Top Ten Signs You're Too Big Of An Aerosmith Fan
10. You have Tom's height marked on your door.
9. You have a big problem when people do this: Arrowsmith
8. You know what ALL of these mean: F.I.N.E. ~ S.O.M.F. ~  E.M.H.O. ~ B.A.A.I.V. ~ S.O.S. ~ F.U.B.A.R ~ W.K.L.A.Y.O.
7. You have to explain how you broke your guitar by playing it on your back.
6. Your wardrobe consists of leather, leopard, and lace.
5. You get offended by the "No Dream On" sign in the music store.
4. You dream about asking Steven: "So, Steven. Boxers, briefs, or..."
3. You have 4 of everything: 1 unopened, 1 usable, 1 to trade, and 1 because you love it so much.
2. You get really giddy when you're in the Elevator.
1. Mick Jagger? What's that? A soft drink?
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