My Love Affair
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| Many people won't believe the secret I'm about to reveal here. But that's fine, I know it's true, and people who know me personally know it's true. My lover and I agreed it's about time we get our affair out into the open. It may cause his career to fall. Fans may lose respect for him, seeing as he's in the process of leaving his wife and children for a younger woman, after cheating on his wife. I brought these factors up in our discussion, but my lover was adamant in his decision. It was really difficult to keep this passionate love affair under wraps, but somehow, even with all the rumors circulating about other stars' love lives, we kept our secret. So take a deep breath, keep an open mind, and read on. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| It all started in 1999, when I bought tickets to a concert. Little did I know, the night of April 13, 1999 would change my life forever. It was an Aerosmith concert, and by the day of I was (pardon the pun) PUMPed. The concert rocked! Before the encore started, my friend came up to me with a backstage pass that his dad (a roadie) had given him to give me. At the time, the details were fuzzy. It turns out that a band member had spotted me in the audience and requested that a backstage pass be sent out to me. Since my friend's dad was a roadie, they sent his son out to give it to me, since we knew each other. Confusing yes, but still with me? Ok. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| After the encore I plowed backstage. The roadies somehow knew me, and one of them escorted me right back to a dressing room! My mind was racing, wondering what was happening. It was surreal! My eyes popped out of my head when Joe Perry opened the door and wisked me inside. He told me how he had spotted me dancing in the crowd and had to have me. I, of course, gave in. (Hey! Can you blame me?!) We talked for awhile, and he played some songs for me upon request. He's really a sweet man, underneath the "ultra-cool" exterior he puts on in public. It was an incredible experience to be with him. Steven Tyler chatted me up as I got ready to go later on, hitting on me and everything. Apparently everyone thinks Joe is too whipped to fool around. Steven wanted me for himself, even bribing me with a Set List. I took the autograph anyway. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Since then, we've been together every chance he can slip away from his wife. As unbelievable as all this may seem, I DO have proof. These are pictures taken in the span of two years that Joe Perry and I have been together. Many of the pictures were taken by me. I was in most the others, but had to be cut out for privacy issues. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Joe loves writing songs for me. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Joe didn't want to face the wrath of meeting my father. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Joe playing me a love song he wrote. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| According to Joe, I tell the funniest knock-knock jokes. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Just a snapshot before heading on stage. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Joe liked being a tease while we were on Spring Break in Hawaii. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Joe reads the sweet poem I wrote him for Valentine's Day. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Joe and I like to get kinky in the shower, this little game where I shave his armpits. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I guess the April Fool's joke I played on Joe about being pregnant was a little mean... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| There was a brief period where Joe and I weren't getting along. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| He didn't like the idea of seeing other people. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| So now you know! It's obvious that Joe Perry and I are together, and happily so! I hope we have your best wishes as we start our new lives as a couple. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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