The Sky is Falling!

*Warning* I make fun of EVERYBODY in this fanfic ... yes, EVERYBODY at some point in time...

Oh no!

Chicken Little was happily sitting at her dinner table eating some turkey soup when she felt an EVIL prescence surrounding her. Oh no! she thought. Whatever shall I do??? Then something hard hit her on the head. Was it a bowling ball? Was it a meteor? Was it Superman? No. "Oh no!" she cried. "THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!!!!"

...

Chicken Little: Help! Help! The sky is falling! The sky is falling!

Goku: You're say ing that the sky is fall ing?

Chicken Little: Yes you bonehead no go do something about it!!!

Goku: Hmmm... I won der if Sky tastes good...

Chicken Little: Just go you birdbrain! Do you want the whole Earth to be covered in Sky?

~ Goku delicately puts on his fighting outfit and gives a huge motivational speech which I won't bother to put here because it would bore you all to death not to mention fill up the whole page ~

Goku: O kay lets go and get the o thers now.

Chicken Little: *sigh* at least he's ready...

* They go and get Gohan who is busy studying and leave for Capsule Corp *

Chicken Little: Can't you two do something about this why do we have to go get EVERYbody else?!?!?

Goku: We're all a team we need each o ther we work to ge ther to get the job done... * babbles on endlessly for three hours *

Gohan: Hey I have an idea we'll go to Kami's lookout and you can go to Capsule Corp and we'll meet back here!

Chicken Little: great idea! See ya!

* Goku and Gohan go to Kami's lookout and get Piccolo and go to the icy dark evil place and get Tien and Chautzu. Then they go to Master Roshi's place and pick up Krillin and 18 *

Chicken Little: *arrives at Capsule Corp* Hello? Is anybody home? We have an emergency here!!!

Trunks: *answers door* Who are you?

Chicken Little: THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!!

Trunks: r...i...g...h...t...

Chicken Little: It's true! Goku and I are gathering up all the fighters we're gonna meet back at his place.

Trunks: wow! Goku? He's awsome! He's like the father I never had. So noble and good he always does what's best for Earth - what a hero!

Vegeta: SHUT UP!!!!!!!! I can't believe an offspring of mine would say something like that!!!!!!!!!!

Chicken Little: Me either!

Vegeta: And who are you? The Kentucky Fried Chicken?

Chicken Little: My name is Chicken Little and THE SKY IS FALLING!!!! It's an emergency come at once! *grabbs Trunks and Vegeta and flys back to Goku's house*

Goku: Hey, you for got Yam cha!

Piccolo, Trunks, Vegeta, Gohan, Tien, Chautzu, Krillin, Android 18, and Chicken Little: YAMCHA??? What do we need HIM for???

Goku: re MEM ber?!? We're all a team... ---

Chicken Little: *cuts off Goku before he can give a speech* Yea yea yea... *flys off and gets Yamcha* Okay, we're ready for battle!

Everyone: What?

Chicken Little: Like duh! We're going to battle the Sky! Why else would I bring you all here, boneheads???

Vegeta: The SKY??? You expect us to battle the SKY???

Gohan: I want my mommy!

Trunks: Goku, save us!

Krillin: 18, protect me!

Tien: Chautzu, let's get out of here or we're all gonna die!

Chautzu: Hey! Don't back off now! Goku wouldn't run away from a battle, no matter HOW tough it is!

Everyone but Goku and Vegeta: Yea!

Vegeta: Blech!

Chicken Little: Barf!

Sky: If you all like Goku so much then lets see him fight!!!!!!!!! *starts shaking and powering up*

Everyone but Goku: Oh s___!

Goku: Oh fiddlesticks! *he's too "good" to swear*

Gohan: You meanie! Don't hurt my daddy! *powers up to maximum* but I do have to use the bathroom if that's ok with you of course...

Sky: Sure, go! It's not you I want to fight anyway, it's GOKU!!!!!!!

Goku: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!   *realizing everyone admires his courage and fearlessness and if he backed off everyone would be disappointed* Ummmmmm... you don't scare me! Bring it on!

Everyone but Vegeta: Yay! That's it Goku! You're our hero!

Vegeta: Bah...

*Goku and the sky fight a long and hard battle but the Sky notably has the upper hand*

Everyone but Vegeta: Come on Goku! You can do it! Show him what you've got!

Vegeta: Blast you Kakarot! Always coming to save the day...

