Located in Arcadia, Florida
in the Arcadia National Guard Armory
March 24th, 2006 at 7:00 PM
479 Fans in Attendence

SEGMENT

BACKSTAGE: Dreamer is backstage biting his lip, pacing back and forth. He says he can't believe how naive he was last week... he can't believe he let Credible and that fuckin' two timing whore Francine get one over on him. But he says that tonight, Credible will know all too well what it means to live by the sword and die by the sword. He says tonight, the ring will be sorrounded by Singapore cains and he says if he has it his way, Credible won't be walking out of Arcadia without a cain sticking out of his ass.

EXHIBITION MATCH

"Prince of Punk" Shannon Moore vs. Nova

RESULTS: The fans knew this would be a unique contest, but only one fan knew how unique this match would be. These two had some lightning quick technical exchanges before Moore used a spinkick to send Nova to the floor. Moore attempted a twisting pescado, but Nova moved out of the way and let him eat the floor. That is when a fan in the crowd suddenly got Nova's attention and threw him something... straight from Toys'R'Us... Nova flipped the switch on the side and it lit up and started to hum. It was a LIGHT SABER! Shannon Moore saw this and looked on, about to laugh, but then he turned very serious as Nova turned to him and tried to, um, chop off his head with the toy light saber... Moore rolled under it and then same fan tossed him a red one as opposed to Nova's blue one! We had ourselves a legit light saber battle! The two sabers clashed and made realistic sounds and sort of bent akwardly as Moore hopped around and Nova charged frantically. George Lucas is gonna sue somebody... In the ring, still with the sabers, Moore ran up the turnbuckles, twisted and flipped right over Nova into a roll. Nova rolled under a wild swing from Moore, but then Moore used the handle and smashed Nova in the face with it! The two let go of the "sabers" and got serious again. Moore tried to whip Nova, but Nova reversed. Nova ran after him, but Moore hopped the top rope and then put a shoulder to Nova. He then springboarded and hit the Mooregasm to get the victory! (00:07:39)

POST MATCH: Before Moore can exit the ring, in runs Matt Hardy with a chair! He smashes Moore right between the eyes with the steel chair before he picks him back up and drops him with the Twist of Fate! Hardy then takes the mic and says he's tired of being overlooked and underrated. He says the guys he trained like Moore and Helms and his brother are getting all the credit these days while everyone has conveniently forgotten about Matt Hardy... well he says the business is going to get a serious Mattitude adjustment and it's starting right here in SFW with the so-called "Prince of Punk"... more like punk ass bitch, Hardy proclaims. He says he hopes that didn't hurt him too bad, as he's looking forward to handing Moore another ass kicking when SFW gets back to Orlando.

SEGMENT

BACKSTAGE: Vampiro is backstage hanging upside down by his ankles, trying to mentally prepare for his match with Rob Van Dam. Into the room walks the Sinister Minister and Seven ever so menacingly. Vampiro crunches and unhooks himself and questions them for disrupting him. The Minister points out that they have in interest in alligning themselves with Vampiro and would like to see him in the final against Seven. Vampiro says bullshit, but he's not very convincing. Minister says if he doesn't trust them, then at least let them help him make it to the finals before making his decision. Vampiro says he must be pretty afraid of Van Dam or something, but he says not at all. He says not at all. He says Seven will be winning the title regardless of who wins the match, but he'd rather elevate a ally to the grand stage than face an enemy... Vampiro says they can do as they wish, but he will be seeing someone in the finals, even if it's not Seven.

SIX MAN TAG TEAM MATCH

Konnan, Rey Misterio Jr., and Mr. Aguila vs.

