EXHIBITION MATCH

Chris Kanyon vs. Super Crazy

RESULTS: Kanyon is bigger and rougher in the ring than Crazy and tried to use more of a pound and ground tactic on the "Insane Luchadore". Crazy, though, used his flip a minute offense to over take Kanyon's brutality and impact moves and really make himself look like a formidible opponent for anyone. Kanyon hit Crazy with a big time tilt-to-whirl powerbomb at one point and set up a table in the ring. He tried to superplex Crazy through the table, but Crazy blocked it and hit a sunset flip bomb on Kanyon and got the three count! (00:08:23)

SEGMENT

BACKSTAGE: Vampiro is backstage, but he doesn't have on his signature face paint. Instead, he talks to Seven and the Sinister Minister very directly. He said what they did was simply crossing the line and unprofessional. Burning a man's personal possesions and disrespecting direct orders from management are not tolerated anywhere, but instead of lobbying to get Seven suspended, he decided that tonight he is going to beat some God damned respect into him if it kills him. He says that "Kevin and Mitchell" like to think they can do whatever the fuck they want, but he says they are going to get an education in conduct and he's not looking for a damn "grudge match" tonight... he wants a fight.

TAG TEAM MATCH

Dynamic Storm (Josh Daniels/Quiet Storm) vs. David Young & Perry Saturn

RESULTS: Young and Saturn were pretty impressive as a team and stuck to power and striking, while D-Storm stuck to basically their lucharesu influenced hit and run attack, not wanting to get into a brawl with these two and they did a pretty good job of that until the very end. Saturn actually brought a table into the ring and started using it to swat both Daniels and Storm like a madman. Young and Saturn used a vicious looking move where they did a double fireman's carry on Quiet Storm and then turned it into a double spinebuster through the table! They tried to hit Daniels with the Total Elimination, but Daniels dove forward and rolled to escape it and hit a vicious double clothesline on Young and Saturn. He did a pretty good job of holding them off on his own until Quiet Storm finally got back into it and dorpkicked Young right out of ring. Daniels got Saturn into a German suplex and Storm hit a spinning wheel kick on him simultaneously and Dynamic Storm get the win. (00:10:05)

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

Crowbar vs. John Cena vs. Frankie Kazarian

RESULTS: Crowbar lost a hard match to Jerry Lynn last show and is hoping to turn things around in this really big matchup. There were some serious contrasting styles, which didn't work in the beginning, but things turned around as everyone got comfortable with the pacing of the match. Cena was his usual stiff self, while Crowbar tried to play the weapons into his offense, and Kazarian was going for any highspot or impact move he could get. Most notable move of the match was probably when Kazarian hit the Flux Capacitator off the top rope to the floor through a table on Crowbar! Cena was able to hit the Death Valley Bomb and a flying bulldog on Kazarian to take this one home. (00:13:29)

SEGMENT

RINGSIDE: "The Franchise" Shane Douglas heads out to the ring to a great ovation from the crowd. He soaks in the cheers and says that everyone should bow down and thankt he heavens that not only has he and Tommy Dreamer taken control of SFW, but that the Extreme Wrestling Society has surfaced and will be ripping the pro wrestling industry a new asshole! He says he and Tommy have been up night and day, coming up with ways to make things better here in SFW and one thing they decided they needed to fix was the tag team division. With that, Douglas says he and Tommy started brainstorming on new teams to bring in and they remember a team from the New York area that were billed as the "premier tag team of the future" but then were split after a certain promotion collapsed... and they decided it was time for them to resurface and shake the foundation of SFW. Douglas says that the next match will be for the tag team champions and Julio and Money will be facing... A-T-M!!! Hahaha... with that sadistic laugh, we hear a wild guitar solo begin and the bell sounds.

