Frieza laid an egg
Sailor Moon's a big babboon
and Goku ate a chicken leg
oh...
sailor moon is on
i've only watched it twice
maybe i should watch
now wouldn't that be nice...
wwwaaa i don't understand
i shoula watched it from the start
the sailor scouts all look the same
i can't tell them apart
oh....
(chorus)
reboot is on
it doesn't deserve a stanza
i turned off the tv
i'm eating a banana
reboot smells
its very very odiferous
it needs to wear deoderant
now wouldn't that be spifferous
oh....
(chorus)
freiza laid an egg
and out popped a baby lizzard
frieza was suprised
and nothing rhymes with lizzard
the baby lizzard was hungry
but frieza didn't have any food
so the baby lizzard ate frieza all up
now that is just plain rude
oh...
(chorus)
crashing through the tv
duo's on the screen
waaaa that hurt
he's not there how mean!
guess who's show is on
trowa's hair is odd
gundam wing's on, bleh, and there
are thunderstorms in cape cod
oh...
(chorus)
tenchi is on next
seinor citizen's kicking *cough*
tenchi is so ugly
hes no cuter than a bass
this verse really sucks
i can't think of anything to write
so i'll just go upstairs and take
a nice long nap good night
oh...
(chorus)
batman's on next
it doesn't deserve a verse
it really really stinks
but reboot smells worse
why is it on toonami
its not even japanese
i've never watched it in my life
i'd rather eat a bowl of peas
oh...
Jingle Bells Batman Smells
Robin laid an egg
Batmobile lost a wheel
and Joker took ballet
oh...
Jingle Bells Reboot smells
Frieza laid an egg
Sailor Moon's a big babboon
and Goku ate a chicken leg
HEY!
(yea i know the toonami line-up has changed since i wrote this but oh well...)
