesse Gemini)

Results: AMW were able to survive another hellacious battle after they hit the Death Sentence on Jesse Gemini. The Gemini Twins commanded the pace of the match in the beginning, slamming and tossing Harris and Storm all over the ring and outside of the ring and anywhere else, for that matter. Both members of America's Most Wanted were bleeding and battered, and it seemed over when Jake and Jesse double powerbombed Storm through a table, but Harris broke up the pinfall and began throwing wild fists and kicks in all directions until he staggered the two gladiators. A few hard chairs shots and running clotheslines later, and AMW were looking like they'd come out victorious. Jake and Jesse were able to get in one last big shot by nailing Chris Harris with their Gemini Killer (Double Cobra Clutch Bomb), but James Storm nailed them with a double springboard clothesline and a pair of hard chairshots to shut them right back down. Storm got Jesse Gemini into position and Harris came off the top with a flying legdrop to complete the Death Sentence and finish this match-up.

Post Match: Doug Williams and Paul Birchall came out applauding AMW for another lucky fucking victory, but the UK Suicide Squad say they want another fucking match and they want it on their terms! Chris Harris grabs the mic and says name the time and the place! Birchall says next week! In the parking lot! James Storm takes the mic and says HELL YEAH, YOU BOYS ARE ON!