"You can only start a boy band if you kill one of the other ones already out there."

"I played baseball, I was actually pretty good, the coach didn't think so, but I was."

"Yes, I am pimpin' this coat, thank you very much..."

(When asked how touring has changed their lives) "I think you could say that we know more about the world, and we are now experts on the care and feeding of stinky, smelly socks."

(Singing Seasons) "Walking all along the...grass, ya told me...ah y'all I forgot the words..."

"I'm kinda disappointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was."

"People think that I'm a really outgoing person because of how I am on stage. But I'm not. I'm really shy."

"You were the one who gave me those boxers? I wondered where they came from, I wear those! Although I'm not a big fan of flannel, it gets a little hot down there, if you know what I mean..."

"He's like a little brother to us all.We like to pick on him,all of us you know." (Joel talking about Billy)

Joel: My name is Joel. This is Benji, my brother.
Benji: I hate you.

Benji: (introducing Lifestyles video) I feel like such an asshole for introducing our video.
Joel: Benji, you are an asshole.

Joel: *doesn't know he's on camera* Dude!!! shut up!

Joel: Heyyy...I can't think of a better place to be than hanging out on a college campus listening to tunes and watching rock vid--
Benji: Tunes!?!?!
Joel: yeah, you know, like songs from Default.
Benji: We never use the word 'tunes'!!! Rule number 4!
Joel: ...ok....

Joel: Welcome to All Things Rock, I'm Joel.
Benji: And I'm Benji...
Joel: yeah...unfortunately....

Benji: I like dark videos. I got Frankenstein on my shirt.
Joel: *confused because Benji is random*

Joel: I really love Dashboard, if you don't have the cd you should really check it out.
Benji: Joel listens to it and just cries, and sobs.....tears of heartbreak.

Benji: Satan has a sister?
Joel: Shut up Benji

"Don't grope girls 'cause that's just disrespectful. There are no rules but if you disrespect the ladies you jacked."

"Every once in a while there will be that girl with the armpit hair. Its like 'Damm, girl! Shave that!' "

"When we fight, it's not about things you think we'd fight about, like music. It's about like, I'll wear Joel's socks and he'll be like, 'Dude... dude... I told you not to wear my socks, dude... You know I like my socks... Benji... Dude, oh are those my boxers, too? Dude ooh.. Ohh do you have to go there? Dude... dude!' And then we're, like, in the studio in this really important part of the song and I'll be like 'What do you think we should do?''I don't care.. are those my boxers? DUDE!" - Benji (on fighting with Joel)