Located
in Orlando, Florida
in the Orlando Recreation Center
March 10th, 2006 at 7:00 PM
780 Fans in Attendence
SEGMENT
BACKSTAGE: "The Crimson Rider" Seven and the Sinister Minister confront Mick Foley in the locker room area and demand to know who Seven will be facing tonight and they also know about this little SFW Heavyweight title tournament and want the match to be part of it. Foley says that the brackets for the tournament have already been set and Seven didn't make the cut for the original lineup, but perhaps he could do something for him. Foley says that tonight, if Seven can defeat Lash LeRoux and Danny Doring at the same time, he'll get his spot in the tournament. The Sinister Minister tells Foley to say a prayer for LeRoux and Doring, because the blood is now on his hands.
EXHIBITION MATCH
"Half Man, Half Lizard" Delirious vs. "The Big Sleazy" Josh Abercrombie
RESULTS: Josh Abercrombie just became the most disturbing member of the SFW roster. With his porn star mustache and a huge tube sock bulging in his crotch, he gets in the camera and says "I'm Ron Jeremy's worst nightmare" while doing a pelvic grind. This was a great comedy match, as Delirious was very lizard like, prowling and catching "flies" with his tounge while Abercrombie did his porn star schtick. These two mixed the sort of comedic timing with a good workrate and some fast action, Delirious almost pinning Abercrombie with a twisting legdrop quebrada at one point in the match. Delirious pulled on Abercrombie's mustache late in the match, and though the fans got a laugh, Abercrombie yelped then kicked him between the legs. He followed that up with a neckbreaker and pelvis grind then went up to the top rope and measured Delirious up. Delirious got back to his feet and Abercrombie flew off the top with his new finishing move, The Golden Shower (basically a flying flipping crotch press), and sat on Delrious' chest and hooked his leg to get the pinfall. (00:09:37)
HANDICAP MATCH
"The Crimson Rider" Seven w/ Sinister Minister vs. Lash LeRoux & Danny Doring
RESULTS: Many expected the monsterous Seven to pretty much run through his opponents tonight, but it turned out that Danny Doring and Lash LeRoux were well aware of the "The Crimon Rider" and his abilities and worked over his legs and lower back for most of the match. They tried to utilize a hit and run offensive flury, but Doring made the mistake of going to the top rope, where Minister got up on the apron and shook the top rope, crotching him on the top. LeRoux threatened the Minister and turned to see Seven run at him and boot him in the face. Seven then picked him up and crushed him with the Demon Bomb. Seven walked over to the corner where Danny Doring was trying to get off the top turnbuckle, but Seven grabbed him by the throat and lifted him up, only to drop him crotch first on the turnbuckle again. He then flipped him forward and right into the Crucifix position, where he ran and slammed him hard with the Crucifix to get the victory and take a spot in the SFW Heavyweight title tournament. (00:11:10)
FOUR CORNERS MATCH
David Young vs. Matt Martel vs. Taiyo Kea vs. Nova
RESULTS: This was a phenomenal contest between four world class athletes. Matt Martel and Taiyo Kea were making their SFW debuts and made names for themselves pretty quickly with this matchup. Martel was playing the heel of this match and was very crafty and innovative, while Taiyo Kea was a straight forward badass with a stiff arsenal of kicks and suplexs. Matt Martel tried to eliminate David Young with his Overdrive finisher, but Nova pulled him off of Young's prone body and hooked him into curb stomp position, plowing him face first into the mat a good four times. David Young ended up being eliminated anyway, after Kea took out Nova and Martel and dropped him with the Hawaiian Smasher. Martel was the next one to go after Nova drilled him with the Spin Doctor. Taiyo Kea was almost eliminated with the Nova-cain, but he kicked out and caught Nova with the Surfing Suplex and then hit him with a reverse version of the Hawaiian Smasher he calls the H50 for the victory. (00:16:49)
SEGMENT
BACKSTAGE: Tommy Dreamer is backstage walking through a hall wrapping his fists when Francine walks up and sort of playfully asks him about how he's feeling about his match tonight. Dreamer pretty much tells her to go away. Francine says that she misses him and says that she realizes she needs to be with a real man. A man like Tommy Dreamer. Not some lowlife flavor of the week. Dreamer thinks about it for a moment and says he could use a little moral support out there... and maybe a little "hardcore" warm up. Francine laughs and says somethings never change, as she leads Tommy to her locker room.
