I Fell Asleep During Gundam Wing

Hello and welcome to the Gundam Zoo! At this here zoo be have many interesting animals. We have several dogs and one CATra. We also have a rabbit that says 'meow' a cow that says 'quack' and a horsey that says WOOFei. Oh and watch out - you don't want to step in any doggie DUO! We also have a very unusual ox. His hair is so long that he can't see where he was going. Why just yesterday he accidentally stepped on the trigger of a gun and shot two ducks! And he can't tell where he's going either. While we're at it, lets bring to you live coverage of the Ox Formerly Known As Trowa in action! Ox: *crashes into tree* mumble grumble ~an owl walks out from under the tree~ Owl: you dork! you have destroyed my homeland! Ox: mumble grumble *translation: hello mr. manatee!* Owl: i'm not a manatee you fool! Ox: mumble grumble *translation: i'm sorry, i cannot see* Owl: I see you need some help - bring in the barber! ~baber appears; cuts the Ox Formerly Known As Trowa's hair~ Ox: behold! i can see! *he can now be understood because his voice isn't muffled by his hair* Ox: mr. barber! you're a HEERO! barber: why thank you! *walks off* Well there is a perfect example of the Ox Formerly Known As Trowa in action! Now at this here zoo we not only have a great variety of animals, we also have many food stands as well. If you're hungry and need to RE-LEAN(a) yourself there is is a stand where you can get a fresh PEACE(craft) of low-fat pie! And drinks are available too! Oh and be careful too. Don't open the DOOR(othy) to any of the cages - we don't want anyone to be anNOINEd by the animals. Oh and to make sure you don't get lost we have several maps posted in the zoo. This way you can Treize the path that you will be taking during your visit. And remember - Zechs marks the spot! So come on by and enjoy your stay at the Gundam Zoo. And I hope you're wearing clean (lady) UNderwear cause you're in for one heck of a ride!

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