BOYS...''
THE BEATLES ON THE SATELLITE OF LOVE?
a misting from the walrus was crow!
CROW: Hey,Joel-man, far out! Are you a fellow Daydream Tripper?
SERVO: "Man, he's takin' that Last Train to Penny Lane!"
JOEL:"What are you guys *TALKING* about?"
SERVO:"Feel his bad vibes, Davey!"
CROW:"He's giving off zero karma, Peter! Right, Gypsy Ringo?"
GYPSY: "I'M A BELIEVER!!"
JOEL: "Wait a minute,I think you guys have mixed up the Beatles with that other loveable, but less popular and innovative group, the Monkees!"
CROW: "But we watched that commercial you gave us!"
JOEL: "Oh NO! that Pizza Hut commercial with the Monkees and Ringo! I've got some 'splaining to do!"
COMMERCIAL SIGN IN 5 SECONDS...
JOEL: "We'd better go before they try to meld "She Loves You" and "Head". We'll be right back."
SERVO: "Here we come,It's been a hard day's night, we get the grooviest looks..."
COMMERCIAL SIGN NOW
DR. FORRESTER: "Hello goodbye, Sgt. Pooper! Today's experiment is going to be a little different!"
JOEL:"You mean we're gonna watch an Adam Sandler movie?"
DR. FORRESTER: "No, even *I* wouldn't go that far. With the help of T.V.'s Frank--uh,wave, Frank--we're going to send you wing-nuts on a magical MISERY tour!"
SERVO: "We're making a home movie and airing it in a holiday, only to have it roundly panned by critics?"
DR.FORRESTER: (looks confused) "NO! With the help of the new Super-Umbillicon,I'm sending you cornjobs back to the fu-cha!"
FRANK: "Uh, Steve?"
DR. FORRESTER: (far away look...) "...to the past, I mean! Why, if this experiment is a success, maybe i'll finally be able to afford that head-stone for Larry...poor spider...anyway, Frank,flip the switch!"
FRANK: "The switch is flipped! Uh, Dr. Forrester? How are we gonna know if it worked? I mean, they're out in space and all..."
DR. FORRESTER: "Have patience,booby!"
CROW: "I don't FEEL different!"
JOEL: "Yeah,how are we supposed to know...."
GYPSY: "Somethings coming thru on the Hexfield viewscreen!"
(HEXFIELD OPENS, REVEALING THE BEATLES)
JOEL: "Hey you guys, it's the fab four!"
CROW: "You mean Clinton,Lewinsky, Jones and Flowers?"
JOEL: "No, It's The Beatles!"
BEATLES: "Hello,cobbers!"
JOEL: "Hey guys, we're havin a Beatles convention up here!"
JOHN: "Good on yer."
GEORGE:"Got any jam butties on the buffet?"
SERVO:"Wow! Hey, John, let me ask you: what *WAS* "I Am the Walrus" about anyway?"
JOHN:"Why, it was about Crow, of course"
JOEL: "Hey, wait a minute...you look like the Beatles circa 1964, so how would you know about a song not written until 1967?"
JOHN: "Nothing is real, Joel"
PAUL: "Yeah, you know, it's just a show, you should really just relax"
RINGO:"Well, sorry fellers, but we have to be going now. Mr. Epstein's booked us in Mexico"
GEORGE: "Yeah, bullfighters and such, you see."
JOEL: "Well, nice of you to stop by!"
BEATLES: "Bye! Goodnight! Very clean satellite, wasn't it?"
CROW: "Well, I guess they had to Get Back!"
JOEL: "Yeah."
CROW: "Maybe they needed some Help! I suppose they took a Ticket to Ride! They sure didn't take the last train...wait a minute..."
JOEL: "Never mind, the meter maids are calling"
DR. FORRESTER: "I had *HOPED* meeting Hermans Hermits Would break your spirits but Frank sent the way back machine the wrong way! Well, now you'll ALL pay!! Todays torture is a piece of 50's propaganda called "The Girl Can't Help It"!
JOEL: "Hey, isn't that where Jayne Mansfields boobs make everything explode?"
CROW: (quietly) "Exploding boobies?"
DR. FORRESTER: "*FRANK!!!* That's the last time I let you pick the experiment!
FRANK: (pantsed) OWWEEE OWWEE!!
DR. FORRESTER: "I hope you blue *WEENIES* have learned something! Until next time, ol' flat-top!"
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