Yoshihiro Tajiri, Taka Michinoku, and Minoru Fujita

RESULTS: This match had lucha libre rules with no disqualifications. Konnan and Tajiri were the captains tonight. The match went at a fun lightning speed, because as soon as a wrestler was thrown out of the ring, another one would enter and usually those wrestlers thrown out would toss a different weapon into the ring. Multiple trashcans, chairs, tables, and a ladder were put into play. The first person to be pinned was Taka Michinoku after Konnan wheel barrow suplexed him onto a ladder. Tajiri got the first actual point for his team after he pinned Konnan after Taka and Minoru held a chair up to Konnan's face while he was kneeling and Tajiri dropkicked it. The luchadores then got their first point after Tajiri was pinned by Rey Misterio's hurricanrana ontop of a ladder. Fujita used a twisting senton bomb off the top of a ladder ontop of Aguila to get a pinfall for his group. Misterio then went of a tear, reversing a Michinoku superplex attempt into a sort of twisting frankensteiner through a table in which Aguila made the pin, and then he got near falls on both Tajiri and Fujita with quick hurricanranas, but Tajiri kicked buzzsaw kicked him in the back of the head to make the save for Fujita, who seemed doomed. The end of the match came out of nowhere when Tajiri clipped Konnan with a quick enzuguri and then hit a standing moonsault to get the last point for his team after a hellacious battle that had the fans cheering "Fucking Awesome!" in the end and giving them all a great ovation. (00:26:49)

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

Chris Kanyon vs. Jerry Lynn vs. Crowbar

RESULTS: Crowbar was making a pretty high profile debut by SFW standards, as he was set up against two guys who were knocked out of the heavyweight title tournament last week. Crowbar was overly aggressive in the beginning, however, and fell right into a discus lariat from Kanyon. Such innovations like Crowbar reversing a whip by trying a Northern Lights suplex, only to have Jerry Lynn dropkick Kanyon and turn it into a DDT were not uncommon in this match, as these men were out to put on a great show for the crowd. There was also a point in the match where Kanyon had Crowbar laid across an angled table on the outside and was going to do something off the apron, but Jerry Lynn hit a springboard dropkick off the adjacent ropes and sent Kanyon flying backwards and smashed Crowbar right through the table. Lynn then tried a suicide dive onto them, but both men scattered and all Jerry got was wood and metal for his troubles. The end of the match came when Kanyon was trying a superplex on Crowbar, but Crowbar pushed him off, so Lynn ran up and tried it but Crowbar pushed him off as well, but Lynn twisted and tried to catch Kanyon with his Tornado DDT, only to have Kanyon hit himself with a Rydeen Bomb. As he went for the pin, Crowbar flew off the top with sort of a sideways legdrop onto Kanyon and got the major upset in his debut. (00:13:05)

SEGMENT

RINGSIDE: "Do You Smell What The Rock Is Cookin'?" is heard over the loud speaker as the fans begin to boo madly at the entrance way, then the booes get louder as the self proclaimed "People's Champion", The Rock, makes his way to the ring with a smirk and an eyebrow risen. He takes the people's microphone and says that FINALLY... THE ROCK HAS COME BACK--- Um, actually, where the hell is The Rock? What is this town's name? Ah, hell, it doesn't matter what it's name is! The Rock came here with one objective in mind and that is to layeth the smacketh down Randy Orton's blue chipper pansy ass. The Rock says that he and Orton have a little history. Match makers over there in NoCal decided they had so much in common and hell, teamed them up together. Yeah, well, you see how that went. Unfortunately for Randy Orton, it's not going to end well. The Rock believes that Randy Orton thinks he's something special... thinks he's some sort of "Legend Killer"... as far as The Rock can see, this Randy Orton is just some jabronie with a spikey little haircut and all the wrestling talent of 5 pounds of monkey droppings in a 10 pound bag. The Rock has news for this little whiskerbiscuit and it's not good. The Rock says...

