| Joey and Phoebe Quotes |
| Joey: None of you get to look in my great big hand-shaped mansion. Except uh, you Pheebs. You can live in the thumb. Phoebe: Hey! Maybe you'll die. Joey: Sure, now I'm scared. Phoebe: No, we can go together! Just don't wait too long, ok? Cos I'm out of here sometime before Friday. Joey: Yeah, but I don't wanna die! Phoebe: No-no, it'll be fun! We can come back and we can haunt these guys! Joey (regarding Phoebe driving home from Vegas with him): It'll be great. We-we could talk, and play games! Huh? This could be a chance to like renew our friendship. Phoebe: Are you asking me to have a Frienassance? Joey: Sure? Phoebe: All right. Although I don't think we need one, I never stopped loving you. Joey: So, Ross and Rachel get married, Monica and Chandler almost got married, do you think you and I should hook up? Phoebe: Oh we do, but not just yet. Phoebe (to Joey): But then we ditch those two and that's when we get married. We'll have Chandler's money and Rachel's kids and getting custody will be easy because of Rachel's drinking problem. Joey (for Phoebe when she's pregnant): Well, suppose until the baby's born I lay off of it. No extra animals would die, you - you'd just be eating my animals. Phoebe: Joey, I can't believe you'd do that for me. Joey: I met this cute brides maid. She is so.... Phoebe: I don't want to hear about her! Joey: Ahh, Pheebs, you know you're still my number one girl. Joey: I'm saying I see a difference. Chandler: They're twins! Joey: I don't care. Phoebe's Phoebe. Ursula's ... hot! Phoebe (comforting Joey): I really believe big things are going to happen to you. I do. And you've just got to keep thinking about the day some kids going to run up and tell his friends "I got the part! I got the part! I'm going to be Joey Tribbiani's ass!" Joey: You think it would be ok if I asked your sister out? Phoebe: Why - why would you do that? Why? Joey: So that if we went out on a date, she'd be there. Phoebe: Well, I'm not my sister's, you know, whatever. And um, it's true we were one egg once but, um, we've grown apart. Phoebe (pretending to be Ursula): Ok, yeah, so it's not gong to work. Joey: Why? Is it because I'm friends with Phoebe? Phoebe: If it was, would you stop hanging out with her? Joey: No. No I, I could do that. Phoebe: Um, then yes, 'cause of Phoebe. So, you know, it's either her or me. Joey: Then, uh, then I'm sorry. Phoebe: You know, you're going to be really, really hard to get over. Joey: I know. I don't know whether it's just 'cause we're breaking up or what but you never looked more beautiful. Phoebe: Really? THEY KISS! Joey: Pheebs? Phoebe: Yeah. Phoebe: All right, I'll do it, I kissed him before, I can do it again. Joey: You see this, this is a friend. Phoebe: Uh-huh, lets go. (they move in to kiss) Oh wait, I have gum (removes gum) Ok (THEY KISS passionately). Good, very good, firm, but tender. I'd recommend you to a friend. Joey: They want me to be totally naked in the movie. Monica: Wow! Joey: I know! My grandmother's gonna see this. Phoebe: Grandma's gonna have to get in line. |