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Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping on the Job

"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
"This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time-management course you sent me to."

"I was working smarter -- not harder."

"Whew! I musta left the top off the Liquid Paper."

"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on our mission statement!"

"This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people."

"I'm in the management training program."

"This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!"

"Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem!"

"Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."

"It worked well for Reagan, didn't it?"

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