SFW TAG TEAM TITLES
TAG TEAM MATCH

A-T-M (Trent Acid, Trish Stratus, Joey Mercury) vs. Julio Dinero & EZ Money (c)

RESULTS: The fans are actually booing and jeering Dinero and Money, which is the best reaction they've ever received in SFW no matter what they've done. The champions were really worried in this match and it showed as they made a lot of mistakes in this match facing this very charismatic and talented team of Acid and Mercury. Double basement dropkicks and double flapjacks and pescados in stereo were all double team moves we saw from A-T-M, while Trish put the boots to Money and Dinero and choked and clawed them whenever possible. She is the perfect manager for what appears to be the perfect team. Julio and Money mounted a comeback with punches and backdrops and Money hit a few hurricanranas and headscissors, but Mercury ducked a crossbody from Dinero and A-T-M hit a double superkick on Money! Mercury grabbed Dinero and he and Acid dropped him with the Snap Shot! That's all she wrote... we've got new tag team champions! (00:11:09)

POST MATCH: Acid and Mercury celebrate with their titles as Trish grabs a mic. Dinero and Money leave the ring in short order and they will be moving onto their respective new companies. Trish claims that they were weak, just like every other team in not only SFW, but the world. Acid and Mercury were screwed out of their American tag team titles and SFW had the business sense to bring them back and look what they did in their very first match. They won the tag team titles. They are now officially the hottest thing in wrestling, because quite frankly, A-T-M is where the money's at.

#1 CONTENDERSHIP
FATAL FOURWAY MATCH

Randy Orton vs. Matt Hardy vs. Masato Tanaka vs. Justin Credible w/ Francine

RESULTS: The bitch is back, and just as hot as ever. Credible has the advantage in this match with his valet returning to the fold to help in this big match. Orton, Hardy, and Tanaka don't pay much attention though, as they don't plan to let her get in their way. Easier said than done, as Hardy had the most problems with Francine's tactics and tried to give her the Twist of Fate at one point, but Credible cracked him in the back with his Kendo stick and planted him with a piledriver on the floor! Tanaka and Orton were brutal. They must have hit each other a good 15 times a piece with various chairs and took this match all over ringside before bringing in back inside. Credible and Orton had some pretty good exchanges, but Orton got the better of it by nailing a swinging backbreaker and then a wheelbarrow suplex. Tanaka nearly got a victory with a German suplex on a chair on Orton, but Hardy came off the top with a moonsault to break up the pinfall. Credible tried to catch Hardy with superkick, but Hardy ducked it and hit a Russian Legsweep on him, into a Stretch Plum submission! Innovation from Hardy, but Orton broke it up. Orton tried to dropkick Hardy at one point, but he ducked and Orton caught Tanaka. This allowed Hardy to run off the ropes and catch Orton with a running palm strike! He then hit the side effect and Orton was basically out of it. Credible swung with the Kendo stick and missed and Hardy caught him with the Reverse Twist of Fate! Hardy went up top and hit a flying legdrop, and that is all she wrote! Hardy is the very first #1 contender! (00:15:44)

TAG TEAM MATCH

Rey Misterio Jr. & Mistico vs. Ultimo Dragon & Dragon Kid

RESULTS: The fans were looking forward to this match all night and were super hot for everything these guys did. Ultimo and Rey brought the name power, while Mistico and Kid brought the blinding lucha libre speed. This match was under lucha libre rules, where you have to pin both of your opponents to win the match. Rey suprised many by going into a striking match with Dragon instead of trying to coax him into a match of speed, and it was interesting to see him hold his own with roundhouse and spinkicks. The first fall of the match happened when Dragon caught Misterio with the Asai DDT to get the first pinfall. This awoke the Cruiserweight champion and he and Mistico turned the match up to a new pace, taking things to the outside and he and Mistico hit Asai Moonsaults in stereo as sort of a slap in the face of their opponents. Dragon and Kid answered back later in the match by setting up their opponents on the middle rope and hitting 619's in stereo! The next fall of the match was on Dragon Kid after Misterio hit the springboard hurricanrana on him. Kid basically took this as a challenge and started doing a lot of innovative headscissors and hurricanranas, trying to show that he can play that game. Mistico, though, nearly one upped him by hitting an amazing flipping sitdown powerbomb to reverse a hurricanrana! Dragon broke up the pinfall, however. Ultimo took on both Misterio and Mistico for about 3 or 4 minutes while Kid recovered, and even locked Mistico in the Dragon Sleeper at one point, but Misterio broke it up with a running wheel kick. Dragon Kid got his wind back and sent Misterio out the ring with a Deja Vu headscissors. Ultimo Dragon got Mistico up into a powerbomb and Dragon Kid went to the top rope and flew off, catching Mistico with a Powerbomb/Poisonrana (front flip reverse hurricanrana) combo to get the victory and a standing ovation from the fans! (00:24:19)