TAG TEAM MATCH
Josh Daniels & Quiet Storm vs. Jeremy Lopez & Tony Mamaluke
RESULTS: This was a great technical wrestling display, with Josh Daniels continuing to impress the Florida audience with his his drive and fiery offensive tactics. Lopez and Mamaluke were on point tonight with their grounded submission offense and tactful defense, but Daniels and Storm refused to give up and kept driving at the Malenko students hard and fast with blazing chops, suplexs, and double team manuevers. In the end, Quiet Storm made a blind tag to Daniels as he was being whipped off the ropes and caught Lopez with a springboar dropkick. He then caught Mamaluke with a rough looking Head & Arm Suplex. Daniels came off the top onto Lopez with his Swandive Headbutt and Quiet Storm pinned him for the victory. (00:13:02)
SEGMENT
RESULTS: Francine leads Dreamer into her dressing room and the two begin to make out. They go at it for a good ten to fifteen seconds before Justin Credible rushes out of the closet and begins to bash Dreamer with his Singapore cain as he has Francine mounted on the couch. Francine is laughing as Dreamer is taking shot after shot with the Cain from Credible. She then tells Credible to back off and steps on Dreamer's crotch, proclaiming that "Somethings really do never change" before spitting on him and leaving him for dead.
SFW
HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE TOURNAMENT
EXHIBITION MATCH
"Homicidal, Suicidal, Genocidal" Sabu vs. Konnan
RESULTS: The last time we saw Sabu, he lost a hard faught battle to one of Konnan's best friends, Rey Misterio Jr. Sabu has had time to lick his wounds and he and Konnan put on a great back and forth hardcore battle. These two did a lot of damage in the ring and at ringside, pummelling each other with his chairs and coming up with different ways to use the chairs, before going through the crowd and fighting on the bleachers. Konnan caught a running Sabu with a hard trash can shot and took him back to the arena. Konnan pulled out two tables and set one up. He tried to powerbomb Sabu through the table, but Sabu punched his way out and jumped into the crowd. He grabbed a chair, hit Konnan with it which sent him back and onto the table. He then jumped off the guard rail and hit a chair assisted legdrop that put Konnan through the table! Later on, Sabu set Konnan onto another table and tried basically the same trick, but Konnan rolled off and Sabu just jumped over him. Konnan then caught Sabu into a tilt-to-whirl and simply slammed him right through the wood! Konnan locked Sabu into the Tequila Sunrise, but Sabu pulled out a sharp object and jabbed Konnan a couple of times in the arm with it and made him relinquish the hold. Konnan tried to hit his Face Buster on a chair, but Sabu broke away and used a pulling piledriver on the chair, followed by the Arabian Facebuster to get the pinfall! The fans gave these two a great reception after the match. (00:18:22)
SFW
HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE TOURNAMENT
EXHIBITION MATCH
Chris Kanyon vs. Vampiro
RESULTS: Chris Kanyon suffered a tough loss to Bobby Roode last week thanks to a pair of brass knuckes and he was hoping to change his fortune a bit with a win here tonight over the eccentric and charismatic Vampiro. These two had a very Japanese style feeling out process where they traded holds for a good 3 or 4 minutes and Kanyon proved to be a little better on the mat in this exchange. Vampiro then took the advantage by opening up a can of whoop ass by way of roundhouse kicks to the chest and head. Vampiro tried to use a savate kick to send Kanyon out of the ring, but Kanyon ducked and Vampiro's leg got over the top rope. Kanyon kicked out his other leg and stomped him out of the ring with a lot of intensity. Kanyon flung himself over the top and took out Vampiro with a pescado. Vampiro then played pretty aggressively, smashing Kanyon's throat with a chair and then using a running fash wash style kick that sent Kanyon's head hard into the guardrail. He then put a chair over his face and roundhouse kicked it, smashing it into his face and bouncing his head off the guardrail. After that brutal onslaught that busted open a gash over Kanyon's eye, Kanyon pretty much made a desperate comeback with a barrage of clotheslines and dropkicks. He hit Vampiro with a reverse sitdown powerbomb and a New Jersey Jam legdrop, but he couldn't put away the Thunder Bay bad boy tonight. Kanyon tried a version of the Flatliner, but Vampiro elbowed his way out, caught him with a spinkick to the gut, a yakuza kick, and then a hard Uranage Suplex to end this hard faught battle. (00:14:11)
