"Hmm...what do you reckon?"

I was seated in my sofa which I got for real cheap down at the second hand 'Hallmart' which lived just across the road. It was a two-seater, with a spring sticking out of one of the seats, but in all reality, who cares? As if I would be making friends now, when I've earned such respect from fans, or 'normies' as I like to call them. I can't even go to a bar, without signing one pair of breasts, or one ass crack. It's not a very pleasant life to live, not as much as some people say. I mean, signing breasts is alright, but an ass crack? That's what them faggots do.

I was seated over a coffee table which is a lot lower than is comfortable, but I have to live a basic life, due to my restricted wages. Even though I am quite a popular wrestler, my young age means that I also have a limited amount of money, the rest, the government takes away from me.

Speaking of which, some of you may remember that Eric Lockheart, my former manager, was a cop, right? Well, it turns out, he wasn't. As proof that I am not really an illegal immigrant, I'll have to send you the news clip of when I read that Eric Lockheart was arrested, found hanging out with some of the members of the KKK. That's pretty messed up, right? Yeah, a lot of things has happened to me, my life has been quite hectic as of late. My back is healed, and I've taken a few months off for it...a few months ago. But now I'm back in the wrestling business, but I'm in a dilemma.

"Which federation do I choose?"

Who am I talking to? You ask. Well, I don't know. I kind of have trust issues, now that I know that the only person whom I have ever trusted in my life, turned out to be burning crosses outside the door of NWA-TNA Superstar D-Lo Brown.

Let's get back to some relevant facts. I'm sitting there, draped over 4 different contracts. After leaving the NLR, one of the largest federations in the country, I'm thinking about going for a slightly different change of pace. Whilst it may give me less money, I'll become steadily more and more unknown, and maybe I'll have a decent attempt at a social life. Maybe...

So here I am, thinking about how this decision can affect my life. I can go for a fed with no talent...and make my way up to the top, but like I said, it'll make me more known. However, I can be a small fish in a big pond...and go for a fed where I'll get my ass beaten from here back to Japan. I don't know. But I tell you one thing, I don't like getting my ass beaten.

This leaves me with two choices. Either I join the NPA, or I join the DWI. I'm kind of fucked here for a choice, one is nothing but a federation full of pussies, where wrestling skills actually account for something. But the other, is a federation with a name which is actually 'NO PUSSIES ALLOWED'. Kinda the opposite of it, where your speed, brute strength and ability to swing a weapon the fastest is what really matters...Hmm...I am stuck for choice here.

"Fuck it. I'll join both"

Well...I am kinda good anyway.