Da’ Band:
Legendary, yes, but only talked about in Sacramento. These crazy sons of mothers publicized the revolutionary art of Cropolketal, mixing southern hip hop, classical opera, traditional polka, and hardcore metal together into one, tasty, bite-sized piece of heaven. This art has been passed down from generation to generation for nearly 4,000 years has never been revealed...until now.
Why now? You may ask. This is because in circa 2,000 BC, a mystical curse was placed on this art form by a homosexual gypsy who felt that it discriminated her kind. 4,000 years later the curse broke, and the only knowing survivors of this ancient tradition were three kids from Sacramento. They decided that they must use their skills to try and publicize it and help to revive its natural beauty.