Located in Miami, Florida
in the Miami Arena
April 7th, 2006 at 7:30 PM
560 Fans in Attendence

SEGMENT

RINGSIDE: "Till I Collapse" by Eminem opens the show and out walks John Cena to a very mixed reaction. He's wearing mostly black, tonight, though and isn't trying to play to the fans at all. He gets on the mic and says that he couldn't give a fuck about the fans anymore, he's gotta watch his own back these days. That's real, that's thuganomics, 1-0-fuckin'-1. He says there are a lot of pretenders in the back who give him shit for trying to be true to himself, and that's fine, because not a one of them can come out and see him in this ring... he's an untouchable force of nature, knee deep in the streets, and this ruthless aggression that has been bottled up and repressed is going to come out full force... Guerrilla fuckin' warfare. Like a car bomb, he's going to drive full speed and blow up South Florida, and it starts tonight with some pale freak of nature by the name of Vampiro. If he wants some, come get some... ring the bell, cause I think school is now in session. Word to fuckin' life.

EXHIBITION MATCH

"The Untouchable" John Cena vs. "The Misfit" Vampiro

RESULTS: Vampiro doesn't look the least bit impressed by Cena and these two start off stiff, Cena throwing fists and forearms while Vampiro answers back with fists and kicks. Vampiro gets the upper hand with a roundhouse and and whips Cena off the rope, trying another, but Cena ducks and hits a big time discus lariat! Cena then catchs Vampiro with a hard running boot to the head that sends him to the floor. Cena then runs off the ropes and suprises everyone by catching Vampiro with a suicida style clothesline through the ropes! On the outside, Vampiro catches Cena with another stiff kick to the chest and then sends him head first into the turnpost, busting him open a bit. Vampiro then Yakuza kicks him head first into the rail and snap suplexs him on the floor. Vampiro tries to roll Cena back into the ring, but as Vampiro is getting back in, Cena shoulders him in the gut, pulls him upperbody first under the top rope, and hits a hard knee lift to his temple! Vampiro didn't fall though, so Cena grabs him suplex style and straddles him over the top rope. Cena goes to the adjacent apron, springboards and drops a leg over the back of Vampiro's head, flipping him back into the ring. Cena tries a fist drop from the middle turnbuckle, but Vampiro dodges it. Vampiro nails Cena with a uranage suplex, but only gets a two count. Vampiro picks him back up, hooks him in, and drops him with a brainbuster. Once again, he only gets a two count. Vampiro calls for the end and tries the Nail in the Coffin, but Cena floats over and knocks Vampiro over with a clothesline. Vampiro is up and Cena runs off the ropes and catches Vamp with the Throwback! He then picks Vampiro up and drops him hard with the Death Valley Bomb, but only gets a two count! The fans are on the edge of their seats. Cena looks to be going for his STFU, but Vampiro rolls and kicks him in the face. Vampiro tries a spinkick, but Cena ducks it and tries his Killswitch belly-to-back slam, but Vampiro flips over it and roundhouse kicks him in the back of the head. Vampiro turns him and scoops him up... Nail in the Coffin! Vamp hooks the leg and gets a three count! (00:18:06)

POST MATCH: Vampiro is exhausted, but offers Cena a handshake after that hard faught battle. Cena looks at it, visibly upset, and does his "You can't see me" taunt and flips Vampiro off. Cena gets on the mic and says tonight may not have been his night, but nobody deserves his respect, esspecially not Vampiro. Vamp just shrugs and heads backstage.