The Rock gets cutoff by a little Motorhead. Out walks Randy Orton with a microphone in hand and a look of disapproval on his face. Randy smuggly proclaims that 1998 called and they want their hasbeen back. He says that the Rock has the balls to mock his wrestling talent, when the best moves in the Rock's arsenal were just unleashed on the way down the ramp... Randy proceeds to raise an eyebrow very exaggeratedly and then says the only thing worse than that damn eyebrow is the Rock's knock off pleather vest... Woah, woah, woah... hold it jack, this is a $500 vest. Randy says he got ripped off, and the Rock says he has a little story about getting ripped off that Randy will find very helpful. He says the story starts with Randy Orton walking down Know Your Role boulevard, much like he is now. He says the story takes a little twist as Randy hangs that right at Jabronie drive. He says the climax of the story comes as The Rock proceeds to check Randy Orton into the world famous Smack Down Hotel, where he'll find not a mint of his pillow, but a size 13 boot. The Rock will then proceed to take that boot, shine it up like only the Rock can before turning that some bitch sideways and ripping it off in Randy Orton's roo-dy-poo candy ass! If ya sme-llllllll... woah, woah, woah this aint sing-a-long with the Rock... if ya smellllll what The Rock. Is. Cookin'.

And as for the longest segment in SFW history, that's a wrap with the fans actually cheering for Rock as Orton leaves in a bit of embarrassment.

SFW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS
TAG TEAM MATCH

Julio Dinero & EZ Money (c) vs. Cassidy Riley & Mikey Whipwreck

RESULTS: This match was better than many expected it would be, as Dinero and Cassidy started with off with a great stand off, as both men blocked punches, kicks, elbows, and blocked other moves, neither able to get an advantage. Cassidy finally one upped Dinero by catching a superkick and spinning him into a German suplex for a very short two count. EZ Money stormed in at one point and knocked both Cassidy and Mikey out of the ring with fiery clotheslines and dropkicks, but when Dinero and Money tried stereo suicidas, Cassidy and Mikey countered them with stereo chairshots to the head as they were flying through the ropes! Needless to say, that changed the momentum quite a bit. Evetually things got even more hardcore as tables and ladders got into the mix. Dinero and Money used these best, however, when they put both Cassidy and Mikey onto two paralell tables and bridged a ladder between them before springboarding with a double legdrop to the ladder and smashing them through the tables! Despite that devastating move, Cassidy and Mikey actually came close to winning twice afterward. The first time was when Mikey wheelbarrowed Money and Cassidy hit the Evenflow DDT, but Dinero broke it up with a hard chairshot. The next time came when Cassidy and Mikey hit sort of a alley oop/flying whippersnapper from the middle turnbuckle type move on Dinero that Money barely broke up the pin on. Dinero and Money finished it off with one of the most deadly tag team finishers I've ever seen. Dinero got Riley up into a Widow's Peak and Money flew off the top with a dropkick/double stompish move to Cassidy's chest as he was going to the mat, nearly snapping his spine in half. The fans gave that an appropriate "Holy Shit!" chant to that as Money made the winning pinfall. (00:12:56)

SEGMENT

BACKSTAGE: Rob Van Dam is backstage with a smirk on his face, knowing how close he is to the ultimate prize in SFW. He says that he is sitting back watching guys like Randy Orton bitch and moan about not getting what they deserve and he's hearing guys talk about stealing his spot in the mainevent, but he says, he doesn't sweat any of that. He says he's beaten the odds many of times before, and he doesn't care if it's the Sinister Minister or the devil himself trying to keep him down tonight... they all forget one important fact... and that is his name is Rob Van Dam, and this is South Florida Wrestling... which means he's the "Whole Fucking Show"... and the show must go on wether they like it or not.

