LOCATED IN ORLANDO, FLORIDA
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 13, 2008
WEBCAST ON SOVWRESTLING.COM

SEGMENT

The bell rings three times and "If You Want Blood" by AC/DC hits the speakers. From behind the curtain walks the owner of SOV, Joseph Rother himself, with one Asian bitch and one blonde bitch to his sides and a microphone in his right hand. Rother signals for them to cut the music, as he wants to address the people very personally tonight. Rother thanks all of those who decided to pay their hard earned money tonight to see some insane professional wrestling, and he says they will be far from disappointed with the show ahead!

He says that it was a long time coming... a long time begging and pleading with investors, a long time begging and pleading with the workers, trying to get them to push themselves farther... and harder than they've ever pushed themselves, and some couldn't hack it! Some of the big names, looking for big paychecks, couldn't cut it in the SOV! They said... "We've already earned our spots, Joe! We're draws! We don't have to bleed buckets for the audience!" Boos from the crowd. "We don't have to work long matches, do a lot of flips or mess around with the barbed wire, they don't want to see that!" BOOOO! And Joseph Rother told them to take their contracts and SHOVE THEM UP THEIR ASSES! Which ignites a cheer. Rother goes on to explain that tonight, this is a production for the people, by the wrestlers who truly care and truly want to give them the absolute BEST show for their money and he sincerely hopes they all enjoy!

Rother takes a bow and the fans give him a standing ovation as he leaves the ring.

SEGMENT

Jason H8 makes his way to the ring wearing a white hockey mask with blood splattered on it and a baseball bat with large nails sticking through it. He gets on the mic and says that he lives his life by a code, something most of the people in the audience have no idea about, and that honor... hatred... and havoc are his main sources of inspiration and he hates every one of the weak little fans and their weak minds and their lack of will power to stay away from the poisons of the world and the fear they live in as they walk blinding through their little li-

Oh, somebody has heard enough! Well, it looks like two people. One is UFB and the other is Wes Jordan, both of Jason's opponents for the night! UFB and Jordan both have mics in hand and are looking down at Jason increduously. UFB cracks that Jason is so damn mad and hates the world because he can't seem to stick his little horny bat into some pussy, and Wes cracks that Casey Jones from the Ninja Turtles called and he wants his gimmick back... and for Jason to wash the ketchup off of the mask before he returns it!

Jason rebuttles that they both sounds pretty funny all the way up on the ramp, but they'll sound and LOOK even funnier after he knocks out all of their fuckin' teeth!

And that settles that, we are knee deep in this bitch!

MATCH ONE

"The Notorious" UFB manages to defeat Jason H8 & "The Death Defying" Wes Jordan in a match full of danger and havoc after hitting a move he calls Fucking Believe It (Moonsault DDT) onto a steel chair! H8's greatest moments in the match included catching both men with shots with his baseball bat, while Jordan's claim to fame comes after a dazzling Shooting Star Plancha to the floor onto both of his opponents. All three men faught well and got this crowd warmed up for one hell of a night!

MATCH TWO
SOV CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT

"Bad Ass" Jacob Black defeated "Street Jesus" Kilo in a devastatingly stiff match up to advance in this tournament! Black's chops and clotheslines were his best friend in this match against the street tough and super agile Kilo, who came prepared with some brass knuckles to lay on some serious damage. Black managed to fight his way through Kilo's tricks and his fantastic arsenal including the Hanging Brainbuster and a wicked Corkscrew Suicida to hit a Chickenwing Piledriver onto a steel chair to get his victory!

SEGMENTS

We go backstage this time to see Zack Havoc wearing a large spiked collar with a chain hanging from it, Zack gripping the chain and snarling in his black triangular war paint, including a big upside crucifix painted on his forehead. Zack says that he's the reason that SOV will be put on the map... because he's too brutal for the mainstream, he's too violent for the average competitors, and he's far too sadistic to function in society... and that is why the people will love him. That... and because he destroys everything he can get his hands on, including little bitches like Drake Steel!

We cut to another backstage interview, this time with Havoc's opponent Drake Steel, who says he's faught his way up and down this coast and up and down that coast, and over here and over there, and he's tired of getting looked over... he's tired of jerking curtains and he's on a mission! He's on a mission to give that big motherfucker Zack Havoc the absolute WORST beating of his entire life and to prove to everyone that he is, without a shadow of a doubt... "The Real Deal"!

MATCH THREE
SOV CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT

"The Real Deal" Drake Steel came off surprisingly successful in his match with "The Hell Hound" Zack Havoc with a Flying Elbowdrop through a table! Havoc brutalized Steel early on with chain wrapped fists and brutal outside antics, powerbombing Steel on the concrete floor at one point! Steel, however, just would not quit, and no matter how bad it hurt, he rolled the shoulder and he outlasted Havoc in the stamina department, coming back with quick and high impact offense and some well placed chairshots to mount the comeback he needed to advance here tonight!