TAG TEAM MATCH

The Backseat Boyz (Trent Acid/Johnny Kashmere) vs. Sonjay Dutt & Khosrow Daivari

RESULTS: These two teams took hardcore to the innovative extremes. Dutt and Kashmere started things off fast paced, with Sonjay sending Kashmere to the floor with a sort of quebrada twisting tornado DDT and things just got out of control from there. Acid brought out a table and Daivari grabbed a ladder. Dutt used a Dragon Rana off the top turnbuckle onto Acid on the apron and sent him through the table on the floor! Daivari tried to climb the ladder and fly to the outsider, but Kashmere hit him with a baseball bat to the ribs, setup a chair and placed the bat on the seat, and then powerbombed him off the ladder onto the chair and bat! Kashmere got two more tables out and another ladder. He and Acid then put Dutt and Daivari onto them, placed a ladder across them, and did a doulbe flipping legdrop over the top rope onto the middle of the ladder and smashed Dutt and Daivari through the tables. Acid at one point tried to whip Dutt into the apron, but Dutt jumped and did like a 619 on the apron and under the bottom rope and kicked him in the face. He then hit a twisting Asai style senton on Acid. Daivari and Kashmere climbed the ladder on opposite sides and began to punch each other. Both men ended up jumping off and hitting front flips onto Acid and Dutt on the outside in an impressive display! Daivari and Dutt stacked two tables ontop of one another. Dutt set up Kashmere on top of the second table and Daivari pulled a giant throw rug from under the ring! He then went up top and hit the Magic Carpet Ride onto Kashmere and smashed both men through two tables! While all of this was going on, Acid was trying to get back to his senses. He took two chairs and laid a ladder across them, propping it up on their seats. With Kashmere and Daivari out in the wreckage, Sonjay and Acid were left to duke this one out. Dutt used his speed to outdo Acid a bit and caught him with a headscissors, then laid him across the ladder. He went up top and tried to hit the Hindu Press onto Acid, but Acid moved and Dutt hit the ladder and his chest bounced off the steel sickeningly, sort of bending the ladder and buckleing the seats of the chairs. Acid grabbed Dutt by the hair and propped him up on the opposite turnbuckles. He then grabbed him and hit his Acid Bomb (a reverse Splash Mountain) right onto the ladder to get the victory for his team! The fans gave them a great round of applause for this effort. (00:24:39)

EXHIBITION MATCH

"The Revolution Man" Matt Hardy vs. "The Prince of Punk" Shannon Moore

RESULTS: Matt Hardy heinously attacked Moore at the last show, stating that he wants respect and tonight will be a fight for just that... respect. Hardy starts out by smacking the taste out of Moore's mouth, but Moore answered back with a flurry of kicks and overhand punches, showing he's not afraid of Hardy. Moore tried to whip Hardy, but Hardy turned it around and hit a big time palm strike to Moore's jaw. Hardy then unloads a big time forearm to Moore's shoulderblades and crossface punches him. Hardy picks Moore up into a stalling suplex, but as he is about to drop him, Moore twists and turns it into a reverse DDT on Hardy! Moore gets barely a two on the cover. Moore thinks for a second and runs. Hardy is back up. Moore jumps up, wanting a quebrada, but Hardy is running and catches him in the back with a forearm smash that sends him flipping over the top rope. Moore catches him on the apron. Hardy grabs him and looks like he's going to suplex him back inside, but instead sends him face first to the floor! Hardy goes up top as Moore is getting back to his feet and his a backflip plancha onto Moore on the floor! Huge ovation for that move, as Hardy got a ton of air on that. Hardy rolls Moore back into the ring. Hardy begins to work over Moore with some pound and ground tactics, but Moore catches Hardy with sort of a fancy wheelbarrow into a bulldog to turn that around. Moore takes a page out of the Jeff Hardy book and hits a Whisper in the Wind of Matt, followed by a springboard Spiral Tap twisting legdrop. The fans are amazed at Moore's corkscrew antics, but they aren't enough to keep Hardy down for the count. Moore kicks Hardy and tries the Bottoms Up, but Hardy flips him right into the Side Effect! Hardy onto gets a two on the count. Hardy tries a whip, but Moore reverses it and slides under Hardy's legs. Moore tries a hurricanrana, but Hardy stops it and turns it into a hard powerbomb that flips under onto his knees in a daze. Hardy then grabs Moore by the mohawk and back up to his feet, sets him up, and hits the Twist of Fate! Hardy then says it's over, as he butterflies Moore's arms, wraps his legs around him, and makes him tap out in the painful looking submission. I think Hardy's message has been heard loud and clear and the fans can appreciate it. (00:13:01)

