Some contenders have been training for two years for what is known to be the next biggest race of your life...sacrifices have been made... lives have been shattered ...all for a shot at being involved in this dream. Victory would be the ultimate blessing, which would lead to overwhelming joyous anger, which will probably lead to the ultimate betterment.
Well listen here you little fucks. You think you're better than me? Well heres your chance to prove it! On June 11th of this year, 2006 years after Jesus Christ was born, a voice told me "if you organize it, they will come". That day a race was organized by me and my compatriots. We decided to set up a race of a lifetime that would separate the good from the bad, the better from the betterers and the loyal from the infidels. April 17nth will be judgment day, for you are invited to discover your soul. There will be 3 events; the 100meter dash at 10pm followed by the 800 meter race at 10:30pm and possibly a 200 meter race. Sign up and join the march, the march towards freedom, the march towards victory and the march towards the demolition of whores everywhere.
Money is ticking... so hurry up and sign up today, by contacting management
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