SOUTH FLORIDA WRESTLING
DECEMBER 9, 2006
TAMPA, FLORIDA
275 FANS IN ATTENDANCE

TAG TEAM MATCH

The Dynamic Storm (Josh Daniels/Quiet Storm) vs. Christian York & Kirby Mack

RESULTS: These two teams really impressed the malicious audience with their speed work in the opening, both teams tagging frequently after lucha inspired spot exchanges. Daniels slowed things down a bit after getting a near fall on York with a German suplex and began working over his neck. Dynamic Storm had York isolated for a few minutes before he was able to nail a modified Reverse DDT and make the tag to "Krazy K", whom them used his arieal arsenal to punish the New Yorkers. Mack's springboard moves and planchas proved deadly, but they don't call them high risk maneuvers for nothing. Mack missed a shooting star press on Quiet Storm and the momentum seemed to shift once more. It seemed to be the end when Daniels had York in position for the Dragon Suplex, but York broke free and nailed a DDT, followed by a Fisherman's Buster on Quiet Storm to get the pinfall victory!

SINGLES MATCH

Tim Arson vs. Boogalou

RESULTS: The match started out as a primal brawl, both men throwing a lot of kicks, punches, and clotheslines to try and wear down the other. Boogalou ducked a clothesline from Arson and hit him with a backdrop that sent him reeling to ringside. Booglou violently assualted Arson with a chair and trashcan before Arson lowblowed him with a broomstick handle and threw him face first into the ringpost with a huge thud! Both men were bleeding from their foreheads before they made it back into the ring. Arson had a near fall with a piledriver on the inside, but Boogalou wasn't about to go out like that. Arson got him up into a Fireman's Carry, but Booglou slid off and locked him into a Fujiwara Armbar! Arson made it to the ropes, however. More brawling until Arson caught Booglou with a backbreaker and pointed to the top. Arson attempted a moonsault press, but Booglou rolled out of the way. Booglou measured him up and... BOOM! Shining Wizard! A hook of the leg and it's all over for Arson.

SINGLES MATCH

Nate Hatred vs. Romeo Roselli

RESULTS: Nate Hatred made his way to the ring with a trashcan of weapons in hand and a big Anarchy symbol made of lighttubes over his shoulder! Romeo Roselli was clearly worried for his own well being stepping into the ring with this monster and for good reason, but he showed a lot of heart in this match. Roselli's arsenal of moves had Hatred reeling in the beginning of this match, as he hit an enzuguri and a flipping legdrop and a flying crossbody block, but wasn't Hatred caught Roselli with his lariat, it all went downhill. Nate took chairs and barbed wire wrapped boards and crutches and whatever he could find to Roselli, sometimes just whacking him with them or slamming him on them or kicking them into his head. Roselli wouldn't stay down, though, he got a few laughs from the crowd asking them, "How's my hair?" after being thoroughly busted open. Hatred ended the match by hitting the Fire Thunder Driver off the middle turnbuckle onto the lighttube contraption while it lay across the seats of two chairs.

The fans gave Hatred a great ovation after that massacre, but Roselli also got a pretty good send off for his pain and suffering.

SINGLES MATCH

Jimmy Jact Cash vs. Ricky Vega

RESULTS: Cash started the match trying to stall a bit and get inside of Vega's head, fauxing a handshake at the beginning and embarrasing Vega by pulling his hand back and then jawing with the crowd for over half a minute. Cash was feeling pretty cocky right up to the time Vega decided enough games and hit a running boot right into his mouth to whipe the smile off his face and send him down to the floor! Cash basically got the shit kicked out of him at this point, Vega sending straight right hands into his head multiple times, ramming him into the turnpost and guardrails, and even dropping him throat first onto the guardrail! Cash caught Vega with a thumb to the eye and used a drop-toe-hold to send Vega jaw first into the ring apron to change the momentum! Cash got Vega back into the ring and used a barrage of resting holds to try and wear down Vega, but Vega rallied back with elbows to Cash's midsection while in a headlock and then nailed an overhead belly-to-belly suplex. Vega hit a brainbuster, followed by a flying legdrop to get the victory!

SINGLES MATCH

Sterling James Keenan vs. Danny Gimondo

RESULTS: Gimondo is a tough New Jersey veteran. SJK is a cocky hipster. It didn't take long for these two to decide they didn't like, nor respect one another and just wanted to beat the crap out of each other. The match started off civil enough with some slow counter wrestling, but Gimondo got pretty tired of this game and decided to light SJK up with a hard knife edged chop! Keenan retorted with an elbow to hit gut, but Gimondo fired back with a stiff European uppercut that sent SJK reeling! SJK raked his face, however, to get the momentum in his favor and began to work over his leg with stomps and elbow drops and a halfcrab. Finally Gimondo caught Keenan with a kick to the midsection and a bulldog to speed things up a bit. After a series of clotheslines, SJK was pretty much on dream street... or so it seemed until Gimondo charged him and SJK ducked and grabbed the top rope, sending Danny G. flying to the outside! Keenan hit a baseball slide and a suplex on the floor before bringing things back inside. Keenan seemed to be going for his MK Ultra (Sunset Driver) finisher, but Gimondo flipped right over him and yanked his tights, pulling him down into a sunset flip pin attempt, but only for a two count! SJK was pretty shocked by the tight pulling and got angry, looking for a hard clothesline, but Gimondo ducked it and caught him with a nice looking Russian Legsweep to get the victory!

SJK was furious, getting on the mic and spouting profanities about Gimondo being a lucky little greasy son of a bitch and the fans sucking his salty Shore Line cock! Gimondo gets on the mic and tells SJK to quit his bitching and go grow a pair, but SJK says it's not over and Gimondo's gonna wish he'd just STAYED DOWN!

TAG TEAM MATCH

The UK Suicide Squad (Paul Birchall/Doug Williams) vs. The Gymini Killers (Jake/Jesse Gemini)

RESULTS: This match was one of the most brutal matches I've ever seen. These two teams really seemed to let themselves slip into some other kind of mindframe... a sadistic trance, if you will, where the only thing that could snap them out of it was gallons of their opponents' blood. We saw Jesse Gymini headbutt a barbed wire baseball bat into Doug Williams face, we saw Birchall hit a standing Shooting Star Press onto Jesse Gymini while he had lighttubes laying across his chest. We saw Jake Gymini hit a super powerbomb from the middle turnbuckle through a table set up ontop of another table laying across the ring apron and the guardrail on the outside in a "Holy Shit!" moment! We saw Birchall hit the C-4 off the apron on Jesse Gymini onto a ladder laying across the apron and the guardrail with a barbed wire wrapped plywood board on top of it, totally crushing the ladder and making both men land pretty awkwardly on the heads and necks. The match came top an end when Jake Gymini powerbombed Birchall off of one table through another table in the ring to allow Jesse to pin him for the victory.

This match has surely shortened all four men's careers, as they barely walk from ringside.