Goku: Ok Sky, you win. I give up! You're better than me.

Sky: What the h___???

Everyone but Vegeta: Goku! Our hero! He let us down!

Vegeta: OMG...

Goku: But I know someone who can defeat you easily! All right goh--- oh shoot he's in the bathroom... Oh well, in that case ... How bout you Trunks, you want to fight???

Trunks: What? ME??!?!??! fight HIM?!!?! *realizes* OMG! Goku picked ME to take over the battle. What an honor! *starts to cry*

Yamcha: Here's some tissues ole buddy...

Trunks: Thanks *calms down* OK! I'll give it a try!

*Trunks and the Sky fight and fight and fight and seem to be even but all of a sudden the sky makes a sneak attack and Trunks goes crashing to the ground.

Everyone but Vegeta: Oh no!

Vegeta: M-m-my Son!!! You hurt my son! You will pay the ULTIMATE price!!!!!   *powers up* RRRRRAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHPPPPHHHHHRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone but Goku: Holy crap!

Goku: Holy smokes!

Vegeta: YA! YA! YA! YA! YA! YA! YA! YAOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!   Dang it my arthritis is acting up again! How come none of those blasted medications work? Grrrr....      (oh come on --- you know Vegeta sounds like an old geezer when he fights you were just too loyal to admit it...)

Everyone: Oh no!!!!

Sky: Ha ha ha! Now you will die Vegeta!

- Gohan comes out of the bathroom and throws himself in front of the blast -

Vegeta, Sky, and Everyone but Goku: What the h___?

Goku: What in the world?

Gohan: *gets up and powers up* Now you will die Sk---

ChiChi: Goku! How could you let our little baby boy fight!??!?!? *sob* I NEVER should have trusted you! You big jerk! That's it, YOU'RE GOING IN TIME OUT GOKU!!!!!! AND THAT'S FINAL!!!! As for you Gohan, back to your studies!   *grabs Goku and Gohan by their collars and drags them from the battlefield*

Goku: *sob* No! Anything but time out ChiChi! I'll be a good boy from now on! I promise!...

ChiChi: No! *gets in car/ship/whatever and goes home*

~ The others stand in shock as they realize they have NO chance whatsoever ~

Chautzu: C'mon! Let's do it for Goku!

Everyone: Yea!    *Vegeta's unconcious, remember?*

Piccolo: I'll do my super arm extension thing-a-ma-bobber and blast him! *extends arm* Ya! Ya! YOOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHHH!!!!! That stings!! OW!!! A Pinecone!!! OOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

Krillin: What's wrong Piccolo?

Piccolo: *wince* my arm's *wince* stuck *wince* in a tree *wince*

Everyone: Gasp! (you know getting your arm stuck in a tree is the ultimate bad thing that can happen to a fighter)

Sky: Ha ha ha! Now your five best fighters are OUT ... and SO ARE YOU!!!!!!

Everyone: Oh no!

Tien: Goku wouldn't back down from a battle, no matter how much the odds were against him! *powers up and starts flying towards the sky to attack*

Krillin: No! Tien! Don't go!

Vegeta: You moron! You actually think YOU can help?

Everyone: *shocked that Vegeta is back*

Vegeta: Yea yea yea, thanks for the warm reception, but i can't fight - I can't even *wince* move my arms...

Tien: Come on everyone! Don't just stand there!

~ The Z fighters just stand there as Tien attacks the Sky but the Sky knocks him away with its pinky finger ~

Everyone: Oh no!

Krillin: Tien ... he gave everything ... everything he had to help us! ... GOKU!!!! WHY AREN'T YOU HERE?????!!!?!?!??!??!?!!!!!???!!!!   WE NEED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vegeta: Bah.

Everyone else: Yea! Goku was supposed to save us! ---

18: You morons!

Everyone: Huh?

18: Duh! Why are we fighting the Sky in the first place?!? Cause some chicken told us it was falling? Ha! I'll bet it was just her roof leaking. Or maybe a bottle of Vegeta's arthritis medication that he dropped. I can't believe you all went along with this!!!!

Sky: No ... You've discovered my secret...

18: That's right! Now go away you big bonehead!

Sky: *disappears and the world is left in peace*

Everyone: Yay! Horray for Goku!

18: What???

Everyone: He always comes through in the clutch.

18: I can't believe you people.

Vegeta: ... So that's where my arthritis medication went...

... And then Vegeta blew up the world.

~The End!~

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