EXHIBITION MATCH

"The People's Champion" The Rock vs. "The Legend Killer" Randy Orton

RESULTS: The Rock was sporting athletic pants and a Brauma Bull t-shirt while Orton was wearing black jeans and an "rKo" t-shirt, setting the mood for this match not as simply some "exhibition", but perhaps it would be more of a street fight. Oh, and it was. The Rock started the match off well enough with snapping right hands, but Orton was able to dodge a clothesline and catch him with a hard forearm to the back of the head. Orton took sound advantage, using a suplex and few elbowdrops before going out and grabbing a chair to inflict some punishment on the "Great One". The Rock took one chairshot to the back, but when Orton tried to hit in the head with it, The Rock caught it and threw it back in his face. He then proceeded to deliver a hard Samoan Drop on the steel, sending Randy Orton whimpering to the floor as he grabbed his back. Rock tried a baseball slide, but Orton dodged it and clotheslined him into the guardrail. Orton then winds up and tries to clothesline him over the rail, but Rock ducks it and lets him fly over the rail. Rock gets under the apron and grabs a trashcan before hopping into the crowd after him. Rock smacks him in the back and head with the trashcan a few times before suplexing Orton onto the concrete floor. Rock tried to take him back into the ring, but Orton lowblowed him and tossed him face first into the turnpost. Orton went under the ring and grabbed a crutch. He tried to hit Rock with it, but Rock ducked and grabbed the crutch and began to choke the life out of Orton with it. He then let him go and broke the crutch over Orton's ribs with a powerful swing. Rock then reached under the ring and pulled out a table in which he shoved into the ring before rolling back in. Rock grabbed Orton by the hair and pulled him in as well. The two scrapped around until Orton caught Rock out of nowhere with a dropkick. Orton set the table up, but that gave the Rock time to kip up and begin to stalk him. Rock nearly caught Orton into the Rock Bottom, but Orton elbowed him and went for an RKO. Rock reversed that into a spinebuster and then locked on the Sharpshooter! Orton must of been watching some Bret Hart matches before this, as he used sort of a roll out counter to the move and locked Rock into an STF! Rock grabbed the chair that was still in the ring and desperately swung it backwards at Orton's head and used the chair legs to break the grueling submission. Rock tried to hit Orton with the chair again, but Orton ducked it and kicked him, setting up the chair and nailing the Overdrive right onto it! Orton hooked the leg hard but only a two count! Orton was amazed, but he called for the end and reset the table in a better position. He then smacked the Rock with the chair one more time in the back and then picked him up and set him on the top turnbuckle. The fans looked on in amazement as Orton grabbed Rock under the chin and was looking for the RKO... but Rock elbowed and punshed and grabbed Orton by the hair. He has him in position! ROCK BOTTOM OFF THE TOP THROUGH A TABLE! We hear a huge "Holy Shit!" chant at the pure impact those two got off the top. Rock leaned back and hooked the leg as Charles Robinson counted 1, 2, 3! We have a winner! "Rocky! Rocky! Rocky!" chants fill the air until out run Frankie Kazarian and Garrison Cade! (00:16:27)

POST MATCH: Kazarian and Cade put a beatdown on Rock as Randy Orton begins to get back to his senses. Cade helps up Orton and pats him on the back, realizing what kind of battle he was just put through. Orton looks at the fallen Rock and just shakes his head. Orton takes and mic and says that he should've realized this was more than just another match. Realized that it was about more than some old tag team. This is about natural selection in the wrestling business. Systematically ridding this business of fossils like the Rock and Foley and all of those other so called "legends" who step aside and let evolution run its course. He says that he has recruited two individuals who see this and are willing to fight the fight and erradicate pieces of shit such as the Rock from rings not only in SFW, but around the globe. He says that tonight, Rock proved to be the better man. But next time, the wounds will have healed and he will have learned and next time things will be different and evolution will be running it's course once more.

SFW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE TOURNAMENT
EXHIBITION MATCH

