"Fuck."

"Hmm?"

"I'm a World Title contender in two feds."

I sat there on a lush leather sofa in a house that would be unknown to yourselves. It was actually the house of my lovely new girlfriend, a woman known as Hope Horitzui. She is stunning. And she belongs to me. I fucking love it.

"Is that...necessary a bad thing?"

What I didn't mention before, was that Hope Horitzui was healing my wounds for the second week running. During the past two days, I had fought three different matches, and may I add that I had taken a bit of a beating in the matches. Gay Rapist took a few chunks out of me (but may I add, thank fuck I didn't lose to that beast), and then I took on Darren Romeo, a man of whom I have quite a bit of respect for. He has certainly shown his worth to the NPA with some impressive performances, and the victory over Darren Romeo secured my spot in the fight for the NPA King of Pussies contendership. But then, the very next day, I went up against another man who has impressed in the federation, the DWI, which was Qazzaq. But even though I was battered and bruised and only playing at 60%, I managed to come out on top.

"Well...not a bad thing. But after the beating I've taken against some mediocre wrestlers, it's gonna be tough to go against the best and finest in two federations, the day after another? I'm going to get fucked up real bad."

"Well...just be glad DWI is last, and Gay Rapist isn't in the finals"

I give a weak smile, and Hope smiles back at me. She kisses me on the nose.

"I suppose you putting it into another perspective just makes the whole thing so much more better for me."

"Yup. Yes it does!"

I lean back on the chair, and close my eyes. I think of all of the things which had happened over the past few days. The matches, the drama, the journey home (in which I spent the whole time in the backseat bitching and moaning about how much pain I am in.). I feel a sharp pain, hot in my sides. I yell out loud, and open my eyes, lunging forward, keeling over.

"Yoshi...are you OK?"

Panting heavily, I winced in pain yet again, before blacking out.

...Showing a sign of weakness...