SEGMENT

Derrick Burns walks to the ring holding four lighttubes, two in each hand taped together, ready for whatever comes his way in this tournament. Burns grabs the microphone and let's the fans know that there is no amount of pain... no level of DANGER... too much for him to handle, and he looks forward to laying it on the line night in and night out for these fans of the SOV! He says that Morning Starr thinks he's something of a divine power, and he says that he's going to need the help of God to sleep at night after he breaks off these lighttubes in his fucking ass!

Morning Starr takes that as his cue to step out from behind the curtain, holding a large roll of barbed wire in his right hand and a microphone in the other, to set everything straight. Starr says that Burns is an ignorant psychopath, but then again, who isn't just a little crazy? Who isn't just a little... masochistic? Starr says that he's been to the very peak of God's heavenly kingdom... and all the way to bottom of the depths of Hell... and says he enjoys Florida because it reminds him of that place, both the heat and the demons posing as fans all around, wanting nothing but his blood and anguish. He says he's going to give it to them. He says that tonight... Florida becomes Derrick Burns own... personal... hell, and that he will become his un... mercyful... master.

MATCH FOUR
SOV CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT

Derrick "DANGER!" Burns did infact have hell to pay for singing up for this match with "The First of the Fallen" Morning Starr, but he also gained quite a bit, most notably, a big pinfall after a wrapping himself in barbed wire and nailing a Senton Bomb from the top rope to his equally fucked up opponent! These two went from brawling to high flying at almost the drop of a hat here, as we saw each man experience the pain of glass shards and metal barbs, but also hit amazing moves like Asai Moonsaults into the audience (Burns) and Flying Legdrops from the top to the floor through tables (Starr) and everything inbetween! Burns just seemed to have more heart going in and the fans were solidly behind him as he pinned Morning Starr's shoulders for the three and made his way to the next round in the tournament!

SEGMENT

We are backstage once again, where we see both Ken Sane and Nic Pain staring one each other down in front of an SOV banner! Sane says that he's been waiting for this opportunity for a long time, the opportunity to become what he knows he's always been capable of becoming... "The Fucking Flagship" of a major wrestling company! Well now that time has come, the ball has been placed squarely in his hands, but one man... one sad, sad, little bastard by the name of Nic Pain, is trying to make him drop that very ball and trying to pick it up himself!

Nic Pain cuts off Sane and says that while that all sounds well and good, that Sane is leaving out some details. He says that Sane may have been waiting for this opportunity for a "long time", but in no way, no fucking how has it been longer than Nic Pain's wait! He says it's impossible because Sane left out the big, fat detail that these two... are brothers!

Sane tries to deny that, but Pain persists.

He says that Ken Sane is and never will be anything other than his little brother, and that the thing he's actually been "waiting and waiting" on has been to break out from underneath of Nic Pain's fucking shadow! He says that he looks forward to tonight, because he openly invites his brother to try and be a man for once and take him out... eye to eye, man to man... but he says he doesn't have the stones or the spine to stand up and take him out in cold blood. He says that Ken doesn't have the guts, but he sure is going to have fun trying to spill them anyway!

Ken has had just about enough and sucker punches Pain as he's laughing rudely in his face! Security and other wrestlers storm in to break things up before it gets out of control, but you know Pain is looking to give his little brother a little receipt!

MATCH FIVE
SOV CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT

"The Fucking Flagship" Ken Sane pulls off a major victory tonight, both business wise and morally, defeating his older brother "Extreme" Nic Pain by nailing his Lunatic High (Fireman's Carry Driver) onto a Pane of Glass in the corner, totally fucking him up and keeping him down for the three count! Pain did everything in his power to torture Sane and take him out of this match, going so far even as to apply a Rear Naked Choke with his forearm wrapped in barbed wire, but Sane managed to fight his way back and also hit some well placed low blows to get himself through this difficult trial and into the next round of the SOV championship tournament! The fans were really hot for this one, as both men made sure to work the audience really well and try to keep them involved and it paid off!

MAIN EVENT

"Ape Shit" Spyder Kumai & Dementia survived the Barbed Wire Tables Match with Tristan Kage & "Glam God" Hunter Thomas in what was surely the most chaotic match up on the evening, just barely inching out the opener for mayhem! Spyder and Tristan both had huge balcony spots in this match, Tristan nailing a moonsault off the balcony onto a ladder laid across the chests of Kumai and Dementia, putting them both through tables and Kumai hitting a piledriver from the balcony through three tables to Kage later in the match! Hunter Thomas, for all of his flashy moves and high flying expertise, really found himself in a good deal of trouble in fighting off Dementia and found himself to be the one smashed through the Barbed Wire Table to end this match courtesy of a big powerbomb! Fun match, not very technically sound and wreckless in some places, but very fun indeed!

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