Vampiro vs. "The Whole F'N Show" Rob Van Dam

RESULTS: Two different lifestyles and philosophies are going into this match, but the styles of these two world class competitors meshed exceptionally well. This started out with a hard grapple and these two took it to the mat longer than anyone expected them to chain wrestle. They then did a spot where they kept trying to hit each other with moves like spinning legdrops and stuff, but each man kept avoiding it until they were in a stand off. This turned into a kicking match, as both are known for their powerful kicks. Vampiro kept egging Van Dam on, while Van Dam was becoming visibly angrier, until Van Dam jumped and evaded a Vampiro kick and caught him with a spinkick to the face that sent him to the floor! Van Dam followed that up with a front flip suicida that got the crowd into a frenzy of cheers. Van Dam roundhouse kicked Vampiro into the guardrail, hopped up on the apron and flew backwards with a kick. He then hopped back up on the apron and tried an Asai moonsault, but Vampiro grabbed a chair and tossed it at him in mid move which sent Van Dam tumbling over the rope and hard onto the mat. Vampiro took the chair and hit a springboard chair assisted legdrop to get a two count on Van Dam. Vampiro picked up Van Dam and tried a spinning backchop, but Van Dam ducked and tried a backdrop, but Vampiro landed on his feet and hit Van Dam with a hard running reverse Rydeen bomb onto the chair! Van Dam once again kicked out of the pin attempt. Vampiro signalled for the end as he attempted the Nail in the Coffin onto the chair, but Van Dam slid off his back and nailed him with a German suplex for a two count. Van Dam ran off the ropes and hit a cartwheel moonsault, but once again got a two on the pin. Van Dam monky flipped Vampiro and set the chair on his chest, but out walked the Sinister Minister from the back, which Van Dam didn't notice and most of the fans didn't who were more occupied with the match. Van Dam ran off the ropes and was going for the Rolling Thunder, but instead we got the thunder of booes as the Minister tripped up Van Dam. Van Dam didn't miss a beat as he spun around, ran, and dropkicked the Minister right through the ropes! Van Dam slid back into the ring quick but out came "The Crimson Rider" Seven with a chair of his own. Vampiro and Van Dam were in an exchanged of forearms when in ran Seven and tried to take off Van Dam's head with a chairshot, but RVD ducked and caught him with a Van Daminator when he turned. Vampiro caught him with a Yakuza kick, however, and then set him into his Uranage Suplex finisher! Nick Patrick began to count the 1, 2, but no 3! Van Dam got the shoulder up as the fans cheered. Vampiro then pointed at the top rope. Vampiro tried to come off with his spinning wheel kick, but Van Dam rolled out of the way. Van Dam hopped up top and then flew backwards with a sidekick that caught Vampiro right in the chin! He then jumped up on the opposite turnbuckles and the familiar thumb gesture signalled off a "ROB! VAN! DAM!" chant before he came off with a picture perfect Five Star Frogsplash! Patrick then made the official three count as "RVD!" chants filled the arena. The "Whole F'N Show" Indeed! The Minister and Seven fled backstage shaking their heads in shame. (00:15:19)

SINGAPORE DEATHMATCH

"Hardcore Icon" Justin Credible w/ Francine vs. "Innovator of Violence" Tommy Dreamer

RESULTS: This match was the epitome of "not pretty", as Singapore cains peppered the rings and nobody was going to be holding these two back from trying to completely annihilate one another. Dreamer started off this match dominate in a shocking turn of events, as I don't think Credible had a shred of offense in the first 4 or 5 minutes of this contest. He finally turned the tide by stabbing a cain into the ribs of Dreamer as he was wielding back to hit him again, and then hit Dreamer with a bulldog on the concrete floor. Credible then proceeded to become the innovator, as he set Dreamer against a turnpost, placed a Singapore cain against his throat, and then put it behind both knee caps and pushed the bottom turnbuckle with his arms to choke the life out of Dreamer... Dreamer used all his might to move himself forward and smashed Credible's jewels on the turnpost! Credible would eventually take the match back into his hands by catching Dreamer with a superkick as he tried a flying cain shot. It wasn't enough for the three however. Credible slapped his leg and called for one more, then tried to whip Dreamer off the ropes. Dreamer, however, reversed it at the last possible moment with all of his force, sending Credible flipping over the top akwardly... and when he flipped, his arms got caught on the top rope and his back hit the middle rope and he was caught in the ropes facing a very happy, sadistic Tommy Dreamer! Charles Robinson tried to stop Dreamer, but Dreamer pushed him away. Francince tried to free Credible, but Dreamer threatened her with the cain, which sent her flying off the apron in the fear and she landed hard on the floor. Dreamer then pointed at Credible with the cain as he struggled to escape, getting the fans into a cheering frenzy, before winding up and cracking him with the hardest Singapore cain shot I've ever seen! The fans were in ah as he wound up and cracked him again... and then began to stomp as he got all the way on the other wide of the ring and got a running start and whacked him the third and final time, which was the new hardest shot I'd ever seen! Credible was left limp, bloody, and hanging by his arms in the ropes as Dreamer struck a pose and the fans chanted "SFW! SFW! SFW!" Nick Patrick called for the bell, the match ending by default. (00:10:11)