POST MATCH: The four men all shook hands after the match as the fans gave them a round of applause. Misterio got on the mic and said that he and Ultimo had had many battles in the past and now his legacy continues through Dragon Kid. He said he was amazed by Dragon Kid tonight and he says he does his sensei proud. He also says that Mistico did right by him tonight and it was an honor to team with him, even if they came up a little short. He says that at the next show, he wants to see Mistico and Dragon Kid go one-on-one and the winner can face him for his Cruiserweight title at the next. As for him and Ultimo, well, they will meet again.

SEGMENT

BACKSTAGE: Triple H is backstage and is gloating about the job he did at the last show. He said he shook up the world once again and finally put the "legendary" Mick Foley to rest... something he should've did 8 years ago. He says he's also going to take care of some unfinished business. He says The Rock has been nothing but a tumor on this business and tonight, he'll be doing the whole wrestling community a favor cutting him out... and there aint a damn thing Rocky can do about it because he's that... damn... "gay".

The Rock suddenly bursts on the scene. Triple H is fuming. The Rock says that "Nipple H" is sitting back hear belling aching about The Rock and with his goofy mustache and hippie haircut and he says tonight, The Rock is only going to ask him once. He says that Triple H needs to know his role and shut his mouth, because it's not about "The Game" and it's not about the "King of Queens", he says tonight it's about the Rock taking his side 13 boot, turnin' that sombitch sideways, and sticking it straight up Triple H's candy ass! He says Doug Heffernan here talks about cutting tumors from the business and talks about the past 8 years and what he should've done to Mick Foley. Well, The Rock says Mick Foley may not be pretty and he may be covered in cellulite. He may not be "The Great One" and he may not be the most electrifying man in professional wrestling today. He says he may and may not be a lot of things, but one thing is for God damned sure, Mick Foley is a friend and he didn't deserve what he got two weeks ago. The Rock says if Triple H can't piece together the message in his neanderthal like skull, that means tonight The Rock is going get to get a obscene amount of pleasure from bashing his living brains in... if you smell what the Rock is cooking!

Triple H strokes his mustache and begins to laugh a little bit as The Rock stares at him deathly serious. He says they've gone over this a million times and a million times things have played out the same way. He says no matter how many fancy phrases and wise cracks the Rock makes out of all that hot air he's filled up with, it doesn't change the facts. He says that name Hunter Hearst Helmsley... the three letters, Triple H... are synonymous with this business and the greats that fill it. He says that The Rock is a fad, had his time, but it has passed. He says that The Rock's time is up and he doesn't cut it these days. He says that Triple H, "The Game", "The King of Kings" is now and forever. He says he's going to teach The Rock a lesson, once and for all. Before he was interrupted earlier, he was trying to make a point, and that point is that Triple H is that... damn... good, and he says that no matter how many boots he turns or what kind of hotel he wants to check Triple H into, it doesn't matter. He says tonight, the rules and the words have been said and before the night ends, it'll be game over for the Rock.