SFW
HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE TOURNAMENT
EXHIBITION MATCH
Jerry Lynn vs. Masato Tanaka
RESULTS: This match had a lot to live up to after the last two matches in the tournament and it delivered. The match started off with a breif period of chain wrestling, followed up by a chop battle. Masato used a wicked chop that got the fans WHOOING very loud, but Jerry just got up in his face and simply said "Is that all you got?" Tanaka blasted him in the face with a hard elbow that knocked him back, but Lynn hit a quick dropkick to his leg that the Japanese mad man to mat. Tanaka pulled himself back up on the ropes but Lynn ran and clothesline him over the top rope. Lynn tried to hit Tanaka with a suicida on the outside, but Tanaka dodged it and made him fly into the guardrail. Tanaka then flew off the apron and crushed him with a flying chairshot. Tanaka threw a couple more chairs into the ring and rolled Lynn back into the ring. They then trade some high impact manuevers, whiched included a Tanaka spear and brainbuster combo and Lynn hitting a hurricanrana and German suplex. Tanaka tried to hit a roaring elbow while Lynn was holding a chair, but Lynn ducked it and hit Tanaka in the head with the chair. Tanaka yelled and told Lynn to hit him again. Lynn wound up and did so, knocking Tanaka off his feet, then when he got back up, threw the chair at him and then dropkicked into his face. He only got a two count on the pin attempt. Tanaka used a hard lariat and flying splash and got a two count. He set a chair up and tried to Tornado DDT Lynn onto it, but Lynn cut him off and Northern Lights suplexed him into the turnbuckles. Lynn then picked him up and went for the same move, executing the Tanaka trademark Tornado DDT onto the chair but only got a two count on the pin again, amazing the fans. Lynn attempted the Cradle Piledriver on the chair, but Tanaka blocked it and slammed him onto the chair instead with the Alabama Slam. Tanaka yelled again, holding his elbow into the air, and nearly decapitated Lynn with his Roaring Elbow attack. Lynn used the momentum to roll backwards and onto his knees in a daze. Tanaka coaxed him back up and attempted the Roaring Elbow again, but Lynn ducked and caught him with his Swinging DDT. Both men were down, but they were up before the ten count finished. Lynn tried to hit Tanaka with the chair again, but Tanaka caught the shot, and smashed it back into Lynn's face, which sent Lynn back into the turnbuckles. Tanaka ran, twisted, and jumped, hitting a Roaring Elbow that smashed Lynn into the buckles. Tanaka, exhausted, signalled for the end and got up on the middle turnbuckle. He then grabbed Lynn, flipped, and crushed him with his deadly Diamond Dust finishing move. That was all she wrote. The fans chanted "That Was Awesome!" as Lynn and Tanaka shook hands and we moved on with the show. (00:17:29)
SEGMENT
BACKSTAGE: Rob Van Dam pointed out that Randy Orton had some choice words for him on "Droz and Friends". He said that he found it pretty funny. Pretty funny that Randy Orton can say, with a straight face, that he is the only reason that this company is on the rise and that Rob Van Dam is nothing but some sort of sideshow. He says Randy Orton can talk about his three generations and all that shit and how you can't make excuses in this business. He says that'll make his win tonight that much better and says Randy Orton had better remember those words when he's on the other end of all that "flippy showboating" offense. He says Randy Orton can talk about his initials and his little RKO, but he says he got the story kind of wrong, dude. You see, RKO and the end do have a lot in common. He says R.K.O., Randy Keith Orton, is about to meet the end of the road to his championship belt... and he can go ahead and thank R.V.D. for that. He says he's not going to be just another notch in the belt of Orton... not just another side show... he's going to be the "Whole Fucking Show"... the end.
