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| Dinner is a special time for Madison, she has been reading David Copperfield magician books and has tried some simple illusion tricks already. Here she is performing the floating Cheerio (notice the left hand) trick. Unable to say abbra cadabra, Madison hollars out " Ick baoughn ful fon goot essen (german for full of too much good food already) instead. Notice the slight of hand with her right hand and the speed of a true illusionist swiping a coin from her dads ear while he is on the phone. |
| If Madison's eyes get any bigger the FBI will register them as weapons. She already has the ability to make most people stop and stare as she sinks you into a coma stupor while she milks you for added attention and joy. |
| Madison has passed her first series of dance class. For extra credit she stands on her tippy toes for six hours a night while reciting the 1956 Farmers Almanic planting schedule for April through June and then singing the lyrics to Queens another one bites the dust. |