SFW CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE
BEST OF THREE FALLS MATCH

"The Japanese Buzzsaw" Yoshihiro Tajiri vs. Rey Misterio, Jr. (c)

RESULTS: This match starts out with a bit of a feeling out process, with these two using some armbars and stuff to try and psyche out the other man. No such luck, so they go into some lucha libre spots, with monkey flips and stuff. Yeah, that gets the fans interested in this pretty intense battle. Rey goes to the well one too many times with the flippy stuff and Tajiri turns it into a backdrop driver on him seemingly out of nowhere. Tajiri begins to blister Rey with some kicks and chops, but Rey answers back with some kicks of his own and a quick hurricanrana. Tajiri rolls to the outside after that and Rey runs and flips a flipping suicida onto him. Rey sets a chair up in the corner of the guardrail, runs up it and hits a moonsault press off the rail onto Tajiri. Back in the ring, Tajiri gets a near fall on Rey after ducking a springboard twisting clothesline and hitting a handspring elbow and German suplex. Rey gets the first pinfall of the match after dodging the tree of woe dropkick to the face and hitting a twisting flying hurricanrana into a pin. Tajiri got the next fall by reversing the top rope frankensteiner by pushing Rey off, sending him face first onto the mat. Rey got up to his knees, so Tajiri flew off the middle turnbuckle with a dropkick to Rey's face and getting the pin. Rey attempted the 619 at one point, but Tajiri blocked it with his arms and set rey up under the top and above the middle rope and tried to kick a field goal with Rey's fuckin' head! Rey was able to reverse the Tarantula by mule kicking Tajiri in the face and straddling him over the top rope. He then went to the top turnbuckle and hit a legdrop to the back of Tajiri's head, sending him flipping to the floor! Back inside, Rey hit a hurricanrana on Tajiri, but Tajiri bridged his way out of a pin and kicked Rey in the back of the head. He then attempted a brainbuster, but Rey flipped and landed on his feet, jumped onto Tajiri's shoulders and twisted him into another hurricanrana, this one being good enough to get the three count! That move won him the belt and it was good enough to put Tajiri away in this hard faught battle. (00:17:23)

EXHIBITION MATCH

"The King of Old School" Steve Corino vs. Masato Tanaka

RESULTS: Corino seemed to be trying to psyche himself up for this match, smacking himself and hopping around, while Masato Tanaka stood calm with an intense look in his eye that told the story of a man on the brink of killing somebody. And that's just what happened. Corino started off with chops and kicks, trying to tear down Tanaka, but Tanaka answered back with a pair of clotheslines, an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, and quite a few stomps to the head that sent Corino to the outside. Tanaka then flew to the outside a suicida and elbowed Corino right in the face, sending him hard into the guardrail! Corino tried to call for a time out, screaming "Konichiwa!" but Tanaka stomped him across the face. Corino was able to catch Tanaka with a lowblow and bashed a chair over his head. Then he proceeded to reletlesslt beat Tanaka with the chair in the back and arm. Corino tried to suplex Tanaka onto the concrete, but Tanaka floated over and German suplexed Corino! Tanaka then grabbed a chair of his own and used it to bloody Corino, and bad. Tanaka set up the chair on the floor and flew off the apron and caught Corino with a Tornado DDT onto it, busting him open even further. Corino refused to quit, however, raking Tanaka's eyes and sending him hard into the turnpost. He then picked him up and piledrove him onto the concrete! Back in the ring, Corino was able to hit Tanaka with the Northern Lights Bomb, but Tanaka wouldn't stay down for the count. Tanaka faugt back with a running elbow, headed up top and caught Corino with a missile dropkick. He went up top again and hit a flying splash, but Corino wouldn't stay down. Tanaka hit another German suplex, but Corino wouldn't stay down. Bloody, Corino wildly swung at Tanaka, but Tanaka easily dodged it and Corino fell to the ground. Tanaka stalked him and hit the Roaring Elbow, nearly flipping the "King of Old School". Corino just wouldn't stay down. Tanaka whipped Corino into the corner, called for the end, and hit the Diamond Dust! He made the cover, hooked the leg, and Corino kicked out! Corino, on his knees, put up his fists limply and made motions like he wanted to fight, but Tanaka kicked him across the face and sent him back down. Tanaka picked up Corino, shoved him into the corner and began to relentlessly bashed him in the head with about 5 or 6 elbows, but rearing back and hitting a running, Roaring Elbow! Corino flopped onto the mat and Charles Robinson checked him. Robinson called for the bell, there was no reason for this to go on. (00:16:10)

