This was a small interview with Joel.

First time I was made fun off
I went to a pool party when I was in the sixth grade, and there was this girl, Kelly, I thought was fine. I had a little potbelly back then- hey, I was just well fed. Anyway, I took off my shirt and started walking to the pool as Kelly was getting out. Everything was in slow motion like you see on TV. Then she looked at me, and I was like, "Hi, Kelly." She said, "Ewww, Joel, you're fat!" Everybody started laughing. I've been traumatized by it for the rest of my life. Thank you, Kelly.

First album I bought
I got Paula Abdul's Forever Your Girl when I was in the fifth grade because I had a crush on her. The first real record I bought was Nirvana's Nevermind when I was 14.

First time I cried
When my mom dropped me off at school my first day of Kindergarden.

First time I got dumped
I was 17, and I liked this girl for a really long time. She finally broke up with her boyfriend and went out with me. About two months later, she got back with her ex. I think she was just using me to get him jealous.

My first kiss
Like with tongue and stuff? 16. I was really nervous, but I'd been waiting to make out with someone. One day, this girl just went for it - sticking her tongue down my throat! It was kind of traumitzing. I thought kissing was supposed to feel good, but it didn't. I never called her after that.