Top Ten Signs You're Obsessed With Steven Tyler
10. You listen to "Crazy" just to hear Steven say "Come 'ere baby..."
9. You think Steven's pants aren't see-through enough.
8. You say "Snap crackle pop" and he appears with all his clothes taken off.
7. You find a magazine with only one picture of Steven in it and you buy it anyways.
6. Your bedroom is a shrine to Steven and you pray to him as your god.
5. People threaten you with death if you say the name Steven one more time.
4. Every year your birthday and Christmas wish is Steven wrapped in a bow.
3. You look through the phone book to find your name together with Steven.
2. You find someone named Tallarico and call them up just to tell them you love their name.
1. You look inside a Cracker Jack box hoping to find Steven as your prize.
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