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Yes, it's the second edition of JUMBLE!: The wild, the weird: The Web. I frankly had such a good time with the first one, I just had to complile this second one (which generally comes after the first). Frankly, I had so much fun with the first one, I was oddly led to produce Volume Two! Whether its any good or not, well, it's your call. Ready kids? Say it with me then: JUMBLE!! |
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Click above to see the first issue of JUMBLE! |
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OK. It doesnt surprise me that Viagra has promotional products (do they really NEED promotion?), but what DOES make me wonder...this promo, yours for the bidding on E-Bay, features a package of Viagra BAND-AIDS. Exactly what would be the use for these? I'm frankly afraid to ask, if you're using Viagra and then find yourself in need of a band-aid. |
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Some people have nothing better to do with their time than make fun of a felt puppet that brings smiles to kids. On the other hand, some people have nothing better to do than produce a new issue of Jumble, but there ya go. |
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Here in the 21st Century, we recall the 50's as an idyllic time. But if comic books are to be believed, it was nothing but sordid. But never fear, REX MORGAN, M.D. is on the case. Huh? Why is a doctor, decidedly NOT a cop, tracking down 'dope slaves'? And when was the last time you saw a battle between a wholesome, worried mom and Vinny the Rat, the drug pusher? And wheres dad? Exactly WHO let Vinny into the house? And how did this kid win those trophies all hopped up on..err...umm..hop? |
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Man, the worlds a weird place. The gentleman on your left feels just like Peter Pan, and looks like him too. He runs his life on the principles laid down by Pan the Man. Now, I know he means well and all, but really. He wants JUMBLE to take him seriously? On the other foot, his 'friend' on the right, Tink, we take all TOO seriously. Its perversely attractive, no? |
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Good lord, somebody went and remade "Reefer Madness"! Isn't it enough for Hollywood to have so many Patrick Swayze movies hanging around? And wait a minute...does this drug-addled fun fest REALLY star FABIAN? . At LEAST they could have used Dion. And I might add, according to the poster, that ONE JOINT did all the damage. Its why they call it 'wacky weed', kids. |
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Need I even mention you couldn't get away with this today? And how thats probably a GOOD thing? And precisley how is Willie Jackson 'Fast"? Is this another racial stereotype of the black athlete? Or is it yet ANOTHER stereotype, dealing with some sort of, umm...love thang? After all, a black girl and a white chick are commenting about him on his logo. And who decided the world needed a 'black Archie' in the late 60s? Or heck, knowing comics, this could be in the 80's for all I know. |
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Sad devotion, or weird fetish? I'm speaking of the multitude of websites dealing with the eternal question that faces man: Ginger or Mary Ann? Heres one site for ya I found less perverse than others. But here's the true test: TIME. Dawn Wells (who, I'm sure you know, played Mary Ann) is still a rather attractive woman at..heck, whatever age she is now. And Tina 'Ginger' Louise is, well, not pleasing to look at anymore. I know, I know, Tina supposedly dated Elvis (heck, who didn't?) but thats a bad jugement call from the King. Mary Ann could have baked him coconut pies, but this never happened, sadly. Both Tina and Dawn have their own websites, which are varying degrees of odd. But at least Dawn does good work for the handicapped. Winner: Mary Ann. Besides, don't you know, the wildest and kinkiest are always the quiet ones? Wait....thinking about my wife....OK, not always true, but you get it. |
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Ever hear the term 'don't give up your day job'? I'm hoping these guys didn't, even tho' they may have been the inspiration for the Bears "Chicago Shuffle". Eww... well, theres one more reason the All Sports Band was a wrong idea. Which one of these guys you think is the drummer? I'll bet its the race car driver. even tho' you'd think the boxer might be a more obvious 'skin pounder'. Read more about the worlds most pointless band here. |
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Yes, yes. This, uhh..DOES prove crime never pays, doesn't it? But the question is, doesn't pay for WHOM? The peeping tom? Or maybe SHE comitted the crime. And what, exactly, does the Blue Beetle have to do with this? And what kind of mirror is that? She clearly has a bra on from the mirror view, but her back appears strapless. Hmm. And I'm plenty curious what the story "The Vanishing Nude" is about. |
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And we close out this edition with another look at the bizzare past of Battlefield Earth star John Travolta. I can't imagine Johnny strung out on anything BUT sweet love, but the second song title ("Easy Evil"?!) has me a little worried about Americas Dianetics master. |
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See ya next time for more "JUMBLE!" |
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