GRUDGE MATCH

"The Crimson Rider" Seven w/ Sinister Minister vs. Vampiro

RESULTS: Seven was emotionless on his way to the ring, while Minister looked a bit nervous, but had a smirk like he had a plan for this whole thing. Vampiro ran to the ring with no paint and deadly serious, ready to fight. These guys didn't pull punches, man, you could hear everything punch and blow and kick and Vampiro's speed and agility helped him here as he pulled Seven's face in and blasted him with hard elbows and kicks and knees in the corner. Seven started fighting back with vicious bear-like blows to the side of the head of Vampiro and booted him right out of the ring. He used a chair to beat Vamp's kidneys and rib cage, then grabbed his legs and swung him ribs first into the turnpost! Seven tossed him back into the ring and went up to the top rope. He jumped off with a big time splash to his back and went for the cover, but Vampiro barely gave him a two. Seven mauled him with a couple more forearms and then picked him up. Seven ran off the ropes but was caught coming back with a big spinkick! The Sinister Minister jumped up onto the apron. Vampiro turned you him and the Minister threw a fireball into his eyes! Seven got back up and kicked Vampiro in the stomach. He set him in, swung him up, and dropped him with a hard Crucifix! He didn't pin him, however, instead he waited as the Minister went under the ring and retrieved something. He has a hammer and a stake! Ceremoniously, Minister walked into the ring and handed Seven the stake and the hammer of the fallen Vampiro. The ref began calling for the bell and for help... (00:09:13)

POST MATCH: Seven placed the stake on Vampiro's heart and is winding back to drive the stake, when he's tackled by Jerry Lynn and Perry Saturn, and they pulled Vampiro from the ring. Saturn, Lynn, Swinger, and Cena hold Seven down as Vampiro is escorted from the ring into safe haven after that attempt at murder from Seven and Sinister Miniter. You know this isn't over, but at what cost will it end?

GRUDGE MATCH

The Rock vs. Triple H

RESULTS: The Rock and Triple H both get great ovations, as the fans are really looking forward to this clash of the titans. The Rock and Triple H step in and we have a stare down. Triple H is the first to move, piefacing The Rock backwards after about 15 seconds of fans dueling with "Rocky!" and "Triple H!" chants. Rock answers back with a hard shot to the mouth and this thing is on! The two trade punches until HHH rakes the eyes and gets Rock into a headlock. Rock punches him in the stomach a few times and then tosses him forward, bouncing off the ropes. Rock hits a Samoan Drop. Rock begins to stomp Triple H ring out of the ring and they take this thing to the outside. Rock is in control until Triple H kicks him between the legs and tosses him into the rail, following up with rapid punches and then he grabs a chair and bashes him over the head with it. Triple H tries to give Rock a DDT on the floor, but Rock runs forward and bashes Trips into the turnpost! He then goes and grabs the chair and begins to beat every inch of HHH's body with it at fierce speed and impact. He picks up Triple H and gives him a suplex on the floor! Rock looks like he's going to try to catapult HHH into the turnpost, but Triple H grabs the chair and tosses it right into Rock's face! Triple H then takes Rock and tries to whip him into the entrance fixture, but Rock reverses it and Triple H goes flying into it. Rock grabs Trips by the hair and walks over to the entrance area and bashes him face first into it, before taking a headset from Todd Grisham and grabbing his water.

Rock says thank to Grisham, then takes a drink of... *spit* The Rock says this tastes like the piss of a rare, disgusting hermaphrodite. *He gives Grisham a look* Well, The Rock says he wonders if he turned "The Game" onto "Easy" difficulty or something, because he's had to work harder to take shits than beat Triple H's Tarzan lookin' ass, tonight. He then points out that he thinks Grisham would make a good Jan-ahh...

Triple H lowblows The Rock and clotheslines him onto the announce table. He grabs the cord of the headset and begins to choke the life from Rock, before hopping up onto the table. Triple H gets Rock into position and proceeds to give him the Pedigree through the table! The fans cheer wildly for that. Triple H grabs Rock by the arm and begins to drag him towards the ring. The Rock breaks his arm away about 3/4s of the way there and Triple H has to go back on the attack. Back in the ring, Triple H attempts another Pedigree, but Rock breaks away and hits a spinebuster! The Rock then grabs his legs and locks Triple H into the sharpshooter! Triple H is shocked, but is able to get to the ropes. Rock picks Triple H up and goes for the DDT, but Triple H twists out and hits Rock with a DDT of his own. Triple H slides out of the ring and goes under the ring... he's got the sledgehammer! Triple H slides in and measures Rock up and tries to whack him with it, but Rock ducks and kicks Triple H and tosses away the hammer. Rock goes for the Rock bottom, but Trips elbows his way out and kicks Rock. He then hooks the arms. Pedigree! Triple H pins as Nick Patrick counts the three. Both men get a good ovation from the crowd for that entertaining match. (00:21:17)