POST MATCH: Tanaka emotionlessly walked back to the lockerroom, trying to whipe the blood off of his upper body. Paramedics rushed to the ring to try and help the sickeningly bloody Corino back to the ring. He is literally unconscious at this point, a combonation of blood loss and the hard blows to the head. The fans can't believe the match that they just saw.

TAG TEAM MATCH

The Rock & Tommy Dreamer vs. Randy Orton & Justin Credible

RESULTS: Orton was humbled by the Rock at the last show, as was Credible by Dreamer, and they were out for a little revenge tonight. Francine injured herself at that show after being freightened by Dreamer, so Credible was going to try and defend her honor. Rock started this thing off against Credible, and Credible actually took the fight to him a bit, until he made the mistake of taunting the crowd after a series of suplexes and Rock kipped up and hit a big time DDT. Rock tagged out to Dreamer and Dreamer gladly went after Credible with punches and clotheslines. Credible ducked out of the ring to try and escape Dreamer, but Rock caught him with a spinebuster on the floor. Orton dropkicked the back of Dreamer's head and sent him flying to the floor. Orton went to the top rope and hit a frog style crossbody plancha to the outside onto everybody. As everyone was getting up, Rock grabbed a chair and smacked Orton in the back of the head with it. Rock turned and Credible caught him with a superkick to the chair! Dreamer lowblowed Credible and tossed him into the ring. Dreamer crushed Credible with a Spicolli Driver, but only got a two count on the cover. Dreamer attempted the Tommy-Hawk on Credible, but Credible landed on his feet and hit a Russian Legsweep. On the floor, Rock and Orton were going at it and Orton hit Rock with a gutwrench suplex onto a trashcan! Orton and Credible then double teamed Dreamer for a little bit, until Rock headed back into the ring with the bent trashcan. This was around the time Orton was trying for an RKO on Dreamer, but Dreamer turned it into the DDT position. Rock threw the trashcan at Credible, who was trying to go after Dreamer, and Credible fell right into the DDT position as well! Dreamer proceeded to hit the double DDT! Rock then locked on the Sharpshooter to Orton as Dreamer was making the cover to Credible. Before Nick Patrick could count to three, out ran Garrison Cade and Frankie Kazarian, who attacked Dreamer and The Rock. Patrick called for the bell before being kicked out of the ring by Kazarian. (00:12:21)

POST MATCH: Kazarian and Cade were trying to help up Orton and Credible while still putting the boots to Dreamer and Rock, when suddenly the lights dimmed and the opening lines to "Enter Sandman" began to play! Everyone was on their feet as out came the Sandman!

Through the crowd, Sandman smoked his cigarette and drank his beers as Kazarian, Orton, Cade, and esspecially Credible looked on in shock. Before Sandman even made his way to the ring completely, Rock and Dreamer were back on the attack and doing a pretty good job. Sandman just put the icing on the cake, smacking each and every one of those sorry sons of bitches with his cane before sending them high tailing to the back. Sandman, Rock, and Dreamer all had a beer in celebration as the fans cheered "Sandman! Sandman! Sandman!" and "SFW! SFW! SFW!" loud and proud.