SFW
CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE
TRIPLE THREAT MATCH
Yoshihiro Tajiri vs. Rey Misterio Jr. (c) vs. Little Guido
RESULTS: Tajiri got the loudest reaction of the three as he sprayed his green mist and walked menacingly around the ring. The match strarted with a three man knuckle lock. Misterio did a black flip and tried to catch his challengers with a double clothesline, but they both ducked it and caught him with a double Japanese armdrag. Tajiri and Guido whipped Misterio off the ropes and Tajiri caught him with a back kick to the gut and Guido ran off the ropes and kicked him hard in the side of the head, causing him to barrel roll. They weren't playing team mates for long, as they know the first man to get the pin is going to be dubbed the champion, so Tajiri went at Guido firing chops and kicks, but Guido picked his spot and locked Tajiri into a Fujiwara armbar. Not a sound strategy, as submission holds just plain suck in Triple Threat Matches. Misterio broke that up and caught Guido with a Satellite Bulldog. Misterio pretty much owned with hurricanranas and armdrags for a couple minutes, until Tajiri caught him with his handspring elbow. Guido got the first near fall of the match when he flew off the buckles with the Sicilian Slice and got a two count of Misterio. Tajiri sprayed Guido witht he green mist and hit him with a hard hanging brainbuster to pretty much take him out of the match, so it was down to Tajiri and Misterio. Misterio tried to set Tajiri up for a 619, but Tajiri ducked it, kicked him, and locked him up into the Tarantula! Tajiri went for a springboard spinkick on Misterio, but Rey Rey ducked it. Rey hit a fast hurricanrana on Tajiri and rolled him up, but Guido broke up the count. Guido attempted his Arriverdicci finisher on Misterio, but Rey held the ropes and Guido slammed hard on the mat. Tajiri caught Guido with a quick Buzzsaw kick, but didn't realize Misterio was on the apron. Misterio springboarded and caught Tajiri with another hurricanrana and this one was good enough to get him the victory! (00:12:44)
TAG TEAM GRUDGE MATCH
Tommy Dreamer & Diamond Dallas Page vs.
Raven & Justin Credible w/ Francine
RESULTS: Dreamer was favoring his ribs, but wanted to get a piece of Justin Credible first and foremost. DDP told him to stay cool and he started the match off against Credible. This match was a great brawl, as each man on each team really disliked, or even hated, one another and the passion showed through. DDP and Credible went back and forth, but Raven caught DDP with a knee to the back on an Irish whip and Raven and Credible double teamed him for a few minutes, but Page caught Raven with a swinging neckbreaker and tagged in the red hot Dreamer. Dreamer ran in and put down his old nemesis Raven with running punches and kicks, following it up with a big time powerslam, showing he wasn't going to back down. He pointed at Credible and told him to get his ass into the ring right now. Credible debated it and Francine tried to tell him not to get sucked into it, but Credible jumped in and we had a fist fight into the middle of the ring. Dreamer was winning it until Credible kicked him in his wounded ribs and then hit a hard suplex. Credible then took a chair and repeatedly bashed it into the ribs of Dreamer until DDP had seen enough and blind sided him with a clothesline. All hell broke loose at that point, as Raven ran into the ring with a pizza cutter and slashed DDP's forehead and began to beat him down in the corner. Raven attempted the Evenflow DDT on DDP, but Dreamer lowblowed Raven and DDP made him feel the BANG curtiousy of a Diamond Cutter! DDP was about to get the pinfall for his team, but Francine slid into the ring and cracked him hard in the back of the head with the Singapore cain. She talked some shit until she felt her hair being pulled... Dreamer has her set up! Dreamer DDT'd that bitch right onto a chair and the fans chanted "SFW! SFW! SFW!" as Dreamer posed... Oh, but Credible caught him in the ribs once again with the Singapore cain, and then hit him in the back of the head with it. Credible scooped him up and drilled him onto the chair with the That's Incredible tombstone. That was all she wrote as the fans littered the ring with trash. Credible, Francine, and Raven made their way to the back like fiends, the fans verbally abusing them all the way to the back. EMTs came out and tried to help Dreamer to the back, but he shoved them away and he and DDP hobbled back on their own will power. (00:12:31)
