Limericks - by Joe Clune

There once was a man from Vicksburg
Who would never give a good dirge.
	He went to a wake,
	He couldn't forsake,
So he said "The man was a splurge!"

There once was a cat in Japan 
that never once licked clean it's pan.
	It's owner went mad,
	and the cat felt sad,
Now it eats as much as it can.