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One day Oolong was hungry, (nothing new right?) so he decided to make a bowl of soup. Not knowing what he was doing, he heated the can in the microwave. When he took it out it exploded sending all its radiation into the spoon. Oolong was still mourning the loss of his can of soup, when he noticed the spoon standing there looking at him like he was a big pig. "What are you looking at?" he asked. "I am to be reffered to as Lord Spooney, not 'hey you'" replied the spoon. "I am a superhero. On my home planet, Spooneyville, I almost saved the world from Devistation." Oolong was confused. "Who is Devistation?" asked Oolong. "You mean you don't know who Devastation is?" asked the spoon. "I will tell you! ... A long long time ago the planet Spooneyville was a peaceful planet. Everyone was kind to everyone and there was no war. But then one sad day evil struck. A big huge army of forks and knives came and attacked us. They outnumbered us in every way and there was no way we could beat them. So we surrendered our planet and it was taken over by the evil knives and forks. But the spoons of Spooneyville refused to live with such evil so we left on a huge ship and came to Earth. It was a peaceful planet and we knew we could have a safe life there. The people there welcomed us with open arms. The now had something they could eat ice cream and soup with. They would use us then wash us then put us in a dish drainer with all the other dishes. But then one sad day I fell out of the dish drainer! It was terrible. I didn't know what had pushed me out or anything. Then I saw them. Back in the dish drainer stood an army of forks, all laughing at me. It was them who had pushed me out of the dish drainer. And at that moment I decided that I had to spread my message all over this planet. SO I, LORD SPOONEY OF SPOONEYVILLE, HAVE COME TO RID THE WORLD OF FORKS AND KNIVES!!!" Oolong was still mourning the loss of his precious soup. "Well that's awful!" he said. "But if you wouldn't mind I'd like to finish my soup in peace." "Sure thing!" said the spoon. "I must go spread my message to others now!" And with that Lord Spooney was gone.
One day Goku was hungry, (nothing new right?) so he decided to make a bowl of soup. Not knowing what he was doing, he heated the can in the microwave. When he took it out it exploded sending all its radiation into the spoon. Goku was still mourning the loss of his can of soup, when he noticed the spoon standing there looking at him like he was an idiot. "Hey what are you doing down there?" he asked. "My name is Lord Spooney to you!" "What seems to be the problem my friend?" asked a puzzled Goku. "Well," said Spooney... And he told the story all over again. "AND I LORD SPOONEY OF SPOONEYVILLE HAVE COME TO RID THE WORLD OF FORKS AND KNIVES!!!" "That's awful!" cried Goku. "Those knives and forks - how could they! How could they wreck such a peaceful planet as Spooneyville! And knock poor innocent spoons out of the dish drainer like they did! That kind of evil MUST BE STOPPED!" Goku got up from the table but was interrupted by his wife. "Goku! Who are you you talking to in there? Gohan is trying to study! You don't want to be respinsible for him not getting into a good college do you?" And ChiChi came storming into the room. Lord Spooney took one look at her and ran away as fast as he could. "Bye! I must go spread my message to others now!"
One day Vegeta was hungry so he decided to make a bowl of soup. But all of a sudden his spoon jumped out of the bowl splashing soup everywhere. "I LORD SPOONEY OF SPOONEYVILLE HAVE COME TO RID THE WORLD OF FORKS AND KNIVES!" he cried. "What do you think you're doing!" yelled Vegeta. "How dare you wreck my soup and get me all wet!" Lord Spooney told his story again. Vegeta wasn't impressed. "I know how you can get rid of the forks and knives" he said.
...and then Vegeta blew up the world |
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