"That's Trevor, our sound guy. He's got a nice...ass."

"This is where the engineer, sits here, and says... `Do it again, it sucked!`"

"Today we're going to be singing the worst day ever... because ah my vocal chords have been having the worst day ever."

"Don't listen to him, he's had a little bit too much to drink."

"San Franciscooo" *Yes Pierre! Yes! Come here! Mwa hahahah*

Pat - "When you say you were signed individually basically you didn't know each other before this band."
Pierre - "No, we were, actually manufactured, as many fans say."
Pat - "And -- haha, and the friendship, its all fake."
Pierre - "Oh yeah, I don't like those guys, like, no.. no."
Pat - "And I'm.."
Pierre - "I wouldn't hang out with them if I wasn't in here..."
Pat - "... And on a personal note I have to say that you know what, if I wasn't paid, I certainly wouldn't be hanging out with you guys."

"So Tonight we're going out, were going into town baby, were going to Tokyo."

(Juggling fruit in hands)"Well this is a good workout!"

"Well I got to do my hair its a .. pretty complicated process, I got to wet them, then I got to let them dry in their natural state and then I apply, the ah.. the ah.. sperm."

"Hello my name is Pierre and I play the vocal chords."

"I like blue... blue"

"I think I have SARS.. I have this really bad cough" (Blows a kazoo)

"Simple Plan was actually a movie.. there was a movie called 'A Simple Plan' we were clever, and we took out the 'A' because, you know we're canadian we don't need another 'Eh.' It had nothing to do with the movie it was just a good band name."

"The name simple plan... why, why simple plan why not.. doofus?"