He loved to fight (his favorite food was beets)
All he wanted was to have a good fight
So he rounded up all the warriors in sight
And so began a vicious battle
(Joe innocently trips on a ping-pong paddle)
Goku walks up and starts to preach
But lunch interrupts his nauseating speech
Krillin walks up with all his might
Gets hit once, goes down, and is unable to fight
Piccolo decides he'll give it a try
The 'special beam cannon' should beat this guy
But Piccolo's efforts don't work this time
And neither do those of Chautzu the mime
Tien walks up (eeew yuck! Joe cries)
But walks away with three black eyes
Yamcha goes down after one measley hit
But that's not a very big loss - is it?
Gohan wants to go help Piccolo
But school was today, and he had to go
Vegeta walks up, blasts the bad guy to hell (ooooo)
But before he can blow up the planet as well...
'Vegeta! That's wrong! There's no need for such violence!
I thought you had changed, but you're still a tyrant'
'Well Kakarot's back - what a surprise!'
'Just blow up the planet already!' Joe cries
'The bad guy is dead, my work here is done.
End this or we'll be here till 3001!'
'Fine then' said Vegeta. (Joe jumps up - Hooray!)
'It'll save us from Kakarot's lecture, anyway'
...and then Vegeta blew up the world