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DAMNIT, KYLE GETS HIS OWN DAMNED RAVINGS PAGE AND I DON'T?? Why the hell is that?? Didn't you get the memo?? I am the real friggin slim shady!! Damnit!! Argh!! I rant plenty? didn't you get my e-mail last night?? Oh yes, and never doubt the headline I am sending you, ever!! YOGURT!YOGURT!YOGURT!YOGURT!YOGURT!YOGURT!YOGURT!YOGURT!YOGURT!YOGURT!YOGURT!Y OGURT!YOGURT!YOGURT!YOGURT!YOGURT!YOGURT!YOGURT!YOGURT!YOGURT!YOGURT!YOGURT!YO GURT!YOGURT!YOGURT!YOGURT!YOGURT!YOGURT!YOGURT!YOGURT!YOGURT!YOGURT!YOGURT!YOG URT!YOGURT!YOGURT!YOGURT!YOGURT!YOGURT!YOGURT!YOGURT!YOGURT!YOGURT!YOGURT!YOGU RT!YOGURT!YOGURT!YOGURT!YOGURT!ORGASMIC!YOGURT!YOGURT!YOGURT!ORGYOFLOVE!!YOGUR T!YOGURT!YOGURT!ILIKEPANTS!YOGURT!YOUAREAGAYASSEDHOMOBASTARD!YOGURT!YOGURT!YOG URT!YOGURT!YOGURT!YOGURT! Talking to you is more fun than trading underpants with a stranger in a traffic jam. Joey, your site was.. disturbing.... There is one way you can make it a lot better: Add more crap about me! you got some pics somewhere, don't you? I gave you the damn portrait of my family? What the hell is wrong with you? You made a website without me? What were you, Not high at the time??? I would have a load of crazy crap to send you.. but my computer is with my brother.. the bastard of intergrity. You will notice that I have lost my "touch" as the overload of homework has blown my mind. I am taking IB classes, and am spenidng upwards of 4 hours doing homework everynight. My friends fear I may be becoming responsible! On the bright side, Annie is in my IB classes and we get to be "study" partners.. I hope my ranting doesn't disturb you, I am afraid that I cannot stop. You see, I am planning an all night study session. I am loaded with sugary caffine.. I need to write an essay that compares the Oklahoma city bombing with previous similar events in history.. Don;t get me started with biology homework.. Sheesh.. I didn't know there was math in Biology... English is ok.. Oh, when I got home today, I weighed my backpack.. 18 pounds!! The bitch is gonna break my back!! On a good note, My geometry teacher is a moron.. He did a whole lecture on section 1.4.. he was supposed to do 1.7.. That a-hole.. I eat lunch every day with my glorious clique.. Yes, that is our name.. We include 4 football players, and 2 debate placers... So what if only one of us actually starts?? The point is that me and Dan are good debators.. Oh shit, I have homework, I can't do debate anymore!?!? I can't eat, I can't breath!! on;y time for homework!!! oh, yeah.. by this time you are wondering, ok, brad, what the hell is IB classes anywayzzzzzzzzzzzzz? Well, I'll tell yah.. IB is international Burcalcreatlel or whatever, and it is an internationally recongnized HS degree.. Did you see those Damn aggies play Notre Damne? What the hell was that? Notre damne was suppose to have a shit team!! why did they beat us?? WHY?? ::begins crying:: [Unable to display image] Joey, do you like my pic?? can you see it?? lol, silly places i go... here, wanna see what my bookmarked pages are? <A HREF="http://www.geocities.com/joe8472/www.leftbehind.com">LB</A> <A HREF="aol://2719:22-2-Spacefleet%20Academy">Arts and Entertainment - Spacefleet Academy</A> <A HREF="aol://2719:22-2-Spacefleet%20Boot%20Camp">Art s and Entertainment - Spacefleet Boot Camp</A> <A HREF="http://www.geocities.com/theladylolo"> </A><A HREF="http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/ussmauretania/main.html">USS Mauretania, NX-96774</A> <A HREF="http://leftbehindchat.homestead.com/index2.html">index2 </A> <A HREF="http://ilovebacon.bla-bla.com/index.shtml">ilovebacon.com - more fun than a barrel full of ebola-infested, feces hurling m</A> <A HREF="aol://4344:212.sfolboot.102534.595735785"> Academy Schedule</A> <A HREF="http://www.voicenet.com/~campock/osr4.html">Ockanickon Staff Application </A> <A HREF="aol://2719:3-1958-The%20Council%20Room">The Council Room</A> < A HREF="http://www.leftbehindthemovie.com/">Flash Intro Splash</A> <A HREF="index-2.html">index</A> I hope you can't get any of those... Hey, is it me or is life depressing? Some Bastard of Integrity let my damn shirts get bleach on them!! BASTARD!! I HOPE YOU DIE!! no, not you.. someone else.. Now I think I will tell you about my cats.. I wake up nightly with my cat's jaws locked around my throat! Than he usually tries to blame alchohol and the pressures of the day... THan I remind him that he can't talk and he sends me to utah. There, I am ass banged by several mormon men, who fight for me as their lover. Very scary.... very.. Usually around 7 days later I stumble back to my home, and lie face down in the bathtub for a day or two. Varsitry FOOTBALLL!!!!! Against Lake Bradock on FRIDAY! YEAH, WERE GONNA KICK ASS!! Off the field and off the field, of course.... I'm hoping that I will be hospitalized after a glorious win and will get out of some sort of work.. preferably history.. You know me, mr. history buff, but I just can't take this class much more.. to many liberals.. I hate those damn little scooters.. I hate them joey.. joey.. I hate them I hate the scooters. the scooters are pure evil. Evil. Evil. So is gore. He is evil. he is an ass rammer. gay homo with a woden face. I hate that man. But, on the otherside, GBJ has been drunk for the past 20 years...... .... ... I think you deserve some summer camp stories... Uncle Jed is the waterfront supervisor ( note, you can only call them supervisors if your staff.. because they hate it) Anyway, I was working at the pool this particular week, and Jed asks me to take the canoing merit badge class on an overnighter.. Sure.. I guess I can go.. Better than spend the night with my cabmate "spits" So we take off across the lake and into the friggin swamp.. We paddle, we paddle, duck trees.. I am the front man.. I was suppose to steer. I of course, ground the boat.. So we get out and lift it into a still shallow, but deeper area. As the night gets darker, I begin to get cold, as I am wet.. Seeing me shiver he says " don't worry, we'll stop soon for camp and get the leeches off" SHIT?!?!?!? WHAT??!?!? I didn't believe him.. Until, that is, he told me tro use a match instead of tearing them off. I had two leeches in my socks.. I have decided that Spanish 2 sucks more than IB history and geography.. a lot more.. I think I have fried my brain.. I can't stop typing. joey, help me.. MOM, KNOCK ME AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD!! HELP!! I THINK I AM BEING ELECTRICUTED!! AHHHHHH AHHHA HAH.. Better, thanks.. hmm.I think I had better sleep.. Tell nico that drugs are bad.. Tell Anita to stay away from you because you are a pervert.. hmm.. tell everyone else to stay to themselves, because the girls in SF are STD ridden.. I have to go. homework and all.. 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