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| THE MYSTERIES OF LIFE | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| THE FACTS THAT ARE TEN | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 1. Wat has happened to Britney - she has completely gone to fuck (musically) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2. Is the only real mystery of life death!!!!!!!!!!!! ( I'll be pissed off if it is) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3. Why is Eminem always wrapping about beeing 'back' - where did he ever go?????? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 4. WHATS WITH THE NEW COKE BOTTLES??? BASTARDS ARE GOING CHEAP - NEW STUFF (BIGGER BOTTLE) TASTES LIKE SHITE | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 5. Where are all the cool gothic sites these days, where not everyone is a fucking VAMPIRE!! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 6. Will the simpsons finally be cut and no more episodes made - how can people even contemplate such an evil act. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 7. Why does the squeal of a banshee sound like that of a child???? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 8. Why does everyone thing the Godfather 3 is shit - it is really cool, especially Andy Garcia | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 8. Why do England ALWAYS have their excuses ready before they enter a major world sporting event?????? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 9. Why everyone thinks Five Fot Fighting is shite - the album is very chilled and quite excellent | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 10. Why did Al Gore not use Clinton to win the American election and not have pin head as the leader of the 'great America' | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 10. Why is there no more Only Fools And Horses- that was a kick ass comedy show - we also need more Red Dwarf |
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