SFW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE TOURNAMENT
TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

Masato Tanaka vs. "The Crimson Rider" Seven w/ Sinister Minister vs. "Homicidal, Sucidial, Genocidal" Sabu

RESULTS: Still fresh in their minds, the fans chanted "Knocked The Fuck Out!" at Sinister Minister and Seven after Van Dam pretty well put them in their place earlier in the evening. Minister spit into the crowd but ran away as a bigger fan attempted to grab him over the rail. The match started out with Sabu and Tanaka acting as though they were going to attack each other and running at each other, but instead of colliding, they ran right past each other and then double teamed Seven with dueling basement dropkicks to send him down the mat. Sabu and Tanaka then took turns legdropping/elbowdropping Seven for about 15 seconds before dragging him by his feet out of the ring with impressive team work. On the outside, Sabu stomps Seven as Masato grabs some chairs. Masato tosses Sabu a chair and Sabu flies off the apron with a chair assisted legdrop, followed by a chair assisted elbowdrop off the apron by Tanaka. The Minister is arguing with Charles Robinson about letting them do that to Seven, but he just turns his back on him. Back in the ring, Sabu and Tanaka go through a short feeling out process before getting into a high paced brawl which saw Sabu frantically trying to turn his body into a weapon and Tanaka trying to counter with suplexs, kicks, and other strikes. At one point Seven tried to get back into the ring, but both Sabu and Tanaka did a baseball slide and sent him flying into the guardrail. Seven would finally get back into the ring after Tanaka and Sabu were both down after a superplex from Tanaka to Sabu. Seven and Tanaka faught it out for about a minute, ending after Seven delivered a hard powerslam. Sabu took Seven off his feet with a springboard backelbow, but Seven put him down pretty hard with a tilt-to-whirl Demon Bomb a couple of minutes later. It became a slug out to see who could get finish the others first, with Tanaka nearly pinning Seven after a flying chairshot and a chair assisted roaring elbow and Sabu using a moonsault press on Tanaka, but Sinister Minister had a lot to do with Seven's success. The Minister set up a table on the outside and when Tanaka tried the Diamond Dust on Seven, Seven blocked it and got him up into the crucifix position before throwing him through the table from the ring with a runinng Crucifix! "Holy Shit!" indeed. Sabu got Seven down with a hurricanrana, but two Arabian facebusters wouldn't be enough to put the monster down. Sabu went to the top rope to try maybe a flying legdrop but the Minister shook the ropes and Sabu was crotched on the top. Seven set a chair close to the turnbuckles, went up top, and Demon Bombed Sabu off the top right onto the chair! That was enough to get him the victory and the advance... Seven then pointed at Minister and Minister went under the ring looking for something. (00:15:13)

POST MATCH: Seven was preparing to do to Sabu what he did to Masato earlier with the Crucifix, but before he could throw Sabu through the table, out ran Rob Van Dam with a chair in hand! Seven dropped Sabu and egged Van Dam into the ring. Seven swung wildly with a clothesline, but RVD easily ducked it and through the chair at the back of Seven's head and kicked him to the outside and he fell ontop of the table! RVD was about to jump and put him through the table, but the Minister pulled him off in time and Van Dam caught himself before going through the table. An "RVD!" chant rang through the National Guard Armory as Van Dam helped Sabu up and the anticipation builds towards Seven vs. Van Dam for the Heavyweight title at the next show!