One day while Krillin was gone a tornado came by and picked up her house! she was napping at the time and when she woke up she was in a strange land. The people there were shorter than Krillin!
When she came out of her house they started praising her. "You have saved us from the evil witch!" one said. "We will give you anything you want."
18 was very confused. But they said they'd give here anything... "I want a divorce!" she said.
"Sure no problem. Just follow the yellow brick road!"
"OK thanks!" and Android #18 began her journey.
But the little guy stopped her. "Beware - there is a wicked witch out there who wants to destroy you."
"Why?" asked 18.
"Because you killed her sister. Your house landed on her."
"Ok I'll be careful - bye!" and 18 continued on her journey. 'Ha - a wicked witch' she thought. 'I could destroy her in a - WHAT THE...' She saw a strangely familiar face hanging from a lamp post.
Goku? "What happened to you?" she couldn't help laughing.
"Well, I was walking through my attic and I came upon some cheese that ChiChi had just left there in a corner. So I went to get it but the darned thing snapped shut on my hand! It hurt so I called 911 and the policemen were so busy laughing they didn't even notice when the tornado sucked up my house. And I never even got the cheese!"
18 almost died laughing. "You dork!" she yelled. "That was a mouse trap!"
"A mouse trap? What a waste of perfectly good cheese!"
Eventually 18 stopped laughing enough to untie him from the pole. "How'd you get up there?" she asked.
"Well when I got here the little men were so frieked at my hair they put me up here to scare away the birds and bugs." He made it sound like an honor.
"Well you must have worked cause I don't see any birds." muttered 18. "Hey, I'm going to see some wizard guy - wanna come? You could sure use a brain! Maybe he'll give you one!"
"A brain - is that food?!?" Kakarot asked hopefully.
"No - but it'll help you out a lot, trust me!" "Aw bummer! I'll go anyway though." So they continued on their journey down the yellow brick road.
Then 18 remembered the witch. "Oh and watch out - the puny men told me there's a wicked witch around here." Kakarot nearly passed out.
"A witch? -studder- Does she have needles?" He started shaking.
"Oh shut up!" 18 had to think of something. "Uh, no, but I bet she has food!"
Kakarot stopped shaking and started merrily skipping down the road. Just then they came upon a tin man.
18 kept walking but Kakarot stopped her. "Look at him. He has no way of defending himself. We must help him and show that we are good people." And Kakarot walked over to the tin man. "I know someone who can help you. There is a wizard and you can come with us to see him."
The tin man was so happy. "That would be great! Then I could ask for a heart, the one thing I've always wanted!" And it was settled. 18 muttered something under her breath and the three continued on their journey.
Kakarot was explaining everything to the tin man. "And there's a wicked witch - and she has food!"
The tin man just nodded.
"And don't worry, cause she doesn't have needles!"
18 ignored him and kept walking.
"And the wizard - he might give me a brain if I ask nicely. It isn't food, but 18 says it'll help a lot!"
Finally the tin man burst out laughing. But his laughter didn't last long. A huge castle appeared - home of the wicked witch.
18 and the tin man snuck behind a bush so they couldn't be seen, but Kakarot walked right up to the door and knocked. "What do you want?" said a voice from inside.
"I haven't eaten in an hour - do you have any food?" There was silence. Finally the door opened.
Kakarot stood shocked, then ran away, screaming bloody murder. There in the doorway stood Frieza.
18 started laughing. "What in the world is she?" She walked up to Frieza. "Looks like you took a bucket of purple nail polish and dumped it over your head!"
Kakarot tried to warn 18. "Watch out! -studder- he's really dangerous!"
18 almost fainted. "HE??? You're telling me that this purple and pink gayish lizzard is a HE???"
Frieza was furious. "Why you little-"
But 18 just laughed. "Watch out - you might break a nail!"
Frieza took a couple seconds, thought about it, and backed off, admiring his/her nails. Then he/she remembered that 18 killed his/her sister. He/she tried to attack but 18 just laughed.
"Sianara, Nail Polish Lady!" she said and dumped a huge bucket of nail polish remover (which happened to conviently be there) on Frieza.
Frieza screamed. "No - you don't know what you've done!" The purple on his/her coat started to fade. "I'm melting!" he/she cried.
Kakarot was mortified. "How could you do that to a poor helpless soul? That's wrong!" and he walked up to Frieza.
But being the cowardly coward he/she is, Frieza screamed and ran away.
Kakarot kept talking. "Frieza, you may have done some very bad deeds, (for example you killed millions of people, killed my best friend, blew up my home planet, blown up namek, tried to kill my son, and tried to kill me) but I know you can change. There is good in your heart. Come with us to the wizard, he might be able to restore your coat."
"Aw isn't that sweet" joked the tin man. "Somebody pass the tissues."
Despite desperate arguements by 18 and the tin man, Frieza was included on the journey.
"Aw great now we've included a gayish lizzard who could kill us at any second." muttered 18. "We'd better get to the wizard soon." And they did.
But when they walked in all they saw was a pile of ruins and an angry Vegeta. "Vegeta! How could you!" Kakarot yelled.
"I don't need your coaching Kakarot" Vegeta replied. "This wizard couldn't make me a Super Saiyan - he got what he deserved."
"Vegeta! That kind of violence is uncalled for!"
Anticipating a three hour lecture, Vegeta realized he had to do something ... and fast.
...and then Vegeta blew up the world
~for those of you like quitebecky4 who need verbal explanations, Frieza is the lion~
~for more information see Goku Sucks and Freeza Sucks~
authors note - I have nothing against krillin and 18 I think they are an awesome couple