FLASHBACK
Managing to open the door, Yoshi looks at the room…

Yoshi: Fucking hell.

The scene fades

END FLASHBACK

The ragged voice yelled out, the echo bouncing off of the walls of this very fine and spacious room. Spacious, yes, but dirty and cockroach filled. I was correct, you do get your moneys worth in this place [evil cackle]. Yoshi entered the room, with his jaw down to the ground. This is still probably the best conditions of which he has had to live, and Yoshi feels comfortable, especially considering he is left with one thousand, seven hundred and fifty dollars spending money, but the question is, what are we going to do with this money? First things first, get a weeks stock of food, but then what? Clothes…maybe we’ll even have enough money for a car! Holy shizzles mo’ nizzle snizzles. Cause you know, public transport sucks, the bus seats…they’re always hurting your ass.

Yoshi: So what have I got? I’ve got a place to stay…and I have money…hmm…food.

Yoshi looks over to a mini fridge and opens it. He picks up a twinkie bar, and is just about to unwrap it when a voice shouts out.

Voice: Don’t eat that!!!

Yoshi drops the twinkie bar and looks confused at the man. Jet black hair with tanned skin, wearing a leather jacket and a smirk. Leather trousers and boots, looks a whole lot different to our good friend Yoshi, and looks like a tough guy, a motorbike d00d.

Yoshi: Wh-Who are you?

Voice: My name is Eric Lockheart. I’m your new manager.

Yoshi: Manager? I didn’t ask for no fucking manager. I don’t want no fucking manager. I just want to eat my chocolate in peace.

Yoshi bends down, picks up the twinkie, unwraps it and sticks it in his mouth, as Eric Lockheart winces.

Eric: You are aware of the fact that eating that just cost you $25

Yoshi gags, runs to the toilet and throws up. Eric smirks within the midst of the dirty room.

Eric: Now it’s time to talk business.

Yoshi: I don’t want to talk business.

Eric: You don’t have much of a choice.

Yoshi scowls.

Yoshi: Oh yeah? And why’s this?

Eric: Because you’re pathetic. You know nothing of the sport, you know absolutely no wrestling moves at all, you lack charisma, and overall you just…well…you suck.

Yoshi smirks

Yoshi: I’ve trained hard my entire life. It hasn’t been pleasant, it hasn’t been fun. It’s been painful, hard and full of anguish, and I’m not gonna let this chance slip away from me.

Eric throws Yoshi a card, who catches it.

Eric: Make the most of it then. Give me a call sometime.

Eric walks away, as the scene closes