1. What time is it? 1:12 AM 2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate: Joseph Ernest Bessey 3. Nicknames: The Hog or Fat Mooka 4. Parent's names: Orlando and Pok Sun 5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake? Fuck cakes. I didn't have one this year. But I'm 24. 6. Date that you regularly blow them out: 09/01 7. Pets: Dog, chinchilla, prairie dog 8. Height: 6'1" 9. Eye color: Brown 10. Hair color: I'm bald 11. Piercings: Left ear 12. Tattoos: Three 13. How much do you love your job(1-10): Working is gay 14. Birthplace: Schenectady, NY 15. Hometown: Clifton Park, NY 16. Current residence: Salem,NY 17. Edited due to gayness 18. Been in love before? Yes 19. Edited due to gayness 20. Edited due to gayness 21. Been drunk? Yes 22. Edited due to gayness 23. Loved somebody so much it made you cry? Yes 24. Been in a car crash? I hit a stone wall doing 70 on the way to homecoming. I still made it there, though. 25. Croutons or Bacon Bits: Neither, I don't eat salad. 26: 2 door or 4 door: 4 because I usually end up having a car full and I hate having to put my seat forward 27. Sprite or 7-Up: Sprite. Fuck 7-Up 28. Coffee or coffee ice cream: Coffee. I don't eat ice cream 29. Blanket or stuffed animal: Blanket 30. Dumper or dumpee: Yes 31. Salad dressing: Fuck salad 32. Color of socks: White when I bother getting dressed. 33. Number: None 34. Why? Numbers are just numbers 35. Place to be kissed: Anywhere, I'm affection-starved. 36: Movies: The Breakfast Club, The Crow, Reservoir Dogs, Enter The Dragon 37. Quotes from a movie: Paul Gleason: "What if your family, what if your house...What if your dope was on fire?" Judd Nelson: "Impossible sir, it's in Johnson's underwear." 38. Favorite Holiday: Any holiday where I get drunk 39. Foods: Anything I cook, because I'm a damn good cook. 40. Day of the Week: Every day runs together for me 41. Song at the moment: One King Down - More Hate Than fear 42. TV Show: I don't watch much tv except for cooking shows, animal documentaries and baseball 44. Word or phrase: None, really. 45. Toothpaste: I don't care. Toothpaste is toothpaste 46. Restaurant: Fuck restaurants. I cook for myself. 47. Flower: I don't care about flowers. 48. Least Favorite Subject: Anything having to do with numbers, or alphabetical representations of them 49. Alcoholic Drink: Whiskey 50. Sport to watch in person: Baseball 51. Type of Ice: Cubed 52. Zoo Exhibit: Reptiles 53. Sesame Street Character: Oscar, because he's pissy like me 54. Disney/Warner Brothers: Ariel, she's fucking hot 55. Fast Food Restaurant: Burger King, when I eat out. Fuck McDonald's RANDOM QUESTIONS 56. When was your last hospital visit? I don't know. It's been at least 10 years. 57. Favorite Drink: Orange juice 58. What color is your bedroom carpet? Blue 59. What was the name of your childhood blanket? It's nameless 60. How many times did you fail your Permit/Driver's License Test? Once 61. What do you think of Ouija Boards? Neutral 62. Where do you see yourself in 10 years? I don't 63. Who is the last person you got mail from before this one? Kristin 64. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? Yes, but I was a juvenile offender. No record 65. Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card? Babbage's 66. What do you do most often when you are bored? Masturbate 67. What words or phrases do you overuse? I have no life. 68. Name the person that you are friends with that lives the FARTHEST from you: I have family in Korea, if that counts. 69. Most annoying thing is: I don't understand this one, so I'll assume it means the most annoying thing about me. In that context, it's probably my unconscious criticism of everything and everyone. 70. Best thing: My IQ of 153. 71. Bedtime: Whenever I can't keep my eyes open anymore. Usually a few hours after the sun comes up, or I've had too many shots of whiskey. 72. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond and why? I don't think I need to answer this one, since the subject was covered previously. 73. What time is it now? 1:36 am. There's 24 minutes of my life I'll never get back.