SFW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE
EXHIBITION MATCH

"The Crimson Rider" Seven w/ The Sinister Minister vs. "The Whole F'N Show" Rob Van Dam

RESULTS: We weren't able to get a word with either camp tonight. The time for talk was over and it all came down to this. The most important match in SFW history right here, right now. Seven went charging at RVD headstrong, but Van Dam ducked the clothesline and used a couple of swift kicks to slow down the big man and send him into the corner. RVD tried his monkey flip, but Seven shoved him off hard onto the back of his neck and caught him with a running boot when he got back up, flipping him right onto his face. Seven took control with his power, using backbreakers and throws to ground him a bit. Seven then used a whip and tried to catch RVD with a clothesline, but Rob rolled under it, pounced onto the middle rope and then hit a back heel kick to take Seven off of his feet! Van Dam then hit another spinning heel kick to send Seven to the floor. Van Dam hopped over the top rope and hit a picture perfect Asai moonsault, smashing Seven into the guardrail and Van Dam was sent into the crowd. Van Dam attempted to roundhouse kick Seven over the rail, but Seven caught his leg and headbutted him. Seven crotched Van Dam on the rail and then grabbed a chair. He set up the chair, ran, climbed up it and caught Van Dam with a big time clothesline, sending him down to the floor on the crowd's side. Seven wasted a little time taunting before trying to climb over the rail to further attack Van Dam. Van Dam, though, hopped to his feet and kicked Seven before he could get completely over, crotching the big man. Van Dam took a chair from a fan and threw it right at Seven's face, dazzing him for a moment. Van Dam took the chair, hopped over the rail and climbed onto the apron. He then tossed the chair at Seven, who caught it, and flew off the apron with a modified Van Daminator, sending Seven flipping to the floor on the crowd's side! "RVD! RVD! RVD!" could be heard through out the arena. Van Dam rolled into the ring, hopped up to the top rope, and taunted to the fans who chanted "R! V! D!" before Van Dam launched himself into the air, did a front flip, and flew right into the crowd onto Seven with the Air Van Dam that got the fans into an even bigger frenzy! RVD and Seven then made their way back to the ring. Van Dam attempted to hit the Rolling Thunder on Seven, but Seven dodged it. He then used a tilt-to-whirl and caught Van Dam right into the Demon Bomb! This got a close two count. Seven then pointed to the outside for The Sinister Minister to set up a table. The Minister did as he was told and Seven got RVD up into the crucifix position. He began to sprint, but RVD wiggled free. Seven, suprised, was kicked in the head and sent over the top and rolled right onto the table! Van Dam grabbed the top rope and slingshotted himself over it and legdropped Seven right through the table on the outside! Van Dam rolled Seven back into the ring and headed up to the rop rope. As he was about to hit Seven with the Five Star Frogsplash, the Sinister Minister headed up to the apron and smacked the ropes, crotching RVD on the top turnbuckle! The fans booed and hissed as the Minister went under the apron and grabbed Seven another table and slid it into the ring. The Minister held RVD's leg while Seven set up the table near the corner. Seven went up top and tried to do something to Van Dam, but Van Dam was able to kick his leg free and shoved Seven backwards and through the table! The Minister grabbed Van Dam's leg again when out ran Sabu! Sabu picked up a chair on his way to the ring and threw it at the Minister, smashing it on the back of his head and sending the pudgy Minister rolling to the floor, where Sabu proceeded to beat the crap out of him. Van Dam got up top, jumped, and hit a big time Five Star Frogsplash onto Seven's prone body and proceeded to hook the leg for the three count! We have a new SFW Heavyweight Champion! (00:21:03)

POST MATCH: The fans chant "SFW! SFW! SFW!" as Rob Van Dam is handed his new, shiney Heavyweight title by Court Bauer. RVD and Sabu continue to celebrate in the middle of the ring, two guys who started out in this business together and have stood by one another through their whole careers. RVD feels now he is finally once again at the top of one of the top promotions in the world and he and Sabu are in the crowd with the fans, who appreciate everything they have done and are ready to support SFW untill they become the number one promotion in the world and then all the way after that. Thank you everybody.