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Top Ten Signs You're Obsessed With Steven Tyler |
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10. You listen to "Crazy" just to hear Steven say "Come 'ere baby..." |
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9. You think Steven's pants aren't see-through enough. |
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8. You say "Snap crackle pop" and he appears with all his clothes taken off. |
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7. You find a magazine with only one picture of Steven in it and you buy it anyways. |
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6. Your bedroom is a shrine to Steven and you pray to him as your god. |
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5. People threaten you with death if you say the name Steven one more time. |
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4. Every year your birthday and Christmas wish is Steven wrapped in a bow. |
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3. You look through the phone book to find your name together with Steven. |
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2. You find someone named Tallarico and call them up just to tell them you love their name. |
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1. You look inside a Cracker Jack box hoping to find Steven as your prize. |
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