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| The Adventures of King Cold and Frieza |
| ...quest for a nasel decongestant... |
| King Cold: ssssoooonnnn,,,, iiii hhhhaaaavvvveeee aaaa pppprrrrooooppppoooossssiiiittttiiiioooonnnn ttttoooo mmmmaaaakkkkeeee.... (now, since that is both hard to type and hard to read, i'll stop but make sure you get the point that king cold talks vvvveeeerrrryyyy sssslllloooowwww) Anyway... King Cold: Son, I have a proposition to make. Frieza: And what would that be, father? King Cold: Let's go on a little journey. Frieza: Wow! Can we destroy planets and annhialate millio--- King Cold: NO! ... We will be searching for a nasel decongestant. Frieza: A nasel WHAT? King Cold: A nasel decongestant for me to take so that my voice is not so painfully low... Frieza: Wow! You mean you'll be able to talk like a NORMAL PERSON?!?!?!?!?!? *trembling with excitement* King Cold: Yes, but only if we can find a decongestant that is right for me... * So the father and son duo went off into space in search of a nasel decongestant. This WAS a bit difficult considering they had never seen one before and had no clue what they were looking for... * * Soon, after a few hours they came upon a potato * Frieza: Wow! Do you think that's a nasel decongestent??? King Cold: I don't know. I'll have to try it. Could you pass me a glass of water? * Of course with King Cold's size, we all know that a potato is to him what an Advil is to us... * King Cold: *downs potato in one gulp * Well, obviously that didn't work! *voice the same as normal* * After trying 43 random objects and having none of them work, the father and son were pretty tired * King Cold: *bloated from all the random objects he ate* If I eat one more random object I think I'm going to pop! Frieza: I have an idea! We'll just have our scientists make a machine that steals people's voices! That way, when you hear a voice you like you can just steal it from them! King Cold: Why that's a splended idea son! I think you inherited those brains from me!... * After a few hours, the scientists had made a machine that could supposedly steal the voice from anyone in the universe by pressing a small button * ( sort of like captain ginyu's body snatcher trick except with voices ) *The two tricksters search for hours and finally come upon a fat-looking blob* Frieza: Hey father, that dude's fatter than Dodoria! King Cold: Ah yes, I remember Dodoria! With your purple and pink, you two made quite the couple... Frieza: Oh shut up! King Cold: All right you big blob, I'm taking your voice! *presses button* *Little did King Cold know that he had taken the high squeaky voice of Android 19* King Cold: Well, how do you like my new voice? Frieza: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *grabs remote and presses button in attempt to switch the voices back* King Cold: Now, what'd you do that for??? *his voice was back to normal* Frieza: Thank goodness! You sounded worse than before! * Before they could say anymore, Android 19 had grabbed the remote and crushed it * Android 19: How dare you try to steal my voice! You will pay! *powers up* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *falls to the ground (probably of a heart attack)* Oh goodness, I guess I shouldn't have had that 456th Big Mac... King Cold: I would say that was all rather anti-climactic, wouldn't you? Frieza: Lets go now... * and so they continued on their journey... * Soon, after hours of searching, they decide to stop on a random planet and have a picnic lunch. King Cold: Ah, isn't this nice... *gobbles down his 57th sandwich* Frieza: *takes 2 bites of his/her sandwich* My my, that was quite filling! *pushes away plate* * strange looking blobs appear, obviously the inhabitants of the planet they were staying on * King Cold: Why aren't those interesting looking creatures... Frieza: Yes, would you like me to annihilate them? King Cold: No, let's have a little fun first! Frieza: Hey, maybe they have a nasel whatchamacallit! King Cold: Maybe! Let's go check. Blob #1: You are tresspassing on Gorgonzolian territory! Now you will die! Frieza: *scratches head* I coulda sworn that was a cheese... *The blobs attack, but Frieza and King Cold just sit there lauging* Blob #2: How dare you! You MONSTERS!!! King Cold: Actually, we're just curious tourists. We were wondering if you have any nasel decongestents! Blob #3: Hmmmm... No, but we have plenty of cheese. King Cold: Well, I guess I'll try some of that then. Blob: What kind would you like? blue, muenster, mozzerella, swiss... King Cold: How about some BLUE cheese. That sounds interesting enough... * The aliens give King Cold a huge bundle of blue cheese * King Cold: Thank you! We must be off now! * He and Frieza get back in their ship and leave * King Cold: Do you want to blow up that planet? Frieza: No, they have good cheese there. We might want some more. * They sit down and have large helpings of the blue cheese * King Cold: My my, that was delicious! Frieza: Definetly! * After another two hours though, the two fighters aren't feeling very good * King Cold: My stomach! *turns blue* I'm not feeling so good! Frieza: *blue as well* Me either! Let's go see a doctor! *They go to the nearest hospital and get treatment for their blue illness* Nurse: That was close! If you hadn't come so soon, you might have turned permanently blue! Frieza: Thank you for your help! King Cold: Hmmmm... do you happen to have any nasel decongestants here in this hospital? We have been searching for hours, but haven't managed to find any! Nurse: No, we don't have any. But I might be able to help you anyway. *disappears and comes back with a HUGE bottle of spicy mustard* Wolf this down and you'll be feeling great! King Cold: Thank you! *eats/drinks spicy mustard in one gulp* Hmmmm... Frieza: How do you feel? King Cold: *practically chokes* I'm feeling a little nauseous... (voice is NORMAL) *smoke starts coming out of ears* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pass me some water quick! Frieza: *too shocked at his father's voice too speak* Nurse: Oh dear! He's having an allergic reaction! Well... that WAS super spicy mustard... King Cold: *finally settles down* Phew! That was interesting! I wonder how long this new voice will last... *voice is back to normal* Bummer! Frieza: I must say Father, that WAS a very big difference in your voice! Nurse: Yes, I agree! But it might not be safe to eat that on a regular basis. Wait, I might have something else that would help... *disappears and comes back with a huge platter of Cajun food* (REALLY spicy food) King Cold: Yum! *eats every bite* Frieza: Well, say something... is your voice different? Nurse: Oh dear ... he wasn't supposed to eat all that at once ... oh no... King Cold: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *self destructs and blasts into a million tiny pieces* Frieza: Oh dear ... I guess thats all for our little quest for a decongestant ... *the end* ... and then ... in some long lost place far away ... Vegeta blew up the world! Back to Fanfic Page Back to Main Page |