SFW
HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE TOURNAMENT
EXHIBITION MATCH
"Whole F'N Show" Rob Van Dam vs. "The Legend Killer" Randy Orton
RESULTS: The atmosphere for this watch was very thick, as the booed Orton loudly and chanted "Rob Van Dam!" mercilessly, which seemed to boost both men's egos in a way, as Orton thrives on hatred as much as RVD thrives on fan support. Orton over powered Van Dam in the early going, unleashing some very hard punches and forearm shots that got the fans kind of down, but they erupted when Van Dam caught Orton with a spinkick, then another, and then a bulldog. RVD grounded Orton with an armlock, but Orton faught back, only to take a superkick from Van Dam and standing moonsault! RVD went for the quick cover and only got a short two count. Van Dam whipped Orton and dove to the ground. Orton hopped over him, stopped, and then hit a HIGH dropkick to the mouth of Van Dam that sent him flying to the outside. Orton tried a baseball slide, but Van Dam dodged it and kicked him in the stomach. Van Dam hopped up on the apron, kicked him in the face, then hit a great looking Asai moonsault. Van Dam grabbed a chair and smashed Orton in the head with it and set him up on the guardrail. RVD was looking for his wheelkick to the back, but simply jumped off the apron when Orton shoved himself back into the ground to evade it. Orton grabbed a chair and threw it into Van Dam's face. He then suplexed him over the rail and into the crowd, right on the concrete floor! Orton threw Vam Dam back onto the floor, but he couldn't get him back into the ring as Van Dam faught back and threw him head first into the rail. He smashed him with a chair and tossed him back into the crowd.Van Dam tossed a chair at Randy, hopped on the rail, and hit a modified Van Daminator! "RVD!" chants erupted again. Van Dam hoped back over the rail and slid into the ring. He posed for a moment, went up top, and flew through the air and into the crowd with his trademark front flip... AIR VAN DAM! The whole place exploded. Back in the ring, Randy took the advantage back and nearly won the match with a wheelbarrow suplex and flying body press, but Van Dam would not be silenced. Orton tried the RKO, but Van Dam shoved him off, kicked him, and then hit a double underhook suplex onto a chair! He ran off the ropes and crushed Orton with the Rolling Thunder, but it wasn't enough to put away the "Legend Killer". Orton ducked a spinkick from Van Dam and used a modified backbreaker to take him down. Orton then was able to hit a jumping piledriver that saw Van Dam's head bounce off the mat with amazing height. The fans were silenced until Van Dam's shoulder shrugged just barely beating Nick Patrick's count. Randy attempted the RKO one more time, but Van Dam rolled out of the way, grabbed a chair and tried a Van Daminator, but Orton swung the chair at him and caught him in midair. Orton looked out to the fans and slapped the chair, signalling for one more, but Van Dam quickly pounced to his feet and unleashed a wicked Van Daminator out of nowhere! The fans were stomping and cheering as Van Dam brought himself up to his feet and scaled the ropes... "ROB! VAN! DAM!" they cheered as he gave the signal and flew off the top with the Five Star Frogsplash! He hung onto Orton's tights on impact make sure he didn't fly off of him and made the cover. The fans counted as Patrick's hands hit the mat three times. RVD celebrated for a good two minutes, going out into the crowd and slapping hands with a good majority of the people as Orton lay in the ring in a fetal position, his hands over his face in disbelief of the loss. (00:20:02)