The Official BACON webpage: REAL ULTIMATE POWER!!!

The Official Bacon webpage

Real Ultimate Power!!!!!

Hi, this site is all about Bacon, REAL BACON. This site is awesome. My name is Joe and I cant
stop thinking about Bacon. That meat is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1. Bacon is a meat.
2. Bacon sizzles ALL the time.
3. The purpose of Bacon is to flip out of a pan and sizzle people.

Weapons and Gear:

Pig genes

Fat

brown coloration

Testimonials:

Bacon strips can sizzle anyone they want! Bacon burns people ALL
the time and doesn't even think twice about it.
That meat is so crazy and awesome that they flip out of pans ALL the
time. I heard that there was this Bacon getting eaten at a diner.
And when some guy dropped a fork, the Bacon sizzled the hole town.
My friend Rockie says he saw a bacon tottaly super sizzle a kid just
because the kid opened a window.

NOW THATS WHAT I CALL REAL ULTIMATE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you dont believe Bacon has REAL Ultimate Power you better get
a life right now or it will grease your head off !!! its an easy choice,
if you ask me.

Bacon is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I cant believe it sometimes, but I feel it in inside my heart. That meat is totally awesome and thats a fact. Bacon is fast, brown, smooth, cool,
strong, powerful and sweet. I cant wait to start cooking next year.
I love bacon with all my body (including my pee pee).

This is a picture of tasty bacon showing off. there all cooked and
brown , wich is braggable.

real ultimate power directory

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about bacon?
A: Bacon is the ultimate paradox. On one hand it don't give a crap,but on the other bacon can be very careful and precise.

Q: I heard that bacon is always disgusting or brown. what's the problem?
A: Who ever told you that is a total moron. Just like other meat Bacon can be brown OR totally awesome.

Q: What does Bacon do when it's not greasing off heads or flipping out of pans?
A: Most of there free time is spent frying, but sometimes they sizzle.(Ask my friend Rockie if you dont believe me.)

the official bacon webpage is created by me; Joe . and it is a parody of the official ninja webpage