SFW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE
EXHIBITION MATCH

"The Whole F'N Show" Rob Van Dam (c) vs. "Homicidal, Suicidal, Genocidal" Sabu

RESULTS: The match a lot of people forgot was on the card, but had a lot to live up to once it did come around. People remembered real quick, though, as this thing was really good. These two have faced off many times and knew each other's moves so well, being trained together by The Sheik. Things started off with some chain wrestling and they kept one upping and one upping one another until things turned into armdrags and hiptosses. Van Dam tried to spinkick Sabu, but Sabu ducked it and springboaded and tried to catch RVD with a kick, but Van Dam ducked it. Sabu rolled to his feet and we have a stand off! The fans clap. RVD goes for a lock up, but Sabu ducks and catches him with a punch. Sabu whips him and RVD hops off the middle rope and moonsaults over Sabu. Sabu hops off the middle rope and spins, catching RVD with a crossbody block and gets a one count on the cover! RVD takes control after that, catching Sabu with a few kicks and sending him out to the floor. RVD runs off the ropes and flies over the top rope with a front flip suicida onto Sabu! They get back up and RVD tries to whip Sabu into the rail, but Sabu reverses it. RVD hops right over the guardrail and turns around, going to taunt Sabu, but Sabu is running and dives right over the rail with a clothesline to RVD! Sabu tosses RVD over the rail, grabs a chair, and hops over the rail and hits a chair assisted legdrop to the back of RVD's head. He then gets up onto the apron, waits for RVD to get up, and does a chair assisted Arabian press onto Van Dam! He rolls Van Dam into the ring, goes up top, and tries for the Arabian skullcrusher, but Van Dam ducks and Sabu gets an assload of canvas and chair! RVD gives him a spinkick, a spinning legdrop, puts the chair on his chest and then goes a huge Rolling Thunder! He goes for the cover, but only a two count. He drags Sabu near the corner and grabs the chair. He goes up top and tries a chair assisted split legged moonsault, but Sabu rolls out of the way. RVD gets up onto his knees and Sabu dropkicks the chair into his face! Sabu grabs the chair and does the Arabian facebuster and tries the cover, but only a two count! Sabu grabs RVD into the camel clutch and holds him into that for a good minute or so, but Van Dam won't give up. He squirms over the ropes and gets his leg on it. Sabu is frusterated and grabs a chair, trying to think of what to do. RVD hops back up and catches Sabu with a suprising Van Daminator to get the fans back into this thing! RVD jumps up onto the turnbuckles, but Sabu rolls out of the ring. RVD runs and looks to be going to jump onto Sabu, but Sabu tosses a chair and catches him to the head and Van Dam is hung up on the middle rope. Sabu slides into the ring, picks up Van Dam and gives him the Arabian Powerbomb (Sunset Powerbomb) to the floor! Sabu then goes under the ring and grabs a table and slides it into the ring. RVD is slid back into the ring and Sabu grabs a chair. Sabu sets up the table, hits RVD over the head with a chair and puts him on the table. Sabu goes up top and tries the Atomic Arabian Facecrusher through the table, but RVD rolls out of the way! RVD grabs the other chair in the ring and tosses it at Sabu when gets up from the debris and catches him with another Van Daminator! Blood is running down RVD's face... RVD hops up onto the top rope and delivers a Five Star Frogslash three forths across the ring! Charles Robinson counts 1, 2, 3 and Rob Van Dam retains after a grueling battle! (00:19:10)

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