~an alternative to the Frieza saga~
"Now," said Vegeta 'I will enter my shrine, never to come out again. Bye trunks, bye Bra, bye Bulma... I'll sure -cough- miss -cough- you cooking!"
At last he was free. But no matter how hard he tried to get the door open, he couldn't! "Here" said Trunks. "Let me try." Trunks pulled as hard as he could and slowly the door opened.
Suddenly a voice came out of nowhere. "Well well, what do we have here? A Saiyan without funky hair - how odd!" There was a zap. Bulma and Bra fainted on the spot. Vegeta gasped. Trunks's hair looked exactry like his dad's except it was - well, you know - purple.
Vegeta suddenly remembered his shrine and lunged at the open door. "Ha ha ha" said the door, and it slammed shut.
"Why you!" yelled Vegeta. "Let me in there now! It's my shrine! I am a prince, not a dirt clod!"
"Ha ha ha!" said the door. "You'll have to battle me first!"
"Fine then" said Vegeta. And he did a big bang attack that rattled the house. But when the dust cleared, the door stood untouched. "What?" Vegeta fumed. "Oh ha ha ha. You only got a taste of my powers! I am really a Super Saiyan! watch... ggrrooaann" Nothing happened.
"So Super Saiyan, huh?" laughed the door. "You are no match for me. I was only using 1% of my true power! Let's see... 50% - that's all I need to defeat you. GROAN! There, I have achieved 50% of my true power!" The door had transformed into a giant lizzard.
Vegeta still stood there, shocked that he wasn't a Super Saiyan. Then the door attacked. "Aaaaaah!" yelled Vegeta as he flew through the air. "Ooph!"
Then, out of nowhere came a familiar voice. Kakarot! "Vegeta, is that all you've got? Where's your earthling pride? This door destroyed your potential homeland! You must destroy him! Destroy him for the entire Anti-Bulma race! Destroy him, for you have the power within you!"
Vegeta didn't get it. "I'm not taking your stupid advice Kakarot" he thought to himself. Then he got an idea. He began ... "Kakarot, I don't know how to be an earthling. But I share in your disgust for this door. I willl do everything within my powers to bring him down!"
He turned to the door. "You might be a hundred times stronger then me Mr Door and you may have me down. But I am not about to give up now! And I will do what ever it takes, even if it destroys me, to finish you off once and for all ... I must win ... I will not let you beat me!"
"No, you lose!" screamed the door. And it attacked again. But Vegeta's little Kakarot imitation didn't work. "Oooph!" he yelled as he flew through the air.
Then he got another idea. When Kakarot raised both his arms up over his head a big ball of energy appeared. He raised both his arms above his head and stroined as hard as he could. It was working. He felt a great prescence above his head. He strained some more.
But his triumph was interrupted by the door's voice. "One question my unworthy opponant. What do you think you're doing? Watering your garden? An interesting way of spending your last few minutes before I annihilate you!"
"Huh?" said Vegeta. Then he saw it. There was a huge dark cloud hanging above his head! "Ha ha ha," laughed the door. "Nice one Vegeta!"
Then the rains came. A steady stream of water fell right on Vegeta's head!
"NNNOOO!" he yelled. "MY HAIR!!!" His hair was flat. "I will not let you get away with this!!!" yelled Vegeta. (remember this?) "I will NOT let you get AWAY with this!!!" And with that he turned Super Saiyan.
The SSJ Vegeta overpowered the door in every way. Realizing he was defeated, the door released a final attack.
"Ha ha!" it said, "Sometimes its the smarter, not the stronger one who wins!" It had created a huge ball of energy. "Now, SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR SHRINE!" And with that the door threw the ball of energy at the shrine. "NNNOOOO!!!!!" screamed Vegeta.
...and then Vegeta blew up the world