If Pigs Had Fangs

~ In case your wondering Vegeta is me in the story and the others are my friends ~

One fine day Vegeta, Goku, Gohan, and Krillin were in a bookstore that looked more like a welcome center (if you've ever been to one you know what I mean). It had a huge desk sitting in from of a big window and a seperate room for the books and stuff. (enough of this - on with the story!)

Well anyway, the four fighters all managed to find themselves in the cookbook isle. Goku was trying to eat the books, while Vegeta was looking for recipies that even Bulma could make. All of a sudden an announcement came over the PA system: "Attention customers - a deadly pack of wild pegs has gotten loose nearby. We reccomend you remain inside the building until we tell you otherwise. Thank you."

Krillin looked ill. "P-P-P-Pigs???? I never liked p-p-p-pigs!" "Aw, c'mon!" joked Gohan. "they can't be THAT bad!" He went over to the window and looked out. "AAAAHHH!!!!" he yelled and he fainted on the spot. Tons of huge orange pigs stared up at him. Krillin ran over to see what was wrong, but one look out the window and he fainted too.

"Gosh," said goku. "I guess I'd better go see what's wrong." He put down his half-eaten cookbook and walked over to the wondow. "Yum!" he exclaimed. "Those pigs would sure make a mighty good hamburger!" He licked his lips in anticipation. "You bonehead! Hamburgers are beef!" muttered Vegeta. "No they're not! HAM burgers are made of HAM which is pig!" Vegeta sighed knowing this was a battle he'd never win.

But before they could argue anymore, another announcement came over the PA system. "Attention! Beware of man-eating pigs! They are orange with purple needle-like fangs." At the word needle, Goku fainted. The announcement continued. "If you see one, run like the wind. If you are bitten, the only wasy you can live to jump out the window. Good luck, and we are sorry for the disruption."

Vegeta was now the only warrior left. He wondered what he should do, but before he could leave he was a pig coming at him. "Oh ____" he muttered and started to run. But the pig was too fast for him and bit him. "OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!" he yelled and bolted for the window. It was really high up, but he gathered up all his courage and jumped out.

He was cured but unfortunately he landed in a tree. "Phew," he said as he climbed down from the tree. But as he turned around he saw a nasty looking pig running at him full speed. The pig chased him around for what seemed like a few hours. Then the pig jumped and magically turned into Vegeta's next-door neighbor and...

...Then he woke up. "AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! The pigs are gonna eat me!!!!!!!!!! HHHHEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!" Then he realized it was just a dream. He calmed down and remembered all the details from his dream. Usually he could never remember his dream but this time it was very clear. Then he realized that Kakarot had been in his dream. ---What???--- And he had referred to him as Goku!!!!!!?!?!?!?!? What was the world coming to? Had he been hit by a cannonball? "How stupid! I can't believe I did that! I'm a disgrace!" Vegeta became madder and madder and madder

...And then Vegeta blew up the world!

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