THE MYSTERIES OF LIFE
THE FACTS THAT ARE TEN
1. Wat has happened to Britney - she has completely  gone to fuck (musically)
2. Is the only real mystery of life death!!!!!!!!!!!!  ( I'll be pissed off if it is)
3. Why is Eminem always wrapping about beeing 'back' - where did he ever go??????
4. WHATS WITH THE NEW COKE BOTTLES??? BASTARDS ARE GOING CHEAP - NEW STUFF (BIGGER BOTTLE) TASTES LIKE SHITE
5. Where are all the cool gothic sites these days, where not everyone is a fucking VAMPIRE!!
6. Will the simpsons finally be cut and no more episodes made - how can people even contemplate such an evil act.
7. Why does the squeal of a banshee sound like that of a child????
8. Why does everyone thing the Godfather 3 is shit - it is really cool, especially Andy Garcia
8. Why do England ALWAYS have their excuses ready before they enter a major world sporting event??????
9. Why everyone thinks Five Fot Fighting is shite - the album is very chilled and quite excellent
10. Why did Al Gore not use Clinton to win the American election and not have pin head as the leader of the 'great America'
10. Why is there no more Only Fools And Horses- that was a kick ass comedy show
- we also need more Red Dwarf
TO BE UPDATED NEXT WEEK